Rebecca Lamb #39 Shes got that poorly disease - egocentricity.

[Oohthedrama]

Rebecca Lamb #40 “mum to two boys and TRIPLET girls”
beat that Lucy Jessica Carter.

not a real suggestion

 

[KMDX]

I’ll use the term “chicken coop” Very loosely....I’ve seen bigger sylvanian family Living quarters...poor poor chickens

 

[francisjmeader]

so how long before she buys some eggs from Aldi and takes a picture of them in the coop pretending the chickens laid them?

 

[Ruby’s mum]

Guys, guys, calm down. The chickens will be fine because she is going to make like a super cute little sign and stuff to go on their gate so the foxes and dogs will like know not to go in there and stuff cos it’s for the chickens to live in. She is going to paint stuff pretty pastel colours and stuff so it will look like super cute and stuff and the chickens and dogs and foxes will all love it cos it’s like super cute and stuff and they can all live happily ever after being fed table scraps like mouldy banana bread and spam tater cheese and eggy chewna bread and stuff.

 

[Oohthedrama]

 

[Alansbigplate]

It's because the chickens are her only girlfriends and by the time April comes around they'll be settled in enough to plan the hen do for her and don there tiny bridesmaids sachets looking soooo super cute and stuff .

 

[Poosh]

Anything LJC does...

 

[PhoebeBailey]

 

[Kaywree]

Why doesn't she get Alfie to tidy that shit away?

Because she's a savage obviously. Classy, boujee, ratchet. Sassy, moody, nasty.
Boss bitches don't ask for help.

 

[anonymous94123]

the way Steve looks at her

 

[PeachySher]

Am I doing this healtheh thing right?

 

[virgofalls]

Thread suggestion: "Got chickens cos Steve doesn't like chickens"

 

[yellowmellow]

Thread suggestion:

Rebecca Lamb #40: Little whore peep forever mugging off her sheep

 

[Lemonsqueezy123!]

Had to be prompted though didn’t you begs

 

[heidilouxx]

I reckon if the foxes get the chickens she’ll just buy new ones, not tell anyone and pretend it never happened anyway

 

[Oohthedrama]

Public service announcement via tattle life.

to who it may concern,
Rebecca Lamb you daft twonk.
recently it has come to our attention that a basic bitch in the dales has bought herself some chickens for the gram,
and shoved them in a matchbox.

we here at tattle life have huge concerns for said chickens,
they’re ability to lay eggs directly into an Aldi box Is somewhat fascinating to us,
but our greatest concern right now revolves around the terms being used to describe or direct attention to these poor little things.

you are not Lucy Jessica Carter hun, you are not Rebecca Meldrum hun,

“our girls” is never going to happen,
you’ve tried to make it happen for two days now hun,
this is day two, you tried your best, but our recommendation would be.

stop it.
It will not happen,

regards,
tattle life. (And we’re still all ok hun)

 

[PeachySher]

Anyone else get confused when she mentions ‘The girls’? I’m so used to seeing her with her tits out I don’t know whether she’s on about the chickens or her own swinging white ear lobes.

 

[Oohthedrama]

The only thing producing eggs in chez Lamb is clearly.......
the dog.

aw, the girls first egg!!!!

 

[Eyup89]

So seeing as Rebecca has made it so blatantly obvious she reads here, I thought this was quite apt!

Thread suggestion

Rebecca Lamb #40 When Tattle says jump, Rebecca says how high

 

[virgofalls]

Her bio will change again today then.
REBECCA - CHICKEN MUM