GuntsNmoobs
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God, there is so much to unpack from these last two blogs, but we should really just burn the whole fucking suitcase.
I do think Abbie likely dropped the iPad out the window. I’ve had cases like that before for my own crotch goblin and they are bouncy af. And heading down a highway would make it travel farther. But, after the initial toss/drop, I absolutely think it was helped into that mud puddle for content. I find it hilaaaaarious that she was crying about her hey dudes. They were literally created for rough/dirty work, and are machine washable. What a fucking turnip. I 100% watched that shit show in hopes of seeing Swinzilla do a face plant in the mud.
What in the 1974 Barbie steakhouse hell was Abbie wearing? That shirt was a polyester nightmare. Burn it. Then burn it again.
what is with the port a potty sink?! Can you imagine how gross that tank will be with all that morgue makeup in it? Vomitous. Waddle your wide load ass to the bathroom like a normal human being. You don’t live in a van down by the river. Yet.
The whole “you see 8 minutes of our day” thing. Valid. But guess what, Fatty McButterpants? YOU are the Einstein that poorly cobbles together that 8 minutes, and then shares it with the world. If you don’t like the narrative, change it, so you don’t look like a fucking pine cone. This isn’t a reality show where you have no control over the story that is pieced together. You literally are choosing the 8 minutes. So if you are half adding a story, then people are going to call you on your bullshit. If you don’t like it, get a real job.
I hate these twatwaffles.
I do think Abbie likely dropped the iPad out the window. I’ve had cases like that before for my own crotch goblin and they are bouncy af. And heading down a highway would make it travel farther. But, after the initial toss/drop, I absolutely think it was helped into that mud puddle for content. I find it hilaaaaarious that she was crying about her hey dudes. They were literally created for rough/dirty work, and are machine washable. What a fucking turnip. I 100% watched that shit show in hopes of seeing Swinzilla do a face plant in the mud.
What in the 1974 Barbie steakhouse hell was Abbie wearing? That shirt was a polyester nightmare. Burn it. Then burn it again.
what is with the port a potty sink?! Can you imagine how gross that tank will be with all that morgue makeup in it? Vomitous. Waddle your wide load ass to the bathroom like a normal human being. You don’t live in a van down by the river. Yet.
The whole “you see 8 minutes of our day” thing. Valid. But guess what, Fatty McButterpants? YOU are the Einstein that poorly cobbles together that 8 minutes, and then shares it with the world. If you don’t like the narrative, change it, so you don’t look like a fucking pine cone. This isn’t a reality show where you have no control over the story that is pieced together. You literally are choosing the 8 minutes. So if you are half adding a story, then people are going to call you on your bullshit. If you don’t like it, get a real job.
I hate these twatwaffles.
where the iPad landed. Very far from the road and landed face up. The corners don’t appear to have mud on them. If it bounced five times then you would think it would have gotten more mud on the sides and front…just had a thought. Maybe Abbie did chuck it out the window but just fell by the road, needing better content, they chucked it further and voila…happy humpers.
