Public service announcement via tattle life.
to who it may concern,
Rebecca Lamb you daft twonk.
recently it has come to our attention that a basic witch in the dales has bought herself some chickens for the gram,
and shoved them in a matchbox.
we here at tattle life have huge concerns for said chickens,
they’re ability to lay eggs directly into an Aldi box Is somewhat fascinating to us,
but our greatest concern right now revolves around the terms being used to describe or direct attention to these poor little things.
you are not Lucy Jessica Carter hun, you are not Rebecca Meldrum hun,
“our girls” is never going to happen,
you’ve tried to make it happen for two days now hun,
this is day two, you tried your best, but our recommendation would be.
stop it.
It will not happen,
regards,
tattle life. (And we’re still all ok hun)