It’s recap time!!
this is Liz aka lizard aka lush
She LOVES the drink I mean she would drink out of a dirty shoe
She’s losing 10 lbs a day eating gifted slop
She gets her kids every week but gets so out of it she forgets they are there
She now has an actual handlebar moustache from all the filler and Botox
She was a #ba for bperfect but made such a show of herself at a launch party shes barred!
she is going to be our president
She loves the coke .......diet
She’s so gay it’s unreal!
not at all gay for a roof over her head
She wears sunglasses even if she’s in the Antarctica
She is the most honest person as she will tell you what she thinks about you
She’s a fucking ex journalist. Promoter, DJ, fucking legend don’t cha know
She rules the northside!
she works 3 days a year
She looks like kat slater if kat was hit by a bus
She LOVES tagging all the politicians and the Taoiseach cos like hello she’s Liz reaney
She is the only person in the world a ring light looks worse on except for her husband/wife
She tags greenes restaurant so much they are gonna give her food poisoning on purpose to stop
She has a very special friend called “UNCLE PADDY”