Phil Anne Throw Pee
VIP Member
'Hi, is that Liverpool social services?'
'Yes'.
'Hiya. I'd like to report some people that might work for yous, like'.
'OK, what are their names?'
'Er, well I know theirs interweb names but not sure what their real names are, like'
'OK, well, what have they done'?
'Theys always writing and chattin' on Rat Guuurl'.
'Who'?
'Oh, I means, Sallie Axl, like'
'OK, and who is Sallie Axl'?
'Well, I mean I can't stand her like but yous know who I mean, she's a right snake and a complete skank, but these social wurkers, theirs always like slaggin' her and that'.
'Right. So just to clarify: People who you cannot quantifiably identify and who have been writing on an internet forum are allegedly 'chatting' about some non-entity who you yourself cannot stand and you'd like to report these unidentifiable people so that we are aware of them'.
'Yeah'.
'Great, OK. & can I take your name for my records?'
'Yeah, it's Axl. Sallie Axl.'
'Yes'.
'Hiya. I'd like to report some people that might work for yous, like'.
'OK, what are their names?'
'Er, well I know theirs interweb names but not sure what their real names are, like'
'OK, well, what have they done'?
'Theys always writing and chattin' on Rat Guuurl'.
'Who'?
'Oh, I means, Sallie Axl, like'
'OK, and who is Sallie Axl'?
'Well, I mean I can't stand her like but yous know who I mean, she's a right snake and a complete skank, but these social wurkers, theirs always like slaggin' her and that'.
'Right. So just to clarify: People who you cannot quantifiably identify and who have been writing on an internet forum are allegedly 'chatting' about some non-entity who you yourself cannot stand and you'd like to report these unidentifiable people so that we are aware of them'.
'Yeah'.
'Great, OK. & can I take your name for my records?'
'Yeah, it's Axl. Sallie Axl.'