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shifttea

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this is going to be somewhat of a long post, but I just need to vent about this woman somewhere, and I don't want to subject any of my loved ones to any of her pictures of videos. that's akin to torture.

this absolute giant of a grotbag forced her way into my life when that godforsaken video of her trying to fit into whatever the fuck it was went viral. that was a good few years ago, mind you. 2018? something like that.

I was never a fan of her, but her posts were often shared so I was always aware of her existence and I was, admittedly, mildly amused by some of her videos. she seemed like a genuinely funny woman, although she clearly did try too hard. she came across like she would be willing to do anything just for attention, and granted, that's exactly how she's become.

I found that over time, she became annoying, but jesus fucking christ, our good lord and saviour (amen), the woman has gone bloody mad.

today's post for example. she's pissed herself. honestly, in any other circumstances, I would be willing to give the benefit of the doubt, but not here. no. I genuinely believe that this woman has gone and pissed in her pants on purpose. not only did she piss in her pants, she washed them by hand in the fucking sink, and then "accidentally" knocked her toothbrush into the manky piss filled water. if that wasn't enough, we've all been subjected to a lovely photo of her bare arse.

does this woman have no dignity? at all? now, as I said, I would be willing to give someone (a sane someone) the benefit of the doubt if they pissed themselves. maybe they have medical issues, maybe they've had kids, maybe they have a weak bladder, I don't know, and I don't care. not until it's shoved in my face.

personally, as an individual with a medical problem that's caused me to have a few leaks, I wouldn't think about posting publicly about it. no, I cleaned up, changed into nice and dry pj's, and flung my clothes in the washing machine, making a mental note to ask my physio about exercises I could do to prevent any future issues. now, this might be a radical opinion, but I believe that's the "normal" thing to do.

and don't get me started on her recent behaviour. now, let me state that I have something of an alternative style. I have many tattoos, many facial piercings, half of my head used to be shaved, just like our dear Knee Deep in Shite. I have no issue with these forms of self expression, but this woman has gone off the deep end.

from my point of view, she's jumped into an entirely new world in a desperate attempt to cling to relevancy, and probably make herself feel alive. it's genuinely concerning. all of the things she's done, the hair, the nose piercing, the tattoo, would all be fine on their own, or over the course of a year or two, but in the space of a few months? no. that just doesn't sit right with me. I am no mental health expert, but it genuinely seems like some sort of breakdown, and I don't understand why her family aren't (that we know of) stepping in.

her tattoo also caused me a fair amount of alarm. this woman has a couple of tattoos. she has plenty of free skin, yet she got her tattoo going on her HAND? and, I could be entirely wrong, but has she had more added to her fingers? why the fuck would she do that, and more importantly, why would any artist do that. I mean fucking hell, hands are usually one of the last places you go for. not the 2nd or 3rd. they're completely visible to everyone, and no matter how much we dislike it, people judge us depending how how heavily we modify our bodies. if she finds herself in a situation where she needs to apply for a job, she's royally fucked herself over.

another thing that really bothers me, and I've seen it mentioned several times, are her kids. those poor boys. they're young now, but just wait until they get older and they see how completely and utterly unhinged their mother is. she's already managed to fuck up her relationship with them and they're still so tiny. and honestly, I'm a bit annoyed with her husband for not stepping in and telling her that the way she's acting isn't okay. those boys deserve a normal mum, not a mum that displays all of her bits for everyone to see.

her house is another thing. it's always filthy. I mean, sure, nobody has a spotless house. there's a pile of laundry sitting on my sofa right now that I need to fold up and put away, but she seems to give no fucks. she comes across as the sort of person that just leaves things at her feet and expects others to pick up after her. it's vile, and again, her husband is no better.
the final thing I'll mention is her dog. does she even still have it? I doubt the poor thing gets walked enough. its probably so confused with all of the erratic behaviour that goes on in that house.

anyway, this woman is not the next biggest thing that she thinks she is. she is not some beacon of hope for mums who need someone to relate to. she is not some spectacular mental health advocate. she is a mentally unwell woman who desperately needs help. someone needs to take her phone away from her and give her a bloody hug. her story is as tragic as it is completely and utterly vile.
 
