Jack Monroe #221 She is the antichrist of nourishment
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Cat names beginning with c.....
First name Can't
Middle name Cook
Or Chaos
First name Can't
Middle name Cook
Or Chaos
“Irish” but can’t spell Caoimhe 
‘Can I have a piss and a sandwich’ ‘Can’t believe I still haven’t paid my taxes’ Monroe
A bit on the small side - great stuff Jack. Apparently you haven't got far enough in your recovery to understand the definition of insanity - doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Oh duck. Kitten it is then.
I can't even think of a jovial name tbh as I'm just sickened by her right now.
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Or perhaps as she spends so much time here, the perfect name for her new 
Cabal.
Cabal.
How about Clook Cafter Cyour Cother Canimals Cbefore Cyou Cget Canother?
Cwanker.
Cwanker.
Bizarrely, she still hasn't said it's for a cat
Yes my suggestion would be 'Poor little bastard' with a silent c somewhere.
No. Please no.
Unfuckingbelievable.
Is Jack being given the runt of the litter because backyard breeder baby daddy can’t sell it, by any chance?
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Clues so far:
- Energetic
- Small
- Not a dog
I think a pregnant Jack would be too much for a lot of us to stay around and witness tbh, couldn’t bear to see a child have to be patented by her, especially a vulnerable little one - it would just be heart breaking. The SB stuff is bad enough and he’s safe with his dad most the time.
Sorry this is really harsh, it’s founded in reality tho so feels fair enough to say
Am enjoying the thought of Jack being confused at letters for Can't Cook Monroe actually not being for her but her cat.
(Sorry for quoting myself)
She could call it Cash.
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