RECAPPPPP.
Some horses walked over to big bird in a field who then decided to remind us that has been around horses since she was seven. No Eagle! Horses do have long unbrushed hair and gummy teeth, but they don’t have crusty lips and a lip piercing! That was your older sister Yasmin! Soooo easily confused.
Put one of those horses in an off white body suit and some mom jeans and we have a doppelgänger situation going on.
But I thought they grew up poor but their grandad was a millionaire but childhood was so hard but they went on holiday to France every year but they grew up with nothing but they owned horses but they had no money but had a detached house in the countryside but ….. yeah, I’m confused too. Moving on.
Do we sense trouble in paradise between tug boat and the titanic? Lloyd snapped at Eden when she spilled some deer food in the Mercedes (2004). The monkeys apparently respected the Mercedes (2004), then one proceeded to shit on it, out of respect of course.
There was an extremely quiet release for the crook book. Speculating here, but it could be because it’s an actual fucking rushed embarrassment of a book, with steps missing, spelling and grammar mistakes, then to top it all off, they put pictures of Patch’s dinner in instead of the actual recipes!!
Little Lloyd was on form on Friday morning and spent his time coked up arguing with people in the comments of his videos, our successful 33 year old king
like most men in their mid 30s would do, Lloyd then accompanied Eden to her lash appointment.
Time for the family holiday to France paid for by bank of Eden. Is there anyone that doesn’t sponge off this girl?! More riveting content of supermarket trips, food being made that looks like the dogs dinner, the ugly sisters lounging around doing sweet fuck all, Don Carla pissed up and little man playing little games on his little Xbox whilst being a slave to the entire family. But wait… Aren’t they supposed to be on holiday this week?.. Oh they are?? So they’re doing all the normal boring shit they do at home.. but on holiday?? Again, MAKE it make sense!
Don Carla let it slip that they were worried about Lee and Lloyd getting on, but instead it was Paul who scrappy doo decided to have a pop at. Yes yes people, DJ Part-Time (girlfriend bought his decks) did a poolside set!
Major ick alert major iccccck alert
unsurprisingly, this didn’t impress his audience of three elderly people, three kids and three incesty sisters.
The thread ended with Lee posting two videos accusing Yaz of cheating with our fav squared headed clout chaser, Dan Spragg…. Thank you Lee for noticing the trolls were about to die from actual boredom from your snooze fest holiday. Who would have thought it would be Lee to be the one to save the day! Thank you Lee, our hero
As you were trolls
