Bloody hell that last one went quick! The Clampitts on Tour have given us so much entertainment
New thread title thanks to
@MrsMooseisback 
we've had a whip round and booked you a free holiday, the catch is that you'll be in the room next door to the Hambleton-Marshall screeching chav fest. Pack your ear plugs!
Last thread recap:
- Can't Tell The Truth Carol continues to be a massive, scamming, lying thundercunt
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- we're still on holiday, with footage of the patchwork pisstake "family" around a table, followed up by Wilbert lining up his toys by the pool. He's cute, but by Christ it's fucking dull content!
- more yawn-inducing stuff, with Bratsy getting Wilbur to do animal noises. Again, cute, but BORING AS FUCK (as well as being something they could have been doing with him a year or so ago, instead of Snorting Sally crying into a camera about him being "non verbal"). Wilby sadly looked sunburnt already, even though his parents have 6 kids between them so you'd think they would know all about sun safety and putting sun screen on young children
- Sloshy continues to amuse and horrify by posting catfishing selfies and tagging all his clothing manufacturers. Wilberforce was living his best life with a drink of Coke and his substitute parent (the iPad). Birdwatching Barry is devastated that he forgot his binocs for spying on birds around the resort.
- on the PatreCON page, she was complaining that someone keeps airdropping Sloshy. She could barely contain her jealousy that a woman was looking over at them and sending a link to her Instagram, she even said "does she think I'm your sister". Should have made him wear your piss as aftershave to mark your territory, Rambo!
- apparently on the most recent podcast, Cheating Charlie states that they categorically did not have an affair and they did not get together while he was still married. So how about you be completely honest about when your relationship actually started? Ratface said your first date was on or around her birthday (which is in May), but also says that you were together from when Edie was "tiny" which wouldn't have been until August at the earliest. Your ex-wife claims you left her on your son's birthday, which wasn't until early the following year
- after the heartless Tattle bastards pointed out that Wilby looked sunburnt, he was shown holding a bottle of sun cream. Looks like Renegade could have saved herself the trouble of packing books, as she's spending all her time reading Tattle.
- she may be on holiday but she never stops working, with a little plug for the Patreon
- yet more footage of Wilbert lining up some toys. WE GET IT RANCHO, HE LIKES LINING THINGS UP.
- Wilbert did a painting activity, which 18 year old BeKind had to have a go at as well. Well done Bratsy, your tracing of Elsa was really good, especially as you probably did it with a hangover/comedown.
- Seb was filmed eating an ice cream in the pool, with half of it around his mouth like a toddler
- Edie was shown asleep in the sun (despite Raq saying the day before that she was unwell and "burning up". How about you stay in the room with the AC on with her if she isn't well instead of dragging her down to the pool?).
- over on Bumbag Barry's page, more footage of Wilbert pushing people into the pool, followed by a grim photo of old Tic Tac Teeth with Bratsy, GG and Lula.
- on the Patreon page, she said that she is sharing a room with Edie as they're both ill, which led to reminiscing about the last time they went on holiday abroad and Scatty Susie crapped herself in front of everyone at the pool. Edie added that she'd shit the bed, and announced that Bleeding Becky is due yet another period tomorrow. Sloshy is in a room with Wilbur, while Isaac and Lula are in a room together, with Seb, Betsy and GG sharing another.
- back at home, PA Jo is still grafting by having to take Winston to the vet for a nail bed infection. Razor of course shared CCTV footage of Jo dragging him up the driveway by his cone while talking on the phone.
- instead of relaxing and enjoying her family holiday, Doxxing Dorothy is at it again with our very own
@VCJR *sigh*. Rach hun, the ICO is already investigating your mate at Pebble Child for passing along personal details, which you shared on your page, are you trying to get them and you in even more shit?
