Jake Quickenden #47 Panto Boy loves to creep on anyone new, watch out โheโs behind youโ
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I've just ordered our masks for our Fakey Christmas Party! The dress code is an unironed, worn-twice 'Hi de Hi' style chevron shirt, pink trousers and black orthopedic clodhopper boots that Forrest Gump would be proud of! Or, if you don't fancy that, an alternative of a Primark Gregg's tracksuit and crocs will suffice!
Anybody not wearing a Robbie Rotten from Lazytown syrup will not be admitted into the 'gig' at The Playhouse - Colchester's famous Wetherspoons. Gregg's sausage rolls will be plentiful as well as a variety of red wines and plenty of
to go around!! A secret santa will be organised. All items of gold jewellry MUST be bought from Argos! 
As an extra gift to my fellow Fakey's, I've bought you all a bottle of the new perfume 'Desperation' by Flapz Akimbo!
This actually sounds like a good night out
I've just ordered our masks for our Fakey Christmas Party! The dress code is an unironed, worn-twice 'Hi de Hi' style chevron shirt, pink trousers and black orthopedic clodhopper boots that Forrest Gump would be proud of! Or, if you don't fancy that, an alternative of a Primark Gregg's tracksuit and crocs will suffice!
Anybody not wearing a Robbie Rotten from Lazytown syrup will not be admitted into the 'gig' at The Playhouse - Colchester's famous Wetherspoons. Gregg's sausage rolls will be plentiful as well as a variety of red wines and plenty of
As an extra gift to my fellow Fakey's, I've bought you all a bottle of the new perfume 'Desperation' by Flapz Akimbo!
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I bagsy wearing the weird dayglo shorts with slashed sides & I will be bringing a portable ice tub on wheels set to 'nicely warm.' I might get scratching a lot too & rearranging my sparse hair every 2 seconds.
I'm worried this hairline will look too natural on the night we all meet up.
Absolutely this. Nothing mentioned about the charity and he looked like an utter 'spare'. He didn't need to be there at all but he chose that over going home. The whole 'marriage' is an utter sham. It's as clear as day. What a joke!
He's very quiet this morning obviously still tucked up in bed with Chris wonder how Chris can tell if the mushroom dick is hard? Magnifying glass?
I reckon the Anusol is in heavy use this morning!
Jago will be jealous....I reckon the Anusol is in heavy use this morning!
Perhaps he joined in and they all had a 'Jagomeister'.
sheโs actually started identifying as farquad Four hours sleep, sore nose and a sore arse!
I reckon the Anusol is in heavy use this morning!
I bet he will be walking like he is chewing toffee over the weekend 
......ouch
Crazy you got fakey copying you now wanting to give away cash or presents so a family can enjoy Christmas
It's Christmas time , mistletoe and wine
Backstage with Katona racking up the lines
Backstage with Katona racking up the lines
OMG here we go!!!! Charitable Fakey and Farquard. duck off. You're about as charitable as Jack the Ripper was with ladies of the night. Yesterday her - now him.
I'll give you an idea. Maybe put a link up on one of your stories for a local food/toy bank. If you do that then maybe you'll look more genuine. You'll have plenty of time after your short stint in panto. Why not donate some of your time in helping out at a local food hub? Give us proof you're ACTUALLY doing some good - which I highly doubt. We'll wait.
I'll give you an idea. Maybe put a link up on one of your stories for a local food/toy bank. If you do that then maybe you'll look more genuine. You'll have plenty of time after your short stint in panto. Why not donate some of your time in helping out at a local food hub? Give us proof you're ACTUALLY doing some good - which I highly doubt. We'll wait.
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Backstage with Katona racking up the lines
He's not even hiding it now
There you go Fakey. We know you love reading Tattle. Why not help out your nearest food bank which is up the road from you and donate some time to them instead of prancing around your house half-naked and acting like a twit. Contact them and help them out. That goes for Flapz too!
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