Lily Pebbles #28 As dim as her loft extension

[MoniC]

Leave it to Lily to be gifted an entire weekend away from home only to have 90% negative things to say. Who gives a fuck if there's no bath? That's a you problem, not the hotel's problem. Same with the food, it's looks perfectly fine???

 

[under the ivy]

I know I joke about Lily but it’s really irked me seeing her free haircut post. She isn’t deserving at all. Without going off topic, my younger brother was diagnosed with lymphoma last week. If anything, my Mum deserves a free haircut, Cowshed massage, heck even a free sofa bed for the stress she is under right now. Without letting my emotions take over, I find the whole influencer culture leaving a bitter taste in my mouth with how the world has been the past 18 months.

 

[Readinginks]

It is not even rhubarb, it has to be artichoke! Lol

Plastic wrapped fruit as background for a plastic free sustainable deodorant. Marketing genius!!!

 

[OrangeDuvet]

Stairs are SO clever you guys, you should definitely try this new invention!

 

[LA2019Take2]

I don’t take fashion or style advice from someone who wears black socks with white trainers, Victorian ghost outfits and baggy bobbly beige disasters… Sorry

That last sentence should read 'And I'll share affiliate links which will make me some money'

 

[Ugholhere]

Why doesn’t she put up the shelves herself? She clearly thinks Rich is shit at DIY.. which fair enough, he’s an office worker not a handyman. But she expects him to be able to do it because he’s the man, even though she always bangs on about breaking down gender stereotypes. Cow. She’s got two hands too. Use them then if you know better

 

[ahtisyourself]

I’m actually surprised she put that IKEA rail on the wall. Where was the “umming and arrring” for weeks about will she or won’t she?where was the fucking deliberations over where in the room it will go? Where is the poll which asks us to choose between two colours of the rail? Where were the rail samples? Where was the begging for other rails in other materials? I can’t believe she actually made what seems to be a spontaneous decision all by herself and didn’t mull over it for six solid fucking months

 

[jaymie]

Someone wrote this, how long will this stay?

You look lovely in this video. Please don't do anything with your hair for at least a year after giving birth. When you do, consider getting lowlights, rather than bleaching it. Less damaging and, on dark hair, a lot more flattering. When you braid it, do not use any heat. Apply a small amount of gel to damp hair. Brush it through then braid it. No heat needed and the hair will be fully tamed. To repeat each day, spray your hair with water to reactivate the gel and repeat. Learn about the benefits of leave in conditioners. I would love to see you fully embrace your natural hair. I've offered this advice before - go and see a hairdresser that specialists in Black hair. Your natural hair - and colouring - is beautiful and those hairdressers can show you how to rock the hell out of what you have been blessed with.

 

[Readinginks]

Wait until that mascara gives her an allergic reaction. Rich and Grey will be hearing her complain about it for the rest of their lives.

It will be like this:
‘Grey, Happy 21st Birthday! I can still remember how tiny and cute you were as a little toddler when you went to Boots with daddy to get me a mascara that gave ME a major allergic reaction. And now, you’re all grown up!”

 

[Helena1978]

Grab your notebooks— the woman who has repainted multiple rooms in her newly renovated house is giving out tips on picking paint colors. Clever!

She said the color she chose for the loft is “perfect”. Screenshot here as evidence for when she complains in a few months that she must repaint because she was too rushed and pregnant to make a decision she was truly happy with.

I am currently renovating my first house at the age of 42 after saving for a deposit for 12 years! I am having white all over because it is cheap.. went to B&Q and saw a gorgeous greeny blue that was damaged and discounted to £4 (from £20) so have treated myself to that for my home office/spare room. Lily is sooo entitled. I am so stressed picking colours because I pay for it all myself (unlike Lily). I am putting updates on Instagram but it's an ex council low budget house that is not that interesting.. however I have paid for it all myself with years of hard work and sacrifice.. and it is an ex council wreck.. but I am so proud. Lily will never love her house because she hasn't put her own effort into anything! xx

I’m exactly the same. I also have money that I could choose to invest in furniture and occasionally splash out on items that will last longer (both new and vintage furniture.) And that’s what invalidates all her deliberating for me - she never ever mentions price, or durability or any of the normal things you’d think about because she gets so much gifted. It’s all so hollow

I bet if you asked Lily what was her favourite style or colour she wouldn't even know because she is so used to following trends and not thinking for herself! I have just bought a house and have some nice solid pine peices of living room furniture (a sideboard and bookcase), and although they aren't 'trendy' they are solid, quality and I actually like the natural wooden look. I didn't even buy them first hand.. the sideboard was a hand-me-down from a family member and the bookcase was bought from FB marketplace for £20. I like them and I am keeping them.

