Jack Monroe #473 All you talk about is moving house & potatoes

[Falkor]

Congratulations to @hoopdedoo for nominating the winning thread title - you win a pasta dish of your choice cooked by Jack.

Commiserations to @DisgruntledGoat who got more votes for Noses are basically made of erectile tissue but was illegally early at post #158!

Jack is currently LIGHTS ON and having a timeline cleanse by talking about favourite pasta dishes at the same time as being very snarky to anyone who mentions


Wiki is the pink button up top, please use 'thread title' when nominating one, please wait to the second half of the thread (post 500 onwards) to nominate.

 

[Elastoblast]

Am I first?
Am off to cook dinner that will involve plain pasta for the elastoblast juniors...no sauce will be tolerated.

 

[imBUSY]

Dang it! I missed seeing what Jack tweeted about World Hijab Day yesterday! Anyone got a screenshot?

 

[jf99]

I see Wonks has spent all day defending Jack again. Serious problems that one.

 

[sloppyjax]

Jack if you’re reading (course you are) it’s me birthday weekend so keep the chaosing- my one birthday wish would be your final twitter flounce.. never gonna happen but I gotta ask..!

eta oooohhhh I’m an active member now… keep the gifts coming jackiwackiwoos

 

[stunrw]

Dang it! I missed seeing what Jack tweeted about World Hijab Day yesterday! Anyone got a screenshot?

I just googled that because I thought you were joking. I have so many questions

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

I see Wonks has spent all day defending Jack again. Serious problems that one.

She’s absolutely vile, that one. She’s like Stewart Lee’s impression of Richard Hammond

 

[Begborrowsteal]

What a grunk. The state of this eejit!

Also, Jack - you can do a prepaid NHS cert online. No paperwork filling necessary.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

I filled in the prepayment application whilst waiting in line at the hospital pharmacy. By the time the two people in front of me had handed in their prescriptions and confirmed that they do not pay for theirs, I had the confirmation on my phone to show them.

It takes longer to order and checkout something on Amazon.

 

[MavisBeacon]

I'm having pasta for tea. It is delicious (penne bolognese-ish)

 

[stunrw]

Must......not......take.......out.........of.......context

 

[DianeAbbotsMojito]

Shitting bleeping christ, when I left for work this morning I left you Fraus at page 18 of the previous thread.

Cannot be arsed to grunk that much, I'm exhausted. Has she gone full Private Pile yet?

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Know it was covered a lot in last thread but the fertility thing is my aneurysm (well there’s about 50 so todays one).
You can take medication and deal with the fact you shouldn’t try to conceive whilst taking it. You can shack up with someone and quickly decide (either together, or yourself) that you’re going to try to conceive. You can get frustrated that you haven’t conceived after about 3-4 months.
None of these could be described as a traumatic impact on fertility, and shouldn’t be accompanied by triggering language and breadcrumbing.
I know many people who’ve gone through so much with infertility and loss - years of invasive treatments, heartbreak and worry. To think Jack sees her experience as equivalent is horrible (and horribly unsurprising).