Brummy Mummy #91 All I want for Christmas is a DLP bathroom meltdown

[Lakajo]

There are many, many things that offend me about the Babs, but the thing that offends me the most is the headbands. I can’t deal with grown women wearing headbands (a nice head scarf I can get on board with if done right). Babs, you are 43 years old for fucks sake, take that Pearl adorned monstrosity off your bastard head, stop acting like a 10 year old girl and GROW THE FUCK UP.

 

[Lady Doodle]

Seeing in 2022 is going to see Babs hit the Golden Anniversary of 100 Threads isn't it and I'm here for it
Great thread title

 

[JBTat]

The thing I find the worst about that ad is she lives in Birmingham, so many boroughs have low deprivation, food banks are hugely relied on as are free school meals so children can eat. And she shoves that chocolate in her gob like a pig. She has no idea how hard it is to struggle, a deserving family would have cherished that. She absolutely misses the mark, earlier in the year the quiz for the foodbank and now this. It's all about greed and attention. And clearly poor Margot will be a business expense, she's in basically every ad now.

 

[Northern-Lass]

Babs hands made me think of this guy from Friends

 

[Lakajo]

My Facebook is trolling me

 

[GingerWhinger]

Mum Tum? Your children are 11 & 8, what you have is a belly. A body confident person would own that & not hide behind childbirth.

 

[DaysOfSpeed]

A minor gripe, but why does she always recommend outfits for things she doesn’t attend, work drinks for her are in the bath or on the sofa

 

[Missymoo92]

"Going to talk a bit about Emma"

What's the difference

I don't get why she keeps highlighting the professions of the "bullies" - teachers, governors (anyone else intrigued about the women's empowerment account?)

My point is, unless you are messaging her abuse directly I wouldn't call this bullying. Everyone is entitled to an opinion and that's why we come here for a gossip as you would with a mate (let's admit we've all talked about someone behind their back it's no different!)

Regardless, I don't wish any harm on Emma and I actually hope she gets the help she needs having been there before with my mental health.

Anyway Emma, wasn't your profession a teacher, yet you then made a living making DV jokes about your husband? The irony

 

[ChickenWine]

Gently nudge?! She gave him an ultimatum!!!!

 

[PoorMool]

She only tents to talk to a couple of other mums in the playground. Quite a large group of us do go out occasionally, she's never joined us but then again, I dont expect she was invited. She to keep herself to herself, I dont think she has many friends. E &E go to the odd party though.

What brought you to Tattle? Just out of interest?

I've read this thread for about a year but only posted for first time recently. Followed Babs before we joined same school as I live in that area. I guess I looked on tattle to see what others thought of her and was amused to see so many people writing what I was thinking! (That she's an embarrassing mess and waiting for her to lose her shit once and for all).

 

[Lady Doodle]

Shopping two days on the trot wasting more money purely for content. And who is looking after that poor puppy who is still so tiny to be left

And who's looking after Grandad Rog who was so ill she couldn't go on Steve's 40th Birthday holiday that she didn't want to go on anyway ? Well it's not any of the Wet Women because they are all out living it up and flashing their manky teeth at the local discount village

 

[DaysOfSpeed]

Emma is evidence of that Roald Dahl quote ‘A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.’

 

[Rags2Riches]

Fuck me, of all the words in the English dictionary Stephen could have picked to describe Tiger King he says it was - okay.

I don’t think this man could get any more boring.

You just know for a fact that he’s the only man Emma could get because he’s too much of a wet wipe to ever have the balls to leave her.

 

[Lady Doodle]

The only thing Emma could authentically talk about relating to McDonald's is Ronald himself! And only because they both went to the same make-up counter

 

[Missymoo92]

That post is aimed here after discussions yesterday about Ste who is supposed to be working taking pictures during his 'lunch break.' Also total lies about him saying about the castle, he was probably telling her to hurry up and get on with it.

Finally be interesting to see if she gets to Paris given Covid cases rocketing over Europe. Then again she doesnt read the news.

I bloody hope her holiday is cancelled purely to see the look on her face, that and she needs bringing down a peg or two she has been so smug throughout the whole pandemic but especially when it comes to holidays etc.

And whenever she says "when we next go to Disney". That alone says she has more money than sense. Disney is a one off trip for most families in their life, maybe twice if you're lucky. Bit of fucking perspective please Babs.

 

[Tippingpoint23]

Sorry she went to a potato growing place for McDonald’s? And she thought wearing a dress was appropriate attire for a field? What is the purpose of this advert!!

 

[Rags2Riches]

Maybe reading into this too much but yesterday I said she was an idiot for publicly announcing that she gets Stephen to take her photos when he’s working from home and therefore should be working and not climbing on the roof to be her personal photographer.

Then in the caption today she specifically put he takes the photos on his lunch break.

Hmm but you don’t read here do you Babs?

 

[Itscharlibaby]

Here’s an idea babs you thick idiot… instead of going to parents evening looking like you’ve deepthroated MACs makeup counter (ooh bit rude) why not try REMOVING THE RUDDY LIPSTICK!

Twat

 

[Behelzabobs]

Who did it best? Potato or blabs

 

[Nadurath]

The only message I've ever sent her on Insta was saying her kids were on porn sites; she blocked me for it. If that's trolling, then I'll happily be called a troll because that would mean being a troll is being a decent human being. Something babs is not.