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Jules100
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@ComtesseRose
Here’s a fun special edition tile. Paarfect for the downstairs loo. *My Daddy might have peed on it.
Here’s a fun special edition tile. Paarfect for the downstairs loo. *My Daddy might have peed on it.
Just Grift Wood
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Embarrassing no chapel, no lake, no facade no renovations just buying crap and faux tidying. I am no longer even enjoying the vlogs on any level, so pretentious, filled with dull rent a crowd all getting dolled up to eat uninspiring pasta on an 80"s inspired table setting. This is just banal.
BigGreenMeany
Well-known member
After following Fanny's vlog since episode ~50 i unsubscribed today. I think there has been a shift in the video ever since they started dating each other at the asylum. It does not seem genuine and they do nothing. If A watering the plants is the vlog highlight - something is wrong. Building of a pergola takes forever and is as interesting as watching paint dry... the chapel reno, grand salon, heating, all is just words.
As for the characters around the chateau. The "doing it by himself" aka cokehead -Pethrick well he was annoying from day one - the funnest things has been his demise.
Dan the teeth gardner - great example of a guy who starts to believe in the bullshit. Now that Fanny is shutting him out ( if he ever finishes the bloody pergola) i hope he finds himself and goes back to his genuine self and not a middle aged influencer.
Selmar - i think one of the few genuine person in the vlogs. Used by Fanny and Mummy till there was nothing left of him. Now he is abused by Tat - who will likely be the death of him.
Also one thing that annoyed the F*** out of me were the presents. The amounts of junk they are sent. Who the fuck is so naive - and thinks that most of it is not hauled to Emmaus weekly by one of mignons. Some pieces are referred to every now and then but most is never ever seen again. But also cannot blame them since most of the tat they are sent is fugly. And the charity donations - well i would like to see books please what is incoming from YT and what is going out.
But all that is now in the past since I konmaried them out of my life now.
As for the characters around the chateau. The "doing it by himself" aka cokehead -Pethrick well he was annoying from day one - the funnest things has been his demise.
Dan the teeth gardner - great example of a guy who starts to believe in the bullshit. Now that Fanny is shutting him out ( if he ever finishes the bloody pergola) i hope he finds himself and goes back to his genuine self and not a middle aged influencer.
Selmar - i think one of the few genuine person in the vlogs. Used by Fanny and Mummy till there was nothing left of him. Now he is abused by Tat - who will likely be the death of him.
Also one thing that annoyed the F*** out of me were the presents. The amounts of junk they are sent. Who the fuck is so naive - and thinks that most of it is not hauled to Emmaus weekly by one of mignons. Some pieces are referred to every now and then but most is never ever seen again. But also cannot blame them since most of the tat they are sent is fugly. And the charity donations - well i would like to see books please what is incoming from YT and what is going out.
But all that is now in the past since I konmaried them out of my life now.
tat life
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@Jules100 you're going to need a bigger tiki hut !!
Updated with additional tiles for @Green Fairy @lulublugirl @SleepingBeauty123 @Madame de Pompanddoodoo @ComtesseRose
And @NotAChatelaine who I completely missed out in version one - Sorry
Jules100's personal favourite tile (fanny poo) added a couple of times because it's so damn good!
Apologies to @Le Baiseur and @ploppityplop2 who have both now been promoted from behind Jules's shoulders.
Updated with additional tiles for @Green Fairy @lulublugirl @SleepingBeauty123 @Madame de Pompanddoodoo @ComtesseRose
And @NotAChatelaine who I completely missed out in version one - Sorry
Jules100's personal favourite tile (fanny poo) added a couple of times because it's so damn good!
Apologies to @Le Baiseur and @ploppityplop2 who have both now been promoted from behind Jules's shoulders.
Sparrowsfart
VIP Member
Wash your mouth out! He wore shorts in South Africa and no one wants to see that again.
