OMG! Jamon! Right down to her clomp clomp trotters
One time I thought I’d lost 5kg in a week but then I realised that I just needed to put my scales on a hard surface rather than a carpet. I had only lost like 1kg (if that).
Perhaps with all that feral pub carpet in her home, she actually doesn’t have a hard surface to weigh herself?
So therefore, by my calculations, 20kg on a carpeted surface is actually only 4kg on a flat surface. Sounds about right!
In conclusion, ELL has only lost 4kg since November 2021.
stay in school kids!