Jack Monroe #221 She is the antichrist of nourishment

[Flash123]

Here's some Jacks having a nice time at the Groucho Club.

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I love Sir Matt looking in the window!

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

I missed it back in September, thank you @traumatised sideboard for the template. I’ve made my own, hope you all don’t mind!

 

[Orphan_Black]

This is not attention to detail Jack. It's faffing because you have something you actually need to do, don't you?

TAXES

 

[MancBee]

OH MY GOD I've just been looking for the full recipe of the 5 ingredient sticky toffee pudding and found this instead - the 5 ingredient salted caramel yule log. You'll never guess what one of those ingredients is! It's ... an Asda Swiss roll!! This must surely rival her tomato soup recipe (in which the main ingredient is a tin of tomato soup).*

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*I know I've written this post almost word-for-word before, but about a different recipe. Sorry for the boringness but I am OBSESSED.

I have a recipe for a one ingredient Yule Log.




Go to Tesco, buy a Yule Log (other premade brands are available, I just live near Tesco)

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[BlendedSlop]

 

[NomDeGuerre]

She’s getting another cat, surely? Wants it to be alliterative with Cooper.

 

[Ispyabudgetbeanblogger]

You honestly kill me Supervised contact room I can't cope.

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How is an oversaturated photo going to benefit people who've had their UC cut? Lib dem FBPEs are the strangest beings.

Squiggle, have a word with yourself. This performative bullshit is too much. If you have cash to spare, donate it. No need to announce it to Twitter and give it to someone who is financially absolutely fine.

 

[HotesTilaire]

In our last thread
Jack is certainly back, and doesn’t that involve a lot of tinned fish?
Jack has been on a grunk and to the polski sklep
Gearing up for the most terrible time of the year has begun, with beer battered everything.
Fire safety Jack has been deep frying sprouts and chocolates in a “small saucepan of oil” just a week after knocking over a glass kettle and smashing it. Oooft.
Podcast alert! Diva has a .pdf and an mp4
The cabal got unnecessarily competitive about who has the most stubborn/slanted/special cervix
Whilst Jack did a deep dive into the world of expensive tins. Caviar, who knew? Not our smol aFISHionado.

 

[CausticYoda]

Sara Cox in The Times today. I am disappointed, I’ve always liked Coxy.

 

[Silver Linings]

Title by @Rekyavikgirl nommed by many!

Wiki is the pink button for newbies. Pls remember no thread title nominations until the tail end of the thread and no swearing in them please and thank….you.

 

[Veronicaaa]

So what exactly did HE choose that had some significance to him?? Was it Jack's tattoo, Jack's passion for photography, the Leonard Cohen song, or the maps (which would suggest they've been globetrotting instead of moving several times within a 2 mile radius. I mean has she ever even taken him abroad on a holiday?).

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Spoiler: Top trolling from That Man

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Don’t look, Tunnel.

I won’t announce my departure but granola ground into dust has damaged me. I may be gone some time.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Boyo]

There's three photos of this on her Insta so she must have been very pround of it

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Why is she always so pissy when answering the simplest and most innocent of questions. I’ve edited the response to convey the obvious sentiment behind it.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Flashback to lockdown ... when Jack was selling prints:

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[colouredlines]

We roll our eyes at the squiggles wanting to pay more for a shit photo of a tree, but let's be honest...if a framed Celery. Edinburgh. were available, it would be under every cabal tree this Xmas.

 

[Veronicaaa]

OH MY GOD I've just been looking for the full recipe of the 5 ingredient sticky toffee pudding and found this instead - the 5 ingredient salted caramel yule log. You'll never guess what one of those ingredients is! It's ... an Asda Swiss roll!! This must surely rival her tomato soup recipe (in which the main ingredient is a tin of tomato soup).*

*I know I've written this post almost word-for-word before, but about a different recipe. Sorry for the boringness but I am OBSESSED.