Started this a while back, got distracted.
Fed up with how hard done by Trash claims to be given pregnancy during the pandemic. Since March 2020, she has had more weekends away & holidays than I’ve had in the last decade.
Trash & No Balls went on holiday:-
* France for 2 weeks in June/July 2020 (no doubt paid for by Hello as they did several shoots there announcing her pregnancy)
* Cornwall for 5 days July 2020
* glamping on Osea Island long weekend Aug 2020 (actually Trashley & a “friend”)
* Frinton-on-Sea (!) 4 days Aug 2020
* Downhall Hotel & Spa, weekend Aug 2020
* Cambridge long weekend Sept 2020
* Cyprus (Elysium Hôtel) 1 week October 2020
Alfie was born Jan 2021
Several days out (often paid for brand events) during March, April & May
* long weekend with her family including her gran May 2021 “using our childcare bubble”
(Trashley also took this opportunity to say that she hadn’t seen her family since February 2020 - not really sure she can blame covid for that given the number of getaways she’d had the year before…)
* Cornwall one week May 2021
* Lake District end May Bank Holiday 2021
* seaside weekend Frinton-on-Sea June 2021
6th July ‘21, moved to Essex
* Cornwall Boardmasters Festival weekend, Trashley pressing a button repeatedly & dancing v badly Aug 2021
* Sept 2021 Trash & No Balls caught covid. They were due to head to France. Trash complains that they “… weren’t able to go on their first family holiday…”
despite Cornwall etc above
* Oct 2021 Mauritius for over 2 weeks
* end December 2021 back to Mauritius for 2 weeks, back mid January
More days out & seaside weekends…
* March 2022 long weekend away at Heckfield Place Hotel ***without Alf who stayed with Nana & Papa***
* March 2022 France & later Spain (Alf stayed in France with grandparents) 8 days
* April 2022 Back to France for Easter one week
* April 2022 Trashley & friends (no No Balls or Alf) Marbella long weekend
* May 2022 Oxfordshire for wedding, another Alf free weekend
* June 2022 Monaghan, Ireland long weekend & wedding
* July 2022 Broadlands Festival “DJ-ing” night away from No Balls & Alf
* July 2022 seaside weekend Sussex
* August 2022 Cyprus for 1 week, business class flights, hotel suite, A Lot of childcare - cost = £10K+