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Jack Monroe #149 How dare you defile our oats?
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Who's that behind the door?
It's Louisa Compton wearing this jacket!
It's Louisa Compton wearing this jacket!
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In 2011 you were on maternity leave then off work sick with stress over scheduling issues, then you quit your job. This is why the "Poverty" started. Shoehorning these lies in is just stupid.
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This is where Jack was living in 2012.
Then she moved out to save...50 quid a month (article from 2013):
If I couldn't turn the bleeping heating on, I wouldn't adopt two cats, and I'd sure as tit wouldn't "downsize" to a TWO BED FLAT.
I cried my eyes out when I watched this, so moving.
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Blargh.
The cost of child poverty
The government must repair the social safety net for the sake of the UK’s 4.1 million children growing up in povertywww.politicshome.com
1. you weren't in poverty for two years.
2. the foodbank would not have given you formula because your child was a toddler not a baby.
3. oh i give up, I really do...
He’s going to grow up and read articles about his life that will make him question every memory he has. We have the distance to see that none of the timelines or the 18 moves add up, but imagine being SB with your set of real memories reading what your mum has written and trying to work out where the truth is between your memories, the things she told you as a child, what your dad has told you and then her articles, with every article you read having a slightly different spin on the story. The poor lad won’t know whether he’s coming or going.
Hold on, those are London-y sash windows. Is this recent? So she’s still coming and going? My head is going to explode one of these days, Jack!!
I have known poverty like that, albeit without a child. I was in a homeless unit for 2 months, years back, after getting out of a psych unit (catatonic depression), before being housed, and I remember the staff bringing me a mini jar of Nescafé so I could enjoy a cup of coffee. My stepdad came to visit and had his number plates nicked for a petrol robbery, so the family refused to come to see me again. I got housed and ended up with a social worker at the age of 40 because I was undiagnosed autistic and had nothing more than a pot of yoghurt in the fridge. Thankfully, I had an incredible GP who spotted the problem. It’s harsh, it’s really harsh. I’ve been in full time work for 8 years now but still don’t cope well, financially or emotionally. The idea of affording a 2/3 bedroom bungalow and the clothes and partners with those incomes - it’s unbelievable. I still struggle and a lot of the time can’t cope with life, no matter how much I banter on here. I think I’m going to take some time out because I can’t deal with her tit. I wish I had her money and her privileges, I really do. I’d be so happy.
One thing that i don't understand in all of this pleading of poverty is where was the father of her son?
Sorry if i'm being a bit dense and it must have been covered in earlier threads but he obviously cares and looks after his son?
He has always been a big part of his life and if what i've read is true is almost the main carer?
Especially of the practical side of things which i'm sure also includes feeding and taking him to nursery or having him over to stay at his house?
So surely someone as hands on as him would have protected his son and gave him what he needed?
Sorry but i'm just genuinely curious because she is re telling the same story again but it does not tally with what we have been told about her sons father?
Ok, I got as far as the second line and “The statistics breed like feral rabbits” before I wanted to hurl my iPad at the wall. She‘s shameless and rage-inducing and I don’t understand how this keeps happening.
I don't know where Louisa is in her video, but that's the jacket she's wearing behind the door.
6 pages already.. you folks post too fast for me to keep.up with..
It though. Keeping track of the lies.
It though. Keeping track of the lies.Great spot
One of the comments under the article:
"I've read your story a good few times now Jack..."
Haven't we all mate.
"I've read your story a good few times now Jack..."
Haven't we all mate.
I also think entire swathes of it have been recycled wholesale from previous articles? Not in the sense that she endlessly talks about the same bleeping thing (and inexplicably gets paid for it), but I distinctly remember reading entire paragraphs of this before, almost word for word. Like this one, which I seem to recall was posted on here just a few weeks ago:
The coat hooks are the ones that fit over a door
When I first had kids, I had the little two in a one bed flat. So four of us in one room. The kitchen was so tiny it didn’t even have a window. Whatever. Literally just whatever. We had a damn good life compared to 99% of the world’s population. We didn’t have a garden or parking, again, tough tit! I got up every day and took my kids out, and they went to nursery and accessed all the exact stuff that was available in 2010-2013, like children’s centres and baby groups that literally feed you tea and biscuits. Sometimes fruit. Healthy start vouchers were a thing THEN.
I shopped online even back then, and would meal plan every Sunday night before checking out my careful order. My kids ate everything from curries to salads to whatever else, on a very low budget. My husband was working seven days a week for peanuts, and I was always completely solely responsible for two babies. duck off Jack. Just duck the duck off you bullshitting bleep.
On a grunk but was annoyed by her saying she’s not “dirt poor”. How bleeping rude. That is a phrase which needs to be retired. “Dirt poor any relying on food banks” you’ve just categorised food bank users as so poor they can’t be clean.
Also felt the need to chip in about the man spreading debate (as a woman who used the tube for many years) @Billybellend hit the nail on the head - it’s about the unnecessary taking up space. I fully appreciate @MancBee’s input too, but for me it is the attitude, the “microagressions” lack of self awareness, lack of respect for others whatever you call it.
A man will happily squash into me to spread his legs - he doesn’t squash into another man. A man will do it without even acknowledging me. And bear in mind I’m smaller than our ickle smol pixie and so take up much less space than your average adult. A woman who has a load of bags or suchlike will apologise, say excuse me etc if she squashes into me.
The problem with manspreading isn’t the taking up of space, it’s the entitlement, and privilege of knowing you can physically take the space as you won’t be challenged. And if you are, you’re physically greater than your challenger so you don’t have to concede.
That’s just the sitting in the seats- don’t get me started on the full body slam pushing into/pushing past/attempted pushing down stairs that goes on getting in and out of a station.
Also felt the need to chip in about the man spreading debate (as a woman who used the tube for many years) @Billybellend hit the nail on the head - it’s about the unnecessary taking up space. I fully appreciate @MancBee’s input too, but for me it is the attitude, the “microagressions” lack of self awareness, lack of respect for others whatever you call it.
A man will happily squash into me to spread his legs - he doesn’t squash into another man. A man will do it without even acknowledging me. And bear in mind I’m smaller than our ickle smol pixie and so take up much less space than your average adult. A woman who has a load of bags or suchlike will apologise, say excuse me etc if she squashes into me.
The problem with manspreading isn’t the taking up of space, it’s the entitlement, and privilege of knowing you can physically take the space as you won’t be challenged. And if you are, you’re physically greater than your challenger so you don’t have to concede.
That’s just the sitting in the seats- don’t get me started on the full body slam pushing into/pushing past/attempted pushing down stairs that goes on getting in and out of a station.
That’s such a weird picture of Louisa- I honestly thought you’d put her face on Owen Jones’ body for a face swap gag
Brava!Who's that behind the door?
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You put it much better than me. I was a bottle of wine in, sorry if I came across like a twit @MancBee
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