The Chateau Diaries #159 Fannys funny farm is fecking filthy, say that five times

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Cameron Hollis
6 minutes ago
Not to be an alarmist..... Avian Influenza is still affecting wild and domestic birds. I, completely ignorant to the fact wild birds were affected handled a gosling I thought had a leg injury with no gloves, eye protection, or a mask. After driving an hour with the little thing riding shotgun in the truck I passed it to the care of the wildlife hospital. I received a call the next morning to say the poor died shortly after our arrival. They believed it likely had the highly transmissible strain of the virus. I immediately began a 10 day quarantine. On day three I developed flu like symptoms with a very mild intermittent fever. During those ten day we lost over 100 geese. It took two weeks for the test results for the gosling to came back; positive. At which time the health authorities arrived to test me the same day. By this time I was over whatever infection I had... More likely Covid. Anyhow .... Avian Flu has roughly a 50% mortality rate in humans. Because so few have contracted the virus there is not enough data to nail down just how adversely Avian Flu affects humans.

The short of this comment; Do not so as I did. Only handle wildlife while wearing adequate protection; gloves, eye protection, and a mask. If you notice any birds with nasal discharge, struggling to walk, shaking their head (trying to clear nasal passages), appears confused, suffering from cognitive decline, discolored and runny bowel discharge, or shivering they must be immediately separated from the others. A sick bird must be culled. Particularly birds with late stage symptoms (shivering, seizures, and sever cognitive/motor decline). Trying to care for a sick bird in an enclosed space will put anyone going in and out of the space to look after the bird (feeding, watering, changing bedding, and cleaning up after them) at unnecessary risk due to the mortality being as high as 85% for birds.

Super happy you all found the old live wire before tragedy struck. Wow. I would certainly call the electrician back to explain that error. I would also be checking every junction and breaker panel to look for more possible errors. That is scary.

Cheers!

Deanya Schempp
15 minutes ago
I can't watch you stressing the birds out for you tube or your own amusement. They should have a coop to start with. Our peacocks stayed in the loft of our barn. Please stop bothering the animals more than you have to. Get them a safe space to start with, or move them with as little fuss as possible.
This comment by Cameron shouldn't have made me laugh, but it did. It's very informative and very correct what he's saying. I just like how he's all doom and gloom and then signs off by saying "Cheers!". As in, hope you don't die from avian flu......Cheers, though!

I agree with Deanya, too. I was quite upset to hear those poor little babies chirping away for their mother, while all the shitoo people took turns holding them and Stephanie oohed and aahed over them. Get them to their mom....stat!
 
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Is the sofa at the top of the stairs where Phiphi is meant to sit and wait whilst Mummy entertains her gentlemen callers?
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He looks like a bad 70's porn star.
Shortly before this, they were talking about how Amaury gave him the keys to the shop before he left and they're all like "wow, that's so special"......not really. Amaury knows Philip does no work at all there, so he doesn't have to worry about him going into his shop and taking his tools!

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I'm sure Stephanie Jarvis came up with a brilliant plan that the Argentinian Bully could not refuse. She's a master in randomly leaving hints towards something so that when plans are finally made people think they came up with it themselves.
Oooh. Actually, I do that with my husband! It's not underhand, I just plant the seed make a few comments and point him in the right direction. A necessitie in married life I think 😉
 
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He looks like a bad 70's porn star.
Shortly before this, they were talking about how Amaury gave him the keys to the shop before he left and they're all like "wow, that's so special"......not really. Amaury knows Philip does no work at all there, so he doesn't have to worry about him going into his shop and taking his tools!

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A lot of very young guys are painting their nails right now (older teens or young college kids). But, yes, it’s odd that Squirrel is doing it…it’s like he’s trying to be even younger than he really is (if you can imagine). And yet he thinks he’s an experienced connoisseur of fine living. 🙄
Noticing “very young”....
How annoying!!!! 🙅🏼‍♀️
Guess PhiPhi considers himself in the very young age group....
Needs to act his age.... not his shoe size!!!!
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Tonight's vlog reminded me of Dolores umbridge in Harry potter. They all hated her and made her run around the castle all day fixing jobs
 
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If his outfit, look, and fingernails would at least match each other. It’s his overall appearance that makes his black fingernails look ridiculous.

Here is how it’s done:

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A lot of very young guys are painting their nails right now (older teens or young college kids). But, yes, it’s odd that Squirrel is doing it…it’s like he’s trying to be even younger than he really is (if you can imagine). And yet he thinks he’s an experienced connoisseur of fine living. 🙄
I talked to a gogo boy in the '70s who was painting his nails. Aren't there some gorgon rock stars who paint?
Pheeph as usual is late to the fashion game.
 

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Even worse it's 31 degrees in the shade and I decided to do some baking WTF am I on! Now I've got the song Alexandrie, Alexandra going around in my head and I've been doing 'the dance' like a demented fool in my sweatbox of a kitchen! :rolleyes: 🤪
Ah, a dedicated Clodette! My friend told me she wanted to be a Clodette when she was a teen. I wanted to be in Pans People!
 
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I'd wager a bet it's because he never gets to spend time with Fanny without the Cling-on ever present... I had a friend like that, may have mentioned it before, couldn't go anywhere without her bringing her husband. Conversation wasn't the same, he was a perpetual bragger, his watch, his phone, his trips... so I stopped meeting up with her. I've noticed the conversations, shennanigans and trips have stopped between Scottdog and her now Snorts is in charge.
Yes he has changed the dynamic! Shame as the really seemed to get on well before PhiPhi.
I've have friends like that too. You can't enjoy a 'girls' night/weekend with a husband along.
 
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This comment by Cameron shouldn't have made me laugh, but it did. It's very informative and very correct what he's saying. I just like how he's all doom and gloom and then signs off by saying "Cheers!". As in, hope you don't die from avian flu......Cheers, though!

I agree with Deanya, too. I was quite upset to hear those poor little babies chirping away for their mother, while all the shitoo people took turns holding them and Stephanie oohed and aahed over them. Get them to their mom....stat!
So Thor mated with his daughter and she gave birth to his grandchildren?
 
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