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SDM

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First post and gosh this woman has been like watching a car crash unfold. The last post with the shaved head just screams mental breakdown. Between that and the tattoo sleeve and the rambling in her stories about mental health and how shes gonna be herself now and talking about losing followers and how she 'doesn't care ' ( when she so clearly does) because she wants to be brutally real blah blah i really think Steve needs to intervene asap. She is addicted to the validation and likes online at a cost of absolutely humiliating herself. Then in another recent post going on that mums have a right to be themselves and let it all hang out and that fathers are not judged if they 'swing their dicks out' (or something to that effect) and are instead called heroes? Like who would call a man who posted absolutely horrible pics like her online 'a hero'? Certainly noone i know and I would judge a father who behaved online and was as vulgar as her just the same. The woman is so desperate for attention she has no consideration for her two sons and how they will feel about those awful exhibitionist posts in a few years when they understand. The constant nudity and making herself look far uglier than she actually is by wearing grotty underwear too small and gurning just makes me cringe and i dont get all the sycophantic followers encouraging it. I feel she will deeply regret all this if she ever gets well again.
 
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Tamij

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I know it’s not a competition, but she would do well to step in someone else’s shoes for a while.
Since last year, my mother in law had stage 3 breast cancer, October my elderly parents were both admitted with covid, dad died 2 weeks later after being ventilated, mum was still in after 6 weeks, then had a massive stroke and survived that, then a week ago was rushed into hospital with renal failure and is now in palliative care.
So… Laura, try sitting here with me while you await a no caller ID phone call telling you the woman you’ve had as your best friend and loved the most for the past 50 years has died.
I dare you.
I’ll give you trauma, pal.
 
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shifttea

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I honestly thought she looked quite alright with her hair up and her makeup done. maybe I'm just happy to not see her usual state.

also, i can't explain why, but I have a feeling she's going to divorce Steve and run away with a woman. she just has that vibe about her
 
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F the dust.

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I have been diagnosed with Clinical depression, had a breakdown and attempted suicide..I let myself go completely and still struggle now with a lot of thing's. These insta huns roll out the depression card as a pass jail continue to AD. It's abhorrent that whilst genuinely mentally ill people are often suffering alone because like me they've shut the world out and feel like a huge burden they're seemingly cured after 5 bloody minutes! Never did I want to attract attention to my self, quite the opposite. Those posts she puts up are now out there forever. She can't ever shut them down for good. Her kids when they're older poor lads are in for a world of piss taking and ridicule. What started out as a tongue in cheek bit of fun has went seriously off into obscurity for likes and follows! This should be a case study for the future about the psychological damage of social media to the families of the likes of Laura and the attention seeking it brings to a lot of people it's cultivating or weeding out Narcissists at a alarming rate.
 
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barryjones

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What annoys me is the implication I’m somehow less ‘real’ because I want to look nice? Obviously when I sit down I have rolls, I have to wax sometimes , I use the toilet and if I take a video at chin level I’ll look horrendous but just because I don’t post this shit online doesn’t mean I’ve been *~brainwashed by societies expectations~*.

Women can be smart and understand the concept of unrealistic body ‘goals’ and still also want to look quite nice and take care of themselves. One does not negate the other.
 
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Clairer86

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You know what? and part of me hates myself for thinking this, but i simply dont believe a word she says! And normally i am a champion for mental health and thinking those with mental health issues should talk about it and be proud of overcoming everything.
I have been open and honest on here about my own mental health struggles- i have been diagnosed BPD and Bipolar 2, i have attempted suicide on several occasions (i am legit lucky to be alive), i have been sectioned, i have suffered significant trauma in my life and i am classed as 'disabled' and get PIP due to my mental health. I like to think i have lots of empathy but i just dont believe a word she says. She screams attention and i think she massively overreacts. I know everyone is different but i have never ever thought to film myself or take pics of myself during a crisis. And to be completely honest i have thought to myself that Laura wants to try living with what i do and with what ive been through- whether that makes me an awful person or not i dont know, but i have thought that! . But i just dont believe her, nothing adds up with what she says.
 
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Chuff offohc

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I assure you Laura that no trauma you've endured in your life will ever compare for the horrific mental and emotional scars you are inflicting on your children just for internet likes and false fame
 
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Camelandchicken1

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She’s fucking vile. Laura I know you read her - your latest video you’re mocking a professional gymnast - she would have dedicated her life to her craft. Stop mocking her because you feel inferior and want attention on the internet you disgusting slob. NO ONE thinks that this is a beauty standard for women - she is a professional athlete you stupid beg.
 
