The Chateau Diaries #159 Fannys funny farm is fecking filthy, say that five times

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I wouldn't be too harsh on her yet. She's a single mom, probably not many if any friends to hang out with. She could be building her business too. Needing money for raising two boys is probably the case.
No, I'm not buying that. She seems to have a bigger circle of friends than Dan does - we have seen that in their vlogs. It's not just the hairdressing pics, she seems very happy in that circle. I don't think she is quite the innocent that some would like us to believe. She was complicit in playing along with the happy families scenario and yet the criticism was aimed fully at Dan. She gains from their Patreon too. Sorry Annalise, there's little to choose between you and them.
Annalise seems to get a fair amount of work for herself and alongside others.

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My bootleg Daddy’s tiles are just cheesy fun. Although some are easier than others. I am a bit creative and crafty and hope one day to be an artist on the South Florida art fair circuit. A few of the pieces used in thumbnails on an up and coming YouTube channel are my creations.
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I thought you might be because some of those tiles weren't easy, especially the portraits.
Do you paint those dog portraits in your avatar? If so, great work.
BTW, thank you for mine, must have been one of your easiest yet although I was in no way fishing for one! :)
Speaking of fish, checked out the thumbnails for that up and coming YTuber you mentioned, v.v. nice indeed. Please pass on my good wishes to her on the South Florida art fair circuit, imo, she has it nailed. :love:
 
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Evening garden party? Really? I'd call it eating outside dining alfresco.

And what a meal. Philip's signature dish. Several hundredweight of pasta, some hacked about veggies and a few cans of tuna. Possibly a dressing - but not enough - involving Dutch Mayo ("my favourite"). Negligible, if not questionable, seasoning. No bowls of interesting salad leaves. No luscious tomatoes straight off the vine. No roasted courgettes, aubergines and peppers. No fennel and orange salad. Nothing to entice the tastebuds.

(There's nothing wrong with tuna pasta salad, if it's a really good pasta salad.)
What made the pasta salad gross was that he added FRUIT! I saw apples and some green grapes I think. That’s disgusting IMO. Nothin’ wrong with Tuna pasta salad (casserole is better), done right.
 
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I’d just seen this Italian recipe moments before opening tattle.

I must be the only person on this planet who doesn't like limoncello. :giggle:
My friend in the SoF has a huge lemon tree in her garden and makes gallons of the stuff every year using that commercial strength alcohol - maybe that's the reason why I don't like it so much! But, even when I have bought in the shops in UK, still not a fan. Might give it another shot in view of our current temps and it might be nicer chilled with some kind of mixer in a tall glass with lots of ice. 😁
 
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your comment reminds me of a guy I met while bartending- he asked me if I wanted to go to his place for Pizza and a F--k? I was offended and he said "what's the matter ? Don't you like Pizza?"
Well at least he was up front and told you what to expect. 😂
 
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I was wondering about the wattage of those bulbs?? They'll probably be some sort of electrical outage or even a fire because of those bright bulbs? Don't know too much about that sort of thing but, seems dangerous.
The bulbs were included with Philip's purchase of the chandelier. Therefore, the HMN will continue using those until the last one is remaining before buying any other kind to replace them.
Once they get down to the last bulb, perhaps then SJ will stop complaining about how bright her bathroom now is. BUT, the current brightness does actually show up every single flaw within that bathroom, doesn't it, especially the ceiling! Wonder how long it will take them to paint that? Place your bets! :giggle:
 
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I must be the only person on this planet who doesn't like limoncello. :giggle:
My friend in the SoF has a huge lemon tree in her garden and makes gallons of the stuff every year using that commercial strength alcohol - maybe that's the reason why I don't like it so much! But, even when I have bought in the shops in UK, still not a fan. Might give it another shot in view of our current temps and it might be nicer chilled with some kind of mixer in a tall glass with lots of ice. 😁
I’ve been drinking non alcoholic Martini with a mixer as you can then start drinking mid afternoon and not be asleep by 6pm😂😂. It is £8 in Sainsburys at the moment. I also mix it with soda water
 

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your comment reminds me of a guy I met while bartending- he asked me if I wanted to go to his place for Pizza and a F--k? I was offended and he said "what's the matter ? Don't you like Pizza?"
Was he French, as I find the majority of Frenchmen are really shockingly up front when it comes to sex. 😁
 
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I’ve been drinking non alcoholic Martini with a mixer as you can then start drinking mid afternoon and not be asleep by 6pm😂😂. It is £8 in Sainsburys at the moment. I also mix it with sofa water
I must look out for that. I'm not much of a drinker (it makes me feel unwell long before I get tipsy) but I do like martini and long drinks like Limoncello spritzers, Pimms, etc.
 
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I must look out for that. I'm not much of a drinker (it makes me feel unwell long before I get tipsy) but I do like martini and long drinks like Limoncello spritzers, Pimms, etc.
I don’t drink a lot either so I’m really enjoying this one
 
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I’ve been drinking non alcoholic Martini with a mixer as you can then start drinking mid afternoon and not be asleep by 6pm😂😂. It is £8 in Sainsburys at the moment. I also mix it with soda water
Great idea as I am the same as you if I start drinking mid afternoon because I am sick of drinking tea/coffee, especially in the summer when you want something long and chilled! Always asleep by 6pm and then awake again at 12 midnight which mucks up my body clock for days on end! 😁
 
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I wonder who dealt with THAT conversation... Nutti likely... "Dan, Annalise is coming with the boys, so you're not welcome"....
It’s about time isn’t it! It’s always hard with a divorced couple who gets to keep the friend. Usually you have to choose, at La weird they don’t.
 
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347 comments by patron's to this week's video and the overwhelming majority support sponsorship, with only a handful of naysayers. Again, no response from Fanny and crew to any of the patron's comments this week. They must be too busy travelling the French countryside in the convertible.

There were, however, some interesting patron comments about the tiles...
Jules, do you think you can whip up a tile for Wailing Banshee? Also who knew Wailing Banshee was an international financial mkts expert. :ROFLMAO:
Wailing Banshee
Hi Gang! Love the colors you chose for the Tac Room they'd be the Exact same colors I'd choose! So happy to see your Dad's tiles done I know they meant the World to you! Way to go Steve! Great job! As far as sponsors go - it's your channel do what you can! Still watching the Global market and BRICs growing... heard Iran, Saudi Arabia, n Germany are in negotiations to join. Which of course affects the US Fiat dollar. So stay cautious . Best to bring in as much revenue as possible. Best to All! Xoxo... btw can we get a wailing banshee in the woods on your dad's tiles? 😳 just kidding 😎👍 Stay Frosty...

Jules, how about a tile of Potty swimming in the moat?
Joanne Richardson
Is the Marquis bedroom painted in stone blue too? I love the tiles I particularly like that You and Nic are represented, wouldn’t it be great if Steve could include Micheal Potts swimming in the moat too.

I don't even want to think about this.....
Dorelei McMillan
Childrens books with your father's art. Cartoons featuring these tile characters... please excuse my new avatar, it's not as high spec as @Jules100 but it's in the spirit of the theme..... 💙


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Childrens books with Dereks art? Who on earth would subject a child to that pornographic detail... tits and tennis anyone? Please excuse my new avatar, it's not as high spec as @Jules100 but it's in keeping with the colour theme. 💙
 
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