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On todays recrap:
The human version of a headache kept us entertained. On brand with reinventing herself, she went with a truly unique vibe concept never tried by influencer… BDSM break-ins.
The concept is you break in to a random person’s home, invent a ‘friend’ who owns said home, cook a dish you can’t pronounce in their kitchen and eat half of it before leaving the calling card leftovers in their fridge. Cat burglar style, with a hint of her Warners playlist. No wonder Aaron left us with musical taste like that.
When the police got wind of the break in, she lubed herself in cooking oil, squeezed back through the doggie door and evaded the grip of the junior constable. VicPol released a statement warning the public of the intruder at large… but later downgraded the threat to a medium.
Still dressed in the EffieKatsXGlad outfit, the rag bag hag dag wandered down to Woolies where she accidentally got put in the redcycle bin by a well meaning bystander. Thankfully she escaped when she realised she was cohabitating with empty packets of Cheezels and safely made her way to aisle 6 to find some more.
Those of us on welfare enjoyed some drivel Q&A sessions and a couple of lives. The Countess of Chode has trouble asking for things in personal relationships but somehow she always managed to ask for the chicken in a biskit box to get passed up the couch. Or for her children to eat some burnt bacon and egg muffins.
Mumma had a cheeky little hospital staycation booked, but sadly they cancelled on her. Factors out of her control, like… control. The surgeon realised he could not successfully remove that light blue pleather number without a team of expert physicians from Switzerland to take him out drinking after.
Frustrated at his patient not fasting before a gastro operation and trying to tie the gown up as a crop top, he put on his out of office and went golfing. Meanwhile, LL celebrated by binging on a light snack of Cheezels, Catchyourpeppy, coffee, Mexican Barry, egg&bacon muffins, sourdough croissants, monsarella, lasagne, burgers, chicken wings, jerky, apple crumble, cheese, wine and a sneaky slice of apple. With a diet like that I’ll be a size 6 by Tuesday.
Sadly, Mumma missed out on her one chance of being picked up this week with the rest of the garbage on with Friday kerb collection. Her dating game is strong. We can’t wait to see what next Manic Monday brings us. We just have to wait until Leah tells us.
The human version of a headache kept us entertained. On brand with reinventing herself, she went with a truly unique vibe concept never tried by influencer… BDSM break-ins.
The concept is you break in to a random person’s home, invent a ‘friend’ who owns said home, cook a dish you can’t pronounce in their kitchen and eat half of it before leaving the calling card leftovers in their fridge. Cat burglar style, with a hint of her Warners playlist. No wonder Aaron left us with musical taste like that.
When the police got wind of the break in, she lubed herself in cooking oil, squeezed back through the doggie door and evaded the grip of the junior constable. VicPol released a statement warning the public of the intruder at large… but later downgraded the threat to a medium.
Still dressed in the EffieKatsXGlad outfit, the rag bag hag dag wandered down to Woolies where she accidentally got put in the redcycle bin by a well meaning bystander. Thankfully she escaped when she realised she was cohabitating with empty packets of Cheezels and safely made her way to aisle 6 to find some more.
Those of us on welfare enjoyed some drivel Q&A sessions and a couple of lives. The Countess of Chode has trouble asking for things in personal relationships but somehow she always managed to ask for the chicken in a biskit box to get passed up the couch. Or for her children to eat some burnt bacon and egg muffins.
Mumma had a cheeky little hospital staycation booked, but sadly they cancelled on her. Factors out of her control, like… control. The surgeon realised he could not successfully remove that light blue pleather number without a team of expert physicians from Switzerland to take him out drinking after.
Frustrated at his patient not fasting before a gastro operation and trying to tie the gown up as a crop top, he put on his out of office and went golfing. Meanwhile, LL celebrated by binging on a light snack of Cheezels, Catchyourpeppy, coffee, Mexican Barry, egg&bacon muffins, sourdough croissants, monsarella, lasagne, burgers, chicken wings, jerky, apple crumble, cheese, wine and a sneaky slice of apple. With a diet like that I’ll be a size 6 by Tuesday.
Sadly, Mumma missed out on her one chance of being picked up this week with the rest of the garbage on with Friday kerb collection. Her dating game is strong. We can’t wait to see what next Manic Monday brings us. We just have to wait until Leah tells us.
Last seen on Tuesday wearing a mid winter bikini 