 

[OrangeDuvet]

I don't see anything wrong with husband painting his wife's nails. However, taking a pic of him from that angle, looking like an obedient little boy and posting it on SM is a completely different thing! And you know she'll bitch about how he didn't paint them well

ETA: did she delete the story? I don't see it.

 

[TheBabeWithThePower]

Rich's face here he looks like he wants to stab her with a fork!

The look.... of love.... is in... your eyes ...

 

[LA2019Take2]

I also found this strange. What did the little girl having blonde curls have to do with anything. Like maid was a fantastic show so yes it’s great she’s recommending it.

But if the only thing you can comment on is the fact the child has 1 thing in common with your child & nothing about the actual plot then I wouldn’t bother writing the recommendation telling your followers the child was blonde so you cried is not a good enough review to influence anyone to watch it.

For a BUSY LONDON WORKING MUM she sure has a lot of time to watch TV. Most of us working mums pull our laptops out after our kids have gone to bed to catch up with stuff.

Re: feeling connected to the series because the young child looks like Grey is so Lily. She has to seek herself in everything or it just doesn't make sense to her. A while back she had earache and she said she could now understand why little kids are in so much pain when they also have earache - she'd never experienced it before so she honestly couldn't relate to someone else's pain. And this is why her content is so rubbish. If she doesn't understand or hasn't experience something then it literally just doesn't exist to her. She has to find a way in which it relates to her no matter how tenuous/inappropriate (see also: BLM and her moles). And she lacks any sort of intelligence/independent thinking/curiosity about the world so her exposure to new experiences is limited to what her friends and family do (which she ultimately has to copy).

 

[thatcatlady]

STAIRS. Guys, I am influenced. I'm going to get stairs.

 

[TheBabeWithThePower]

Right gang, let's get replying... Ideas for her worst nightmares?
- taking Grey on the tube to South London on her own
- just plain looking after Grey on her own to be honest
- cooking a family meal and all eating together
- wearing a different colour every day of the week

 

[Foxyrin]

I sent this for 2 reasons. 1. My daughter would absolutely eat everything in that photo. 2. I know this will piss her off and I am a cunt

 

[dee_mc]

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Leave it to Lily to be gifted an entire weekend away from home only to have 90% negative things to say. Who gives a fuck if there's no bath? That's a you problem, not the hotel's problem. Same with the food, it's looks perfectly fine???

She's the type that would complain if there was a kids menu with nuggets and chips, as well as complaining when there isn't.
There's no room divide - like a wall? Like you have at home? It's a hotel room, not a fucking house, but as it happens you have one of those a couple of miles down the road anyway!
And carping about the lack of a bath - I wouldn't really expect a bath in a London hotel room? They're hardly standard? But if I was bringing a child to stay in a hotel for a single night I would bring a CLEAN child. Fecked if I'm wasting hotel time doing bath night. (And no, I don't believe that Lily "Dirty Protest" Garnham washes her child daily. Not a hope)

 

[jaymie]

Will the real Slim Sydney please stand up?

 

[jaymie]

I edited the toilet, the one Lily uploaded has no toilet.

 

[LA2019Take2]

I'll never forget on the 'relationship' podcast (which one? another subject they repeated again and again). Anyway, she retold an anecdote about how they (Lily and Rich) were out with friends and Lily was telling a story with some details exaggerated and Rich pulled her up (in front of the friends) and said that she wasn't telling the truth and Lily was furious with him and later had to tell him what he'd done was wrong and how they needed to be on the same 'team' or something. She retold this story like she'd never reflected on the situation at all. She was humiliated that Rich had shown her up and got angry at him - and years later she still thought she was in the right about it. That pretty much summed up their relationship. She is in control.