'I text my mate from the 'no dad crew'. Happy Father's Day mate - cheap one'.
'I sit with Leo and talk about my dad - he's two'. (He doesn't even know his son's age'.
'Oliver passed away on the same day as the Queen. That's why I didn't post this year because it would be disrespectful'.
'Don't go to bed on an argument and never feel guilty - although he mentioned several times he felt guilty'.
'I sit sometimes in the bath listening to Celine Dion and cry'.
What a load of old
tit. Me, me, me, I, I, I.
Bore the
duck off!