Eastenders #28 seduced by Peter's special sausage

[Mr Krabs]

I also reckon Shitters will die and Baby Pomegranate will live. Zack will bring it back to the square and put it in a cupboard, only occasionally mentioning the challenges of being a single father. Then in 16 years or so it’ll reemerge like a butterfly as a fully formed EastEnders woman with hoop earrings and a gobby attitude, ready for a storyline about cyber bullying or some shit.

 

[Scotch Mist]

Someone just posted this on the memes thread

 

[hol20x]

Spoiler: tonights

Why do they have Denzel beefing with what appears to be a 40 year old school kid?

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Feels familiar

 

[Mr Krabs]

The new bully in EastEnders.

 

[LittleMy]

This is gold
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[IllBredHen]

Thread suggestion: Denise's D is buried with Keanu, while Jack's burying his D in Stacey

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Stacey opened that back door too quickly for someone that just had a stalker!

 

[onlooker101]

I’m watching old The Bill episodes and obviously Denise and Jack are both on it and working together butttt then they are working on a case together and who is the social worker….Lucas!!!

 

[AdApathy]

I hope Shane Ritchie gets some recognition for this cancer storyline, he's knocking it out of the park.

 

[pommynoir]

Which one of you are responsible for this?

 

[AdsB]

Listen Denise’s wig has seen some things our good sis needs to learn the magic of a lace front

Imagine if she left her wig at the scene instead of the necklace.

 

[gigilouxx]

All I see is a baked bean.

You rang?

 

[PamDoove]

I reckon with Whitney she’s hit by the car, she manages to say “don’t worry about me, save the baby”, they whip the baby out (Sonia probably does this at the roadside with a biro) then Whitney dies. Cos god forbid Whitney has anything good happen to her

 

[Eeeww David!]

Denzels ‘school’ bully.

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

 

[gigilouxx]

Kat literally doing Nish, whilst Phil’s out, makin moves

 

[AdsB]

Stacey opened that back door too quickly for someone that just had a stalker!

My back door would always be open for Nish

 

[AdApathy]

Also I choked when I realised what Nishs full name is. Nishandeep… nice and deep

Thread Title Suggestion:
I like my men how I like my soap villains: Nishandeep

 

[pommynoir]

No lads I’m absolutely CRYING