Not to mention that "Kate the solicitor" that she keeps mentioning is actually a specialist in Employment, and lives nowhere near Torbaydos, is there trouble at t'mill, Rango? Are the Snatchwork girls not pulling their weight? The Patreon live videos contained all manner of shite, she's unhinged. Saying that our VCJR has been stalking her, emailing all her brands, and she even shared the details of her Patreon payments (which she joined in order to be able to make a complaint to Patreon about being doxxed). Apparently all us trolls can't have jobs or look after our children between spend all our time stalking her page and posting on Tattle. Ironic really, coming from a woman who *checks notes* doesn't work, and never looks after her kids and step kids if she can help it. In fact she even shooed Edie away to put herself to bed because "I'm talking"
. She went on to talk about Kate going straight to people's employers - like anyone would give a shit that someone posts on a gossip forum
she reckons that a paediatric nurse who works in the NHS has lost their job after being outed for being a troll. Nice try Rawhide, but you have to work pretty fucking hard to get dismissed from the NHS. She's just pulling stuff out of her skidmarked arse at this point. She reckons she's had a look through Seb's Instagram (as he logged in on her phone) and he's blocked some of her worst trolls, bless him! No mention that if she didn't persistently tag his account, nobody would be able to track him down to "send him hate".
- apparently being on Tattle is like joining ISIS, and she referenced the Ariana Grande concert. She's so delusional, it would be funny if it wasn't so fucking ridiculous. She said that ringing social services to try and get her kids removed could result in her attempting suicide - well that escalated quickly
then she talked about Mrs Hinch and complaints to Carpet Right "just because they don't like her" - no Ringpiece, it's that they have gifted carpets to a millionaire living in a mansion during a cost of living crisis, and people rightly think it's fucking disgusting.
- She reckons she hasn't looked on "that troll website" since August 2019 - as fucking if! The majority of your content comes from here Rambo hun
eventually the live finished (maybe the kids had put themselves to bed so she could relax with a large fizzy cat's piss)
- the Clampitts are not living their best lives and having a lush family holiday, much to the amusement of Tattlers! It turns out, when your kids have been dragged up to be rude and disrespectful at home, they do it when you're all away as well, who would have thought? Edie apparently called Lula a "fat cow", which Racket laughed about.
- Edie and Lula had a fight, and Lula poked Edie in the eye with a make up brush. Bratsy's dress broke so former Royal Engineer and PC Bumbag Billy went to Reception to get a stapler to fix it (I would have thought a sewing kit would have been a better idea), but it broke again and Betsy "trashed her room" over it (there is no evidence of this alleged room trashing, so either it didn't happen, or she threw her outfit down and Exaggerating Ellie made it seem worse than it was (not like she's got previous for that, eh). Her three girls were all shouting and screaming in the hotel corridor, and she joined in and told them they were "ungrateful bastards" after she'd spent so much money on the holiday, and stormed off. A quick mention that Gracie "doesn't have a pot to piss in", could that be because you allowed her to move in to your doss house and helped put a wedge in between her and her family? Ratarse told us yet again that her period is due, but hasn't come on yet so is raging.
- Seb was videoed saying "fuck all females, they're a waste of society". And Raquelle, Patreon Saint of Abused Women, laughed. No correction, no reprimand, she just laughed. Talk about "raising them kind".
- they'd been out for a really late meal, and got on the wrong bus afterwards (of course it's Joyce's fault) and been dumped on a "dual carriageway" at midnight. So of course she pulls out her phone, not to try to get a taxi or some other help, but to film herself moaning about it all.
- back at the hotel a mere 40 minutes after being stranded, Merlot Malcolm was in his sofa bed, and said that it was the right bus but they'd missed their stop. He asked her to "stop over dramatising what actually took place". You're about 9 years too late to start telling her that, mate. She ended it with "say night to Patreon", like he was a naughty child being put to bed.
- in other news, Emily (who has been MIA from Rancid's posts recently) has announced that she is pregnant with a baby girl
Tattlers extended their congratulations, with many saying she looks well, comes across as a great mum, and we are all pleased for her. It does make you wonder though, Rabid seems to be absolutely raging about "something", we all know she was hassling NoBalls for another baby but has not been successful as yet, and suspect she wants a girl as a daughter is something he didn't have with his first wife. Added to the fact she's been bandying around her solicitor Kate, who's actually an employment lawyer and not a professional troll hunter, is she trying to weasel out of paying maternity pay?
Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
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. Why has she booked Jubai in Dec then?
