Jake Quickenden #47 Panto Boy loves to creep on anyone new, watch out “he’s behind you”

[Wtf2505]

I saw him in panto yesterday and I had the displeasure of watching him last year. It was shit.
The end.

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Iced gem nice one redball00n

 

[instashun]

So he can drive Lincoln to Manchester for an event but not Lincoln to Essex to see the family he misses so much?
Didn’t once tag the charity he was there for and the table was empty until people were basically forced to sit with him

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

What is it with all the Prickenden’s Christmas trees Zelda should be totally embarrassed to show this abysmal naff looking tree to anyone it’s more suited for someone hiding in the woods for bird watching

Zelda's tree reminds me of one of the Wacky Races Slag brothers.

 

[riddleme89]

I’ve been in hospital two nights with my toddler who has strep A he’s on ventilator and antibiotics along with other medications . The ward is full of very sick children and worried parents . It angers me this cunt has the cheek to fake yet another illness it’s a cold ffs if it was chest infection he wouldn’t be able to move . He’s a joke. He’s moaning but has no choice but to work else he won’t get paid and he’s skint !!! We all know if that wasn’t the case he would throw a sickie

 

[Twinkal86]

How amazing is niknak, he's shared his dad's latest tiktok with the teenybopper he's grooming!

 

[Lico]

He must have been turned down by one of the young panto fellas

 

[riddleme89]

This made me laugh meet quickenden in wilko

 

[Twinkal86]

Nanny QVC daily video literally follows the same script daily, she doesn't need any notes!

Intro
Mention weather
Mention fire
Tries to be funny (fails)
Update on TV she watched
Soap scoop like she's gossiping about her friend
Netflix recommendation
Birthday shout outs
Whinges about Matt
Shows of her Gifted tatt
Mentions coffee with sister
Update on the rest of her day
Air fryer Update
Have a lovely day whatever your up to.

 

[Vanilla Ice]

What is it with all the Prickenden’s Christmas trees Zelda should be totally embarrassed to show this abysmal naff looking tree to anyone it’s more suited for someone hiding in the woods for bird watching

 

[stargirl23]

I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than watch him talk about grief

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Oh look, Flapz received some 'guilt flowers'!!!

I love how the flowers aren't fully on show, the message sticker is completely on the piss and the message itself is something you'd send to a mate, let alone your wife!

She probably bought them herself!!!

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Ooh check out his response! Always has to bite. This is under that cringe dance thing he did sliding on the pavement. The young fella he does it with looks so natural & poised. He just looks like a cart horse with matching teeth.

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

My dad eventually died of cancer & me & my 3 brothers sat with him as often as we could in his last weeks. He stopped eating & then drinking & became skeletal. At no point did any of us or indeed his grandchildren decide we couldn't bear to be with him. It's what you do. It's the very least you can do. These people brought us into the world, gave us life, love & endless care. How can you not sit with them, tell them stories, play their favourite music, just sit in respectful silence and see out their painful last moments on Earth.

Typical of my dad, he waited till it was 4am and we were all asleep & he tiptoed away. Didn't stop all 4 of us heading to him first thing in the morning & kissing his cold forehead.

You see Fakey that's what you do for your dad.

 

[Xxcxcc]

Just to keep yas all updated I have a gig tommorow night, I'm at a xmas party then I have a gig on Sunday I'm at karaoke, it's in London, oh my bad it's in Sunderland. I will ofcourse be filming every second of it all for my loyal fans, peace and love, stay safe bros, it's gonna be sick, proper peng

 

[shysod90]

The tree is just like her. Lifeless, unimaginative and sparse. Did she have a row with the lights and just throw them at the top? Where’s the baubles? Many many questions…

 

[trine]

He must have a permanent filter on his phone cos he has 2 obvious moles that you never see on his own stories, just so cringe for a man, at his age.

 

[Philimena cunk]

His hair is ridiculous, he looks like a fucking Iced Gem.

Death is not a pretty science. Pain in any form is unpleasant.
Unfortunately for Jakey, appearance is everything. He couldn't stand his dad's suffering, it was ugly and unpleasant. Tough shit. Man up and grow a pair.
Hope flappy was dolled up to the nines during labour. He couldn't cope with blood, piss, shit screaming without her looking like a catwalk model for the Gram....
Vacuous cunt
You deserve everything shitty that's coming your way....

 

[patmum]

Hope he’s well enough for this charity gig this afternoon

as if they’ve used a topless pic of him covered in oil for a charity thing…is he stripping for the dog?!

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Absolutely pathetic. He cannot dance!!
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In the tiktok reel look how he tries to overshadow the younger fella & partially block him. He looks like a clumsy carthorse in ill-fitting horse shoes.

Who are these twats who come out the woodwork & mssg this drivel? Are they his fake accounts?