Inconceivable!It is!
Lazy crazy lou, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think means"
Emmylou Loves #36 Mexican Barry and 50 Shades of Parm - the Glad Bag Hag just can't find calm.
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That slimey anemic pasta looked disgusting.
Whoever described it as slimy, was spot on.
Iām Italian and that slop was an insult to my people. The way she added pasta into not yet boiling water and then left it in the pot to get soggy just shows that she has absolutely no idea how to cook. Oh, and you DO NOT put water in bechamel sauce. Whatās wrong with her?!!
If sheās trying to be a fast and fuss free cook sheās failing miserably, EL is certainly nailing the lazy and sloppy cook tho. Everything sheās been making lately is uninspiring and lacks any sort of thought or passion (dressing up in a tight garbage bag to cook a daytime pasta is not passionate!). Also thereās another follower grab (sorry, giveaway) coming up this week. Urgh. Sheās so predictable.
Please don't say the word sloppy 
I keep picturing her cheesy butter pasta soup with tuna chunks! 
Baaaahaaaaa. Sorry! Itās a trigger word for me too But itās the only word that sprang to mind! I did
up a little in my mouth typing it. 
She really got into a bin bag, huh? She must have smelled like absolute tit.
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I RARELY watch her stories, maybe once every 2 months, I keep up to date on here, but I checked them today thinking the pasta and pronunciation canāt be that bad.. I was wrong. Insipid is spot on. How does this woman have a cookbook!!
And then making ahead of time and reheating later.
And then making ahead of time and reheating later.
Didn't even think of this!
Of course she has a giveaway her follower count is back down yet again.
Just face it Looney. People are slowly but surely seeing through your boring, scamming ways.
Could you imagine if Lazy lou and Mexican barry went on the block, no way could she say at the start when the homes look like a tip that its not on brand for her 
#37 catch ya pepay was a flop, her love language is cooking buckets of slop
Welcome back @Dalej7 and thanks @ICouldSizeDownToMedium for this explainer.Welcome back @Dalej7
You may have missed this unfortunate story. Our little porkie was being miked up and asked them to turn it off when she went to the bathroom, because she had Mexican curry the night before. Except the captions translated it to āI had Mexican Barry last nightā
I often wonder if these influenzas look themselves up on Tattle and see things we have picked up on and run with, like āMexican Barryā and are just like āWTF are these people talking about?!ā
I love how she ācut the fat off the bacon and cooked it in the ovenā for her catchyapeppy - but cos itās ok - the 7 kg of buttah and 4kg ayged Parmesan will balance it out!
*adds peas to make it look like her kids eat veggies*
No wonder poor Camelia is looking more rotund like her mother everyday. The fat and carb content is off the charts.
*adds peas to make it look like her kids eat veggies*
No wonder poor Camelia is looking more rotund like her mother everyday. The fat and carb content is off the charts.
This came up on my reels and i found it interesting.
Looks like she was/is a case of number 3.
Probably why now she looks less botched at the top bc all the weight she's lost was that visceral fat she keeps harping on about.
Looks like she was/is a case of number 3.
Probably why now she looks less botched at the top bc all the weight she's lost was that visceral fat she keeps harping on about.
Wow!! 100% what it is!
I really think we should avoid talking about the childrenās weight/bodies. They clearly have no say about what gets shared of them online. Emmyloo might think itās appropriate to exploit them under the guise of this tit show being a āfamily affairā but it isnāt and they generally shouldnāt be a topic of conversation here. Especially in this context.
Good find D7! That's got to be what has happened.
Perfectly said. Talk all the smack you want about EL but her kids are OFF LIMITS PLEASE. They're innocent parties who deserve nothing but our compassion and support
Same here but my pets are full inside. They are like my kids I wouldnāt brush my own hair outsideI do!!
They live inside so I brush them inside.
Please leave those kids alone. The only way we should be mentioning them is in how we feel for them. And how adorable they are and how we all agree with them when they wonāt eat her food or give her faces
Welcome back @Dalej7!! I love watching you catch up and getting to relive all the magic a second time 
Could you imagine if Lazy lou and Mexican barry went on the block, no way could she say at the start when the homes look like a tip that its not on brand for her
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