Jack Monroe #221 She is the antichrist of nourishment

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traumatised sideboard

traumatised sideboard

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Ah Silver, a frau after my own heart. On a related note, Jack has said 'thankyou' 25 (she added another while I was typing this) times since the 25th of September which averages out to 0.49 thankyous per day. That means that every other day, our writer, journalist, author and poet is actively choosing to be a moron.

Incidentally, I was searching for something in my folder for photo edits and found this picture which has not aged well 😬

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HotesTilaire

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Due to tattle rules I can’t tweet my suggestions to Jack, so here they are

Cod Roe
Call4fish
Capers
Chaos
Completed it, mate
 
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colouredlines

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Re: Sara Cox. Imagine taking so many drugs in the 90s that you actually think Jack Monroe's food tastes good twenty-five years later.
 
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Powershower

Powershower

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I am selling photos of this totally unedited photo I took just now on my lunch break. Perfect for Christmas gifts for people you don’t like!

£18 or payment accepted in tumble dryer fluff, sardines, or healthy start vouchers
 
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@OhHeck's grunk has just reminded me of what we discovered a few weeks ago that got a bit lost in other chaoses. Screenshot one is Jack's intro to Tin Can Cook and screenshot two is Shirley Goode's blog. Can we just take a moment to really think about the fact that Jack made up an entirely fictitious quote and basically slandered a dead woman to continue to push the perpetual narrative of being a brave little street urchin constantly having the last laugh in the face of big mean bullies

I hope jack is reading and feels ashamed of herself for this
 

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LavaFlake

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heretoreaditall2019 said:
It’s tacky - sorry nature but it’s a clichéd canvas that’ll grace the walls of publicly owned buildings up and down the country. I have no desire to make my home look like a supervised contact room last decorated in 1997.

Will be keeping an eye on those Patreon numbers I bet she puts something beggy in the invoice 🤢
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You honestly kill me 😭 Supervised contact room I can't cope.

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How is an oversaturated photo going to benefit people who've had their UC cut? Lib dem FBPEs are the strangest beings.
 
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colouredlines

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The entirety of the shitty bungalow is a homage to the crass wreckage of bland capitalism. Multiple kitchen gadgets. 17 sideboards. Wigs. Cat balaclavas. Llama doorstops. Five seasons' worth of crockery, each enough to serve a 7-course dinner party to the entire population of Lichtenstein. The fucking Rug.

No words for that cuntish squiggle who thinks that poor people need a shit, filtered photo of a tree for Xmas. Food? Clothes? Toys for the kids? Something practical? Naaaah.
 
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Lisbon

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It's three years ago since this trifle
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What I want to know is what the actual fuck is that bottom layer? It looks like tofu in vinegar.. defo not her Dad's Dogmatic Birds Trifle.
And on my closer inspection, that bowl/lampshade has a rusty rim 🤢
 
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