Jack Monroe #221 She is the antichrist of nourishment

[Hollaaa]

If my kids are anything to go by this full moon will bring complete chaos. They are full of full moon spirit already.

Bib for thread title nomination.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Compton. Might as well go full Hotel California on poor LJC!

Quite like that!

 

[BooBooPoohPooh]

My immediate thought when I read this morning's tweet and it's oddly specific requirements was it related to a god-awful work of fiction she's penning and it's a female character she wants to name.

 

[Cariad]

Masterchef are so trolling Jack

and the first one up is half Greek

Greek inspired food...I'm so here for that

 

[BooBooPoohPooh]

She called that 'telly make up' but it looks like quite a bit of blurring/smoothing has been used. Soft focus face, sharp focus jumper.

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Laurie Penny vibes.

 

[Django]

Jack hun, I saw this and thought of you. #itswhatvivwouldvewanted

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Over 50€ on eBay right now, buy it!

 

[Captainmouse]

Putting that pic on insta alongside her own creations is perhaps not the best idea. It really shows up how brown and sludgy everything else is.

Non snotty egg

 

[Captainmouse]

It's three years ago since this trifle
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What I want to know is what the actual fuck is that bottom layer? It looks like tofu in vinegar.. defo not her Dad's Dogmatic Birds Trifle.
And on my closer inspection, that bowl/lampshade has a rusty rim

Nougat?

 

[Falkor]

Which home country. Don't think we have salt much in northern Ireland riverbanks. Perhaps scotland or maybe Greece does?

County, not country

 

[Captainmouse]

Here's an overhead view, check out those lentil sprinkles!
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Look no wasp!

 

[Lanie]

Nougat?

I'm going to go with fruit toast.

 

[Emmapism]

this may be controversial but i actually cannot stomach burrata, something about the cream oozing out stirs up a very visceral experience of disgust in me. Mozzarella for life.

Babe, same

 

[HotesTilaire]

insomniac here!

I think you’re Australian because of Yvonne

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

My post appears to have been put under a link?