chipface121
Member
Vacancy: Conspiracy Influencer.
Salary: Whatever you can scrounge off your followers
Skills Required:
Lack of knowledge on relevant subject matter
Ability to cross sell MLM products shamelessly
Must be adept at using block buttons and not engaging in factual debate
Acting ability preferred: Should be able to do sarcastic frowns and cry on camera. Try to play the victim as much as possible
Multiple pseudonyms needed
Hypocrisy essential!!
Dress code:
Underwired bras (carefully concealed)
Black vest tops
No suncream!
Teeth must be cleaned with Colgate
Extra Curricular activities considered:
Promoting milky breasts online
Poor songwriting
Benefits:
Not having to pay tax
Free healthcare for any ailment you’ve made up*
Be your own boss. Don’t like something? Block them!
Always being right. Echo chambers work wonders for the self esteem
Free dog for a month
*excluding skin cancer
Please note! The following will not be considered for the position:
Logical/critical thinkers
Anyone with a GCSE or higher in the relevant subject matter
Anyone fluent in the English language
Anyone in possession of a moral compass
Salary: Whatever you can scrounge off your followers
Skills Required:
Lack of knowledge on relevant subject matter
Ability to cross sell MLM products shamelessly
Must be adept at using block buttons and not engaging in factual debate
Acting ability preferred: Should be able to do sarcastic frowns and cry on camera. Try to play the victim as much as possible
Multiple pseudonyms needed
Hypocrisy essential!!
Dress code:
Underwired bras (carefully concealed)
Black vest tops
No suncream!
Teeth must be cleaned with Colgate
Extra Curricular activities considered:
Promoting milky breasts online
Poor songwriting
Benefits:
Not having to pay tax
Free healthcare for any ailment you’ve made up*
Be your own boss. Don’t like something? Block them!
Always being right. Echo chambers work wonders for the self esteem
Free dog for a month
*excluding skin cancer
Please note! The following will not be considered for the position:
Logical/critical thinkers
Anyone with a GCSE or higher in the relevant subject matter
Anyone fluent in the English language
Anyone in possession of a moral compass