Jack Monroe #221 She is the antichrist of nourishment

[Silver Linings]

Title by @Rekyavikgirl nommed by many!

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[Rekyavikgirl]

I'm honoured, thank you!

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I am in the mood for listing all the things you could buy/have done in your house for £268.

For example, have your boiler serviced for 3 years by my local company.

Buy a nice (not the cheapest, not Miele) washing machine.

Umm…. I feel a new list is in order.

Some new footwear, seeing as her only pair are falling apart and held together by rubber bands?

 

[Captainmouse]

Some new footwear, seeing as her only pair are falling apart and held together by rubber bands?

Her only pair of that brand/style, the gazillion other pairs don’t count

 

[Cookiecookie]

Spotted this earlier

 

[HotesTilaire]

In our last thread
Jack is certainly back, and doesn’t that involve a lot of tinned fish?
Jack has been on a grunk and to the polski sklep
Gearing up for the most terrible time of the year has begun, with beer battered everything.
Fire safety Jack has been deep frying sprouts and chocolates in a “small saucepan of oil” just a week after knocking over a glass kettle and smashing it. Oooft.
Podcast alert! Diva has a .pdf and an mp4
The cabal got unnecessarily competitive about who has the most stubborn/slanted/special cervix
Whilst Jack did a deep dive into the world of expensive tins. Caviar, who knew? Not our smol aFISHionado.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Here's some Jacks having a nice time at the Groucho Club.

 

[Flash123]

Here's some Jacks having a nice time at the Groucho Club.

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I love Sir Matt looking in the window!

 

[Captainmouse]

Here's some Jacks having a nice time at the Groucho Club.

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One is not enough, the one asleep at the back
luvin Matt of the forearms looking disapproving

 

[frankychester]

Are those enormous fat lines of J. 1g on the coffee table? Probably the right size for the Groucho Club going by their reputation.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Here's some Jacks having a nice time at the Groucho Club.

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Ahaha genius! Her manky brass kettle and the broken one make appearances - and Matt chef's (therefore not Jack's) kiss to you

 

[PortiaControl]

This one makes me howl everytime So cringe. The grimace! Love little RishMate in the background too.

 

[Lionel Richtea]

Here's some Jacks having a nice time at the Groucho Club.

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Loving the Dino Nap Jack

 

[Raver_Bear]

Here's some Jacks having a nice time at the Groucho Club.

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Words cannot express how much I love this! Every time I look at it I see some other small and significant detail- sir Matt looking in, the kettles, the brioche, the sleeping Jack at the back! This is

 

[Cookiecookie]

Here's some Jacks having a nice time at the Groucho Club.

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Truly a masterpiece!

 

[Lanie]

Fantastic picture. No marcus though. He will be a sad radish.

Thanks for the new thread.

 

[kachoochoo]

Here's some Jacks having a nice time at the Groucho Club.

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masterpiece. it's like a flashback to when cold war steve was still funny and you've got to zoom in to get all the details

matt is cilla, ofc

 

[StringyMango]

@Marmalade Atkins
Jack's at the Groucho is a work of art.
However I'm OLD so my eyes aren't quite what they were but is the chandelier in the picture crowned with sardines?

 

[ThunderClapForCapers]

Here's some Jacks having a nice time at the Groucho Club.

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Brilliant work. You should watermark these as you know who won't be able to resist having them printed off, framed, and on the wall by Christmas.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

That is BEAUTIFUL