Happy new thread day Cow Bags!
Luckily I am checking Tattle on my lunch break (actually half an hour I’m not working, not a Babs style break from watching telly by watching more telly but with a sandwich
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So a recap…..
Babs has been a bit quiet this week by her usual standards…..as in 15 stories a day rather than 30! But noticeable. And lots of manic chat, days with no make up/looking extra rough. Pit stories with no top on. Could be her dad, could be her Insta “career” crumbling around her, could be sulking about everyone thinking she’s a twat. We shall see!
She still managed to post quite a lot of crap though, including:
-Go Henry AD with just the kids. Bless them, but nope.
-A post after a day in London (looking in shops, obvs, and crying at fake snow) about her “anxiety” that seems to come and go as conveniently as her bad back and numb leg. Also managed to shoehorn in a compliment from a stranger about her hair
but it was a man, so then she was offended and victimised.
-Peddling her crappy mugs.
-Reel trying on three sparkly “frocks”. Didn’t put make up or tights on, they all looked awful, she was awful, twerking and thinking she was Marilyn Monroe
Honestly it was just desperate/embarrassing/cringe worthy.
-Grid post about how she doesn’t care if she’s embarrassing because she has so much more fun being loud and extra. Keep telling yourself that Babs!
-Christmas chocolate poll on Remembrance Day. Because Babs doesn’t care about anyone else.
-Dropped in a hint that there will be a Christmas trip to Disney.
-Vlogs about shopping for Christmas tat and looking at tat in garden centres and basically spending money and showing off. Same old.
-Very proud of her “Christmas village” which is a line of little houses on the fireplace.
-A really really disturbing AD for Getting Personal with photo advent calendars, the idea being she is so greedy she can’t resist them and so there she is with chocolate smeared ALL around her mouth, licking herself
Seriously needed to come with a health warning!
-Sunday off, back Monday with 12 stories and a grid post by 7:45am. So clearly she is addicted to Insta and struggles with missing the attention on a Sunday!
-Showing off Christmas mugs and decorations. On November 15th. To people who may not be able to afford to waste £16 on one mug, never mind a cupboard full, when they have to heat their homes, feed their kids and buy presents. Read the room Babs!
-Her and Erin watching the laptop in bed (FFS Babs have a week off tat shopping and online ordering and spend the money on a tv for the bedroom!) after 7pm to PROVE to us tattlers that she DOES spend time with the kids and they aren’t just locked away. Yeah sure, ok Babs.
-Threatening another dress try on reel with non-sparkly “frocks” for Christmas parties. She’s claimed many times she has nowhere to go to wear these dresses, yet she’s buying more. I think she thinks she’s such a fashion influencer that it’s her duty to try on dresses for her followers. But honestly, she really doesn’t need to bother!
-A mention of her dad having a big appointment, followed by an AD for Studio (wow. She’s so low the way she uses family drama for engagement!) and family board games. Which they don’t play, because she banishes the kids away!
-Gross make up, gross faces, gross Babs!
Look at this mug
