Yep, you said it 
Emmylou Loves #36 Mexican Barry and 50 Shades of Parm - the Glad Bag Hag just can't find calm.
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Yes, love Dezi! Fresh, simple (and delicious) home made meals who isn’t afraid to indulge in takeaway for the whole family every now and then. Her pasta, rice and BBQ prawns dish are high on my dinner rotation!!
Rarely I can find a positive in her manic, tit show behaviour but it was nice to hear her admit she’s hopeless at basketball. Old mate Scummy could take a leaf out and realise it’s ok to say you’re tit at something
I know the Simpson isn’t everyone’s cup of tea but this scene (the bit before too) is basically Emmylou with S. I wish I could have added the video/longer gif but it was too big and I’m too dumb.
Re- her massive feet. I have a little pin head, big fat body, and tiny feet. I go down like a sack of crap at any given moment. I could do with a solid size 10 I reckon.
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Why the duck is everything such an over dramatic scene!? Her playing basketball!? The fake screaming!? Fake laughing!? Fake everything!?
duck, just enjoy family time without a camer out you lump of lard.
duck, just enjoy family time without a camer out you lump of lard.
Thanks for my new avatarI’ve woken the baby so many times shaking from laughter at these threads
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What time is it? Time to do some more journaling, based on this angle.
Okay, here we go. I have:
•crooked teeth
•workman's hands
•small head
•small eyes
•neck hump
•gunt
•3 thickened toenails
•small, saggy boobs
My feet are in proportion to my body, but the rest of this meat sack is a shitshow. Only difference is, I'm not sharing my body online with strangers and desperately seeking their validation. Emmylou literally puts herself out there, warts and all. Her giant Hobbit feet are objects of derision because she draws attention to them in her bewdiful clacky mules, and her orthopaedic Michael Course netball sneakers.
Come at me, Alice
•crooked teeth
•workman's hands
•small head
•small eyes
•neck hump
•gunt
•3 thickened toenails
•small, saggy boobs
My feet are in proportion to my body, but the rest of this meat sack is a shitshow. Only difference is, I'm not sharing my body online with strangers and desperately seeking their validation. Emmylou literally puts herself out there, warts and all. Her giant Hobbit feet are objects of derision because she draws attention to them in her bewdiful clacky mules, and her orthopaedic Michael Course netball sneakers.
Come at me, Alice
Did I miss something, has her niece left? Haven’t seen her since the dance club.
I think she was sitting on the table at dinner last night for burgers?
She spends hundreds on meat for one dish why was she this excited to get free pork from bubba sis? 
Imagine being her neighbour 
All that shrieking and screaming while playing basketball in the driveway, it would drive me batty to live near her.
All that shrieking and screaming while playing basketball in the driveway, it would drive me batty to live near her.
She’s staying with SL? Pretty sure she was at the cheeseburger party.
so it could rest, it's a chef thing, none of us would get it.
How amazing is it when your older sister shares all the details of your relationship of your ex, your current partner and how everyone hangs out.
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Haha cheers for that!This one’s for you @slap2fish2gether. Go get that farking prostate checked
I am actually pleasantly surprised that she responded positively to someone mentioning that sunspot. Instead of the ol’ block and ignore. Especially since she’s been blocking people for saying her cheering was too extreme
More trolling on the weekends you don’t have the kids? I don’t believe that but it could be because you’re acting and dressing like a desperado!
More like the Shrek attack..
Oh and WHY is there always food on her dish rack 
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That made me laugh
A family affair? You have a tripod/ring light thing sitting in your lounge room collecting dust. Let the kids be kids. L
Also blocked by the way. So came here to say the same thing.
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