Just Grift Wood
VIP Member
that over fussy dress really doesn't need a necklace especially one that size less is more
In the beginning the CD had an innocent fun air about them just seeing a slightly odd woman living her life with a collection of engaging people however freaky. Now the vlog seems tired over rehearsed and the cast are as dull as ditch water even if you wrap them up in froo froo dresses. Stef at the beginning was off beat and entertaining now she feels just smug and patronising and totally manufactured. There is no content because most of the residents are devoid of personality and there is no spontaneity it is forced which is never fun trotting out the same trite shite week after week. I sense we are all getting tired too- it is just a spin cycle of bollocks-like Bojo people will eventually just have enough and switch off because they won't be able to stomach the saccharine tripe a moment longer. What everyone liked about this channel in the beginning is long gone, tarnished and fake. She brings up sponsorship as though it has just been a light bulb moment when actually she already has an agency toting her sorry flat arse to the highest bidder already.It is a cast of desperados and there just isn't any progress no chapel, no facade, no apartments, no substance no fun. Fanny believes her own hype now and that person is right she is so up herself. Who else noticed Pube head Phi Phi say "our sheep" entitled little cock ring.
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M&MsMom
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He looks like a bad 70's porn star.
Shortly before this, they were talking about how Amaury gave him the keys to the shop before he left and they're all like "wow, that's so special"......not really. Amaury knows Philip does no work at all there, so he doesn't have to worry about him going into his shop and taking his tools!
Shortly before this, they were talking about how Amaury gave him the keys to the shop before he left and they're all like "wow, that's so special"......not really. Amaury knows Philip does no work at all there, so he doesn't have to worry about him going into his shop and taking his tools!
Marquis de Potpourri
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Waddup, Yentas!
Hola from London! Drove by Downing Street yesterday in the wake of the news of Mr. Johnson’s resignation! Damn, it was busy with people spilling over onto the street.
Dear police officers, the person to arrest is at this address:
Chateau de la Lande
+33 2 54 30 27 15
goo.gl
The state of that ceiling, the look of that chandelier and that chap’s outfit should be criminalized!
BTW—aww… “there’s a scene in the film…I need to recreate.” Gotta love these social climbers from California.
Hola from London! Drove by Downing Street yesterday in the wake of the news of Mr. Johnson’s resignation! Damn, it was busy with people spilling over onto the street.
Dear police officers, the person to arrest is at this address:
Chateau de la Lande
+33 2 54 30 27 15
Chateau de la Lande · Château de la Lande, 36140 Crozon-sur-Vauvre, France
★★★★★ · Bed & breakfast
The state of that ceiling, the look of that chandelier and that chap’s outfit should be criminalized!
BTW—aww… “there’s a scene in the film…I need to recreate.” Gotta love these social climbers from California.
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Imperious Me
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Okay, pet peeves, I'll go first... When someone leaves a room/table/party then hears laughter and comes back with, "what are you laughing at? What are you playing? What did he say?" Don't even answer those fugers... You leave, you miss out.
Sillymar and Tatty have a new flog... showing their neighbours place... I have to question these people who let their homes be video'd, anyone who wants to rob them knows where the doors are, what's worth stealing, what animals to worry about, where the trip hazzards are... Why would you?
Sillymar and Tatty have a new flog... showing their neighbours place... I have to question these people who let their homes be video'd, anyone who wants to rob them knows where the doors are, what's worth stealing, what animals to worry about, where the trip hazzards are... Why would you?
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Le Baiseur
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We can Cafe Press the last one and send it in to Cadeaux! $8.99 Needs a bit of re-sizing though.
