The Chateau Diaries #159 Fannys funny farm is fecking filthy, say that five times

[Sasha Groves]

Hum … Who is ChloeClogs then?
Marie follows her on Instagram but SJ doesn’t, could this be Chloe Malik? Or a second Chloe in the melting pot? A Chloe conundrum for a Sunday.

 

[JackSpratt]

And she spent mega bucks on a soooooper doooooper Dyson dryer. She featured it in a vlog way back. We got the 'it's really expensive, and I've been thinking about buying one for years but at least everyone can use it'. Yeah right Steff.

https://www.dyson.co.uk/hair-care/dyson-airwrap-multi-styler/dyson-airwrap-multi-styler-shop-all?utm_campaign=pc_308_always-on&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=dyson+airwrap&utm_content=do_text&gclsrc=aw.ds&&gclid=Cj0KCQjw8amWBhCYARIsADqZJoUM2aUCil2NpgMgVgMD-oOZfad0kTsmi1xmFWEya1xhaH2wn6Ew5a0aAocIEALw_wcB

In which case she's no excuse for not being able to make her hair look as nice as Annalise does.

 

[Beachgirl]

Love what you’ve done with the new laundry room!!!
Oopsie!!!
THAT’S the laundry mat!
And where are the hot guys waiting to help you carry out the baskets???

Oooh do you remember the guy in the Levi advert who took his jeans off to wash and sat in his boxer shorts.

 

[Yankee Doodle]

Where is Jerry? In previous years he was back and forth to LaLande numerous times in a year. Have they had a falling out? Is he sick of Snorts too? Is he not going there because they are not making his apartment for him anymore? Is he sick? What is the deal?

 

[Jules100]

And she spent mega bucks on a soooooper doooooper Dyson dryer. She featured it in a vlog way back. We got the 'it's really expensive, and I've been thinking about buying one for years but at least everyone can use it'. Yeah right Steff.

I have a Dyson blowdryer, I got it for Christmas back in 2018 or 2019. I like it, it’s too much money. I still use it sometimes, but I usually just use a regular blow dryer because it’s faster.

@Jules100 you might not have seen my tile request earlier because I forgot to tag you. I’m still hoping for a fast dog tile?

Ok, is a fast dog literally a dog running or is it a little known niche European thing?

Pretty please Jules100!

I want a tile of my avi too pretty please.

This one is still currently my favorite.

 

[Le Baiseur]

I have a Dyson blowdryer, I got it for Christmas back in 2018 or 2019. I like it, it’s too much money. I still use it sometimes, but I usually just use a regular blow dryer because it’s faster.


Ok, is a fast dog literally a dog running or is it a little known niche European thing?


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This one is still currently my favorite.
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We can Cafe Press the last one and send it in to Cadeaux! $8.99 Needs a bit of re-sizing though.

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[suthern_lurker]

Oooh do you remember the guy in the Levi advert who took his jeans off to wash and sat in his boxer shorts.

That’s the laundry mat I’m talking about!!!
I might be old but I’m not dead yet!
Heard it through the grapevine....

 

[KyBourbon]

We can Cafe Press the last one and send it in to Cadeaux! $8.99 Needs a bit of re-sizing though.
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Love it! There are some very artistic and creative people here on Tattle! @Jules100 , @Le Baiseur , @ComtesseRose , @KiKiGee …just to name a few!

@ComtesseRose your new avatar is throwing me! I have to get used to it!

 

[billybudd]

Where's the tuna pasta salad?????

The stinginess of the food with friends (she makes them pay to eat there!), volunteers and workers is defo an Isabelle gene. As with no heating infrastructure when Derek was in charge of the shittoo reno, take a moment to think about what food stinginess means for helpless old people in a nursing home. The Lalande Cookbook: 101 Avaricious Ways to Tell Friends, Volunteers, and Paying Guests to Eat Your Dust.

 

[Le Baiseur]

Zazzle has better options...

 

[Sasha Groves]

We can Cafe Press the last one and send it in to Cadeaux! $8.99 Needs a bit of re-sizing though.
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Oh gasp … it’s paaarfect. It’s not quite the shade of blue in Daddy’s drawings but that can be fixed. Daddy would think it’s absolutely daaaaarling.

 

[Reader's digest]

Yes, I do laundry but I thought this forum was about Chateau Diaries.

It is and usually moderators would step in and suggest another thread but since there is no on laundry they gracefully let us go on

 

[Imperious Me]

Where is Jerry? In previous years he was back and forth to LaLande numerous times in a year. Have they had a falling out? Is he sick of Snorts too? Is he not going there because they are not making his apartment for him anymore? Is he sick? What is the deal?

I'd wager a bet it's because he never gets to spend time with Fanny without the Cling-on ever present... I had a friend like that, may have mentioned it before, couldn't go anywhere without her bringing her husband. Conversation wasn't the same, he was a perpetual bragger, his watch, his phone, his trips... so I stopped meeting up with her. I've noticed the conversations, shennanigans and trips have stopped between Scottdog and her now Snorts is in charge.

 

[NotAChatelaine]

Hum … Who is ChloeClogs then?
Marie follows her on Instagram but SJ doesn’t, could this be Chloe Malik? Or a second Chloe in the melting pot? A Chloe conundrum for a Sunday.



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Am guessing it's Chloe of the three sisters at Moulin [whatever] which was going to be Marie's B&B-managing gig until plans went pear-shaped.

 

[CountessPompidoo]

Oooh do you remember the guy in the Levi advert who took his jeans off to wash and sat in his boxer shorts.

So risque at the time.

I remember sitting in the bath full of cold water to get my 1st pair of Levi's to shrink fit early 70's - my legs and other bits were blue for ages. Mum & Dad were not too pleased about the bath either - had to scrub it over and over with Ajax.

Happy days

 

[Imperious Me]

Can we get back on track to La Lande and not La Laundry, please ?

Sometimes we drift a bit... When I'm not interested in where we're drifting, I skip those bits because I know others are enjoying their chat.

 

[billybudd]

They send the laundry out... No need for a laundry room anymore. Besides, it's summer so there is no need for heating too...

One of my rural development fantasies about Lalande was to start a workers' coop -- laundries have been the most successful worker-owned and run businesses in US inner cities. Laundering for local b n bs and restaurants and, most sustainably, hospitals could help Le Chatre local econ and small businesses.
Even Uncle Karlie loves laundry. Sorry Abuela.

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[Jules100]

Zazzle has better options...
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What about Spode? I imagine that they are a bit pricier than Cafe Press or Zazzle, but the quality is much better. Imagine the pride you’ll feel when your fancy friends turn over your Stephanie poop coasters and see the Spode name on the back. Am I right?

 

[KyBourbon]

Sometimes we drift a bit... When I'm not interested in where we're drifting, I skip those bits because I know others are enjoying their chat.

159 threads….1000 posts per thread…159,000 posts, so far, on SJ and gang. We can afford a few posts off topic…there’s plenty more for everyone!

 

[Arfarf]

Do you not find it odd that Phillip paints his fingernails.

I do not find it odd...just ugly.