Jack Monroe #150 Haven’t you got peas to discuss?

[colouredlines]

For anyone who wasn't around at the time, or is starting to doubt what happened, don't let Jack gaslight you. Here is what happened to the kitten in her own words (images collected by various frauen from Jack's Twitter & Insta):

Spoiler: distressing

25/06/20: Pre-kitten

30/06/20: Kitten adopted

01/07/20: Vet question arises

07/07/20: Claims of a positive vet visit

09/07/20: Furthet claims of positive vet feedback, now from her friend Vix

09/07/20: Sudden change of tune

next few days (sorry I didn't get timestamp): visibly sick kitten is kept alone in bathroom at night

13/07/20: kitten dies

That's the basic story. I focused on lies about the vet and medical treatment, rather than the weird videos, monetised tribute, and other strange issues. Anyone who stumbles across this: Jack Monroe repeatedly lied about taking her disabled kitten to the vet. Despite being told "it's not advised to do nothing", she did nothing until the animal died. She is a fucking monster.

Note: compiling this post was not fun. But if Jack is lying about it over at Linda McCartney's Insta, people should know the truth.

 

[ThriftStoreLeCreuset]

Lads, I just got offered a RENTED flat above ground level in a good, central area five mins from my office (ha, remember those?) and am thrilled because unlike my current place it doesn't have mould and has an oven and a bath and a marquise (boxed in verandah/sunroom thing). I feel like I won the lottery. I am three years older than Jack. Perspective innit.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Even more proof she doesn't know her vegan Mediterranean arse from her vegan elbow: the vegan Mexicana is dreadful. It's passable in its solid state but when it's melted it's like liquid plastic and goes glutinous and sticky, immediately ruining the texture of anything you add it to.

I also couldn't let her wish for a 'tell-all six fig book deal' go unheeded.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Unless smol robots guy has multiple people getting up in his niche, I'm not really sure why he's so upset about Slopbot. I don't think I've crossed a line, have I? I wouldn't say I've been obsessive about it and it's nothing to do with being angry although Jack does rile me up sometimes (I think that's the case with most of us here) it's not what fuels me. It's just a silly thing I made that now has an entire lore surrounding it because it's entertaining, it's really not that deep.

His robots are shit though, sorry mate

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Stampolina1]

Hi All! Only just joined here, thought I was the only person seeing this about Jack! Glad I am not alone!

I haven't had time to read all 150 threads dedicated to her special persona, so apologies if this has already been mentioned.

Maybe 4-5 years ago, around the time of the libel case with Katie Hopkins, Jack was very active on a FB group called Mrs Gloss & The Goss. Its a make-up / beauty page. Jack didn't post much about her home life (surprisingly!!!!!), & she was utterly idolised because she was a little bit famous. Anywho, my point is that at that time, she had every bit of high end make up you can imagine. I'm talking multiple £100 eyeshadow pallettes, every designer brand foundation, hundreds of expensive brushes - everything you can imagine at the highest price points possible. And her collection grew and grew, every post seemed to include a new product.

Doesnt fit with her narrative of being skint forever does it!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

16th November 2020 via @Silver Linings

 

[Pocahontas]

Lady Jack
Why you lie?
You said you can’t stand grapefruit squash
And it messes with your meds
But you’re messing with our heads
And you’re having a carafe
Cos you lie
Lady Jack
We laff.

 

[LavaFlake]

All that needed to be said tbh...

 

[SoulRebel]

Today's top news. Ex fire fighter who is going to resolve the Grenfell issues keeps setting herself on fire

 

[LavaFlake]

Hi All! Only just joined here, thought I was the only person seeing this about Jack! Glad I am not alone!

I haven't had time to read all 150 threads dedicated to her special persona, so apologies if this has already been mentioned.

Maybe 4-5 years ago, around the time of the libel case with Katie Hopkins, Jack was very active on a FB group called Mrs Gloss & The Goss. Its a make-up / beauty page. Jack didn't post much about her home life (surprisingly!!!!!), & she was utterly idolised because she was a little bit famous. Anywho, my point is that at that time, she had every bit of high end make up you can imagine. I'm talking multiple £100 eyeshadow pallettes, every designer brand foundation, hundreds of expensive brushes - everything you can imagine at the highest price points possible. And her collection grew and grew, every post seemed to include a new product.

Doesnt fit with her narrative of being skint forever does it!

I am in this group (🔺️) and didn't realise she was too! Just searched her name and it's a goldmine! No wonder she loved it there, so many of the posts are people fawning over her selfies. Excuse me taking pics of my computer like a boomer but these are a few posts that highlight how much money she's frittered away on makeup. I like makeup and invest in good quality stuff but its the sheer quantity of shit she has!

 

[Cunderthunt]

The Grandfather of the Cabal on Urban 75 is the gift that keeps on giving. Here, in a June 2013 Guardian article reposted on her blog, Jack says this:

“I had a £27 grand a year job. I’ve not been brought up on benefits and a tracksuit watching Jeremy Kyle. I’m a middle class, well educated young woman who fell a bit by the way side. You think it doesn’t happen to normal people, and you think we are all scumbags, eating burgers and watching day time TV. It can happen to anyone.”

No wonder she deleted her blog. Our Grandfather (who hopefully isn't DEAD) is right: she really does see herself as the deserving poor, and the working class as worthless stupid scroungers.

 

[Mokie]

These are the voices we should be hearing. Not someone who briefly experienced poverty over 10 years ago.

 

[colouredlines]

What a weird friendship group she has...imagine being at her birthday party when someone else has given her an Emin and a Smeg, and all you've got for her is a stack of empty squash bottles.

 

[Emmapism]

In better news, I heard my Mum is going to be vaccinated in two weeks. Dad shouldn't be far behind. Anyone else almost get a bit weepy when they heard? A semi normal life is within reach canal! We just have to hold on a bit longer.

Thanks for always being here

 

[ThriftStoreLeCreuset]

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But, Small Robots are boring and twee and not even fucking robots. Slopbot is an electronic musical artist and psychic based on goddamn algorithms like, well robots.

 

[colouredlines]

This guy is like the grandfather of the cabal. 2013 doubter, I salute you!

 

[DandyLion]

I’d assume that this is the same Graeme that had to liaise with Jack when she found blue plastic in her LM sausage...? #Irony

 

[Pocahontas]

Congratulations to @Adayinthelife for the thread title! and to @Walkdengirl and @Thank(space)you for the nomination. Your collective prize: a bottle each of Jack’s bubble bath (do not apply it to bare skin).

Recap of last thread

1. She’s telling her story AGAIN. This time in The House.
2. Who’s that behind the door? Louisa Compton’s jacket in da bungalow.
3. She cooked some jackfruit with some ‘sneaky greens’ dust. Beautiful. All washed down with bottled bin juice.
4. The mystery of what was baking in the oven was finally revealed. Worth the wait, I’m sure you’ll agree.
5. Hear ye, she’s renouncing the cooking bacon.
6. She was angry, and also ‘fragile round the edges’.
7. Come onnn, just cancel her already (since deleted).
8. She also gave it some to a lesser followed viggle on the Linda McCartney Instagram page. Please leave her alone.
9. But look, here’s dinner.
10. New to Jack? Check out the wiki at the top of the page.

 

[MooBelle]

Linda McCartney wiped her out of existence!
All trace of Jack and Veganuary gone.