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KyBourbon
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I always heard you should never be the first to leave the party or they’ll talk about you when you’re gone. That’s why I never log off of Tattle…
T Rex
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I finally got round to watching the latest CD- what the fork with the hidden live wire in the turret?!? It could have been a lot worse: Ian-the-plasterer- metal tool + hidden live wire = not so Happy Birthday. Kudos to Golden Man Bun for sorting it out. Maria made a "You Survived Today Without An Electrocution" birthday cake for him using courgettes because she did not have a lot of ingredients, food-wise (Fanny will never approve of expensive ingredients being used to make food for the workers- sad cake did not even have frosting, just some foraged fruits from the garden.) BJJ prancing about because Amaury gave him the workshop key (no worries there- BJJ IS a tool, but has no idea how to even operate a screwdriver.) More press for 100 Stars, as the owner is staying there (sans archaeologist partner) and free robes for the guests for this weekend. Ala Oprah, "You get a robe! YOU get a robe!" But NOT for you, grabby Herr Nuti- who is being sent away with Man Bun for a few days (because she can not play nice, and fears every female will try to seduce her Golden Man Bun ticket- even Josie was a perceived threat!). New peachicks- crikey, Kirstie, you know better than to pick them up and let everyone pet them. Annaliese colouring BJJs receding hairline (he wanted orange- is he trying to look like the clown her really is?), and Fanny's (which is a lost cause, as she won't maintain it.) My sorority sister is back, and cooked fish for dinner. (Which grossed out the delicate flower that is Snorty- he is used to fish coming from a can.) Fleuries did not put out a vlog today- suspect they are too busy actually getting things done. Billy put one out about the library paneling he purchased that allegedly came from the Rothschild chateau- which is actually beautiful (later than Fanny's), in better nick, and got it for only 4000 Euros of Gwen's money (plus 500E delivery)- I can't be mad at this one- every time I buy a package of Lesaffre yeast, I like to think I am supporting Billy's renovation efforts (it is better than Patreon because I get bread and pizza crust as bonus at the end!) And now I am off, as it is close to bedtime, to check in on what my favourite chateau grifters, Sillymar and Tatty has gotten on to (they should be branded as the cure for insomnia.) Any word these days how our beloved Roadside Flower Killer is doing with her new "chef" job? Or did she just quit after a day (as I suspect) and go mum?
Clara Burnett
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It's fascinating to me how Stephanie Jarvis for the sake of trying to be funny or entertaining is not only digging her own DIY grave, but actually on camera admits to what she is accused of. She says she can only deal with one catastrophe a day (I don't particularly like her pun chatastrophy, but hey, to each their own) yet she's not the one dealing with anything that happens in her HMN. In fact, it's because she never deals with anything relating the maintenance of her crumbling farmhouse these disasters keep happening and are never truly resolved. The poor-me-look-what-has-happened routine is getting really, really old and the people that actually do need to put in the work are clearly not as amused as they were when they arrived.
Also, celebrating the birth of yet again another nest of inbred farm birds might be typical LaLande, it's still illegal Stephanie Jarvis. Tick tock.
Marquis de Potpourri
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The Marquis’ wife here:Waddup, Welcome back! I’ve heard London is scorchio today. I hope you’re having a great time there
Welcome back too lovely Rexy, (@T Rex) we’ve missed your short arms and happy, smiley face
Thanks @ComtesseRose for the new thread
It was pretty hot yesterday but the breeze makes it pleasant. Today is a bit milder. However, coming here from Tel Aviv where the temps are in the high 30s and even the breeze is as warm as breath—London heat tempered by the cool breeze is a welcome change.
BTW, Hello from MPK’s favorite store!
Jules100
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My bootleg Daddy’s tiles are just cheesy fun. Although some are easier than others. I am a bit creative and crafty and hope one day to be an artist on the South Florida art fair circuit. A few of the pieces used in thumbnails on an up and coming YouTube channel are my creations.@Jules100. Your tile creations are exceptional. Is being creative part of your every day work life - asking for a friend, obviously!
Marquis de Potpourri
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No shorts for PhiPhi—pretty please. The only person who would love to see his knees is LokiCleveland!
PhiPhi wants to think he has taste and style, a young man with an old soul. I have a sneaking feeling that he had no friends growing up to influence his style except his grandparents which aged his soul prematurely—including his taste in romance.
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KiKiGee
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Isobella Snook, there's good news and there's bad news.
(?)The good news, One Hundred Stars was featured on Sunday's, Chateau Diaries.
The bad news, by Monday morning you realized how toxic this pairing may be.
Isobella Snook's IG account, @babygermain, is now private. Why??? On Friday, her IG bio stated she was the creative director. On Sunday, that was changed to sales and marketing manager and Sunday night her IG account went silent. Some things can not be undone. This collaboration is not a win for the brand you represent.