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I went to school with Laura. She was quiet, forgettable, did not stand out in a crowd in any way shape or form. She did not have any hygiene problems back then and was perfectly normal. I believe it’s all put on. An act. What she is trying to achieve I don’t know, but if her kids end up going to the same school that we did, they will be ridiculed and bullied non stop. I feel sorry for them.
 
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AliceInWanderLost

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Fucking state of it.

I hope she asked for CONSENT before groping that woman.

Always has to be centre of attention by being vulgar because she can't just stand there and smile like the rest of them because she hates how she looks so much.
can you imagine her utter OUTRAGE if a MAN randomly grabbed her tit without permission?! she would be straight on her stories, dragging his name and reputation through the mud, and we would literally never hear the end of it! and yeah, rightly so - buy just because she's a woman doesn't make it any less inappropriate or wrong. 😡
 
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shifttea

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God, now she's talking about how she would love to be a post partum doula. I think I'd trust a taxidermied goat around a baby more than I would her
 
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SDM

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She puts up the most God awful disgusting pictures of herself (deliberately making herself look as terrible and vulgar as possible) and constantly enlightens us about her skid marked undies and smelly fanny 🙈😝 yet has a hoard of people calling her sexy and beautiful ?! God help humanity if so 😅😝 i hate how she courts attention constantly then shows offence at both criticism and compliments. If you're constantly posting nudity of yourself then hello you're gonna get all kinds of reactions?! What does she expect?! Its like she gets offended if people don't tell her exactly what she wants to hear and view her as some bad a*s feminist when in reality she's a desperately sad attention seeker who needs to go offline asap. She just hurts the body positivity movement by her crassness and vulgarity. The constantly comparing herself to insta models (15 +years younger than her btw so in no way comparable) by posting the grossest possible pics of herself is not relatable. Its like if you dont have an insta model body (which most of us dont to be fair) then you have to be some gross lump in underwear too small with a smelly fanny which you need to brag about. Like no sorry most of us are not that way and despite not having perfect bodies wear nice underwear and shower ourselves etc etc. You can still make the most of yourself and be hygienic and ladylike and not become a slummy mummy just cos youre not a size 8. I just don't see how anyone can be inspired by the horrid image she puts across.
 
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OhhBacon

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If she’s on loads of medication for mental health problems, it’s probably a good idea to step away from Instagram? She appears to be hugely disinhibited. In whose interest is it to show these grotty 99% naked photos? It’s not empowering her and it sure as hell isn’t empowering normal bodied women in general. Very few of us are a size 8 after having kids but so what? There aren’t two options; model-esque or absolutely repulsive, which is the narrative she is pushing. I actually feel mildly violated by looking at that recent arse-in-air photo. She’s a wrong ‘un - and most unforgivably, entirely unfunny (unlike Celeste who she attempts to rip off).
I totally agree, on Insta there seems to be a ‘keeping it real crew’ which basically means being as sweaty and grim as possible to prove that your are as ‘real’ as they come.
Then there is the 'polished and perfect gang', who the ‘keeping it real’ crew think they are rebelling against. They try and suggest that they are just trying to show reality.

Reality is somewhere in the middle, in a place where life is busy sometimes life looks frustrating and chaotic and maybe not as clean as it could….equally sometimes everything falls into place and things look neat and tidy and presentable with lots of fun.

I think all of them are fake because they are all showing exactly what they want to, they all select parts of their life and all seem to try to outdo each other…no matter which tribe you belong to.
Personally I think dignity and privacy are underrated, and I wonder how they would all behave if their social media showing off platform didn’t exist. They are all being influenced to behave in a way that creates content and I think this lack of authenticity in life cause long term misery.
 
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HumphreyB

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I wonder would Laura find it funny if a man left a sex toy out where a female in a work capacity would find it? Or would she be up in arms.
 
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Ellerose

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Her latest post - “vagina smelling like yesterdays fish”.
Wtaf?! She repulses me. Why does her husband/friends/family not step in tell her she’s a huge disgusting embarrassment.
I don’t even have the words 🤮
 
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barryjones

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Everything would have to be about her. You could be about to push out your firstborn and she’d do a shit on the floor just to try divert attention back to herself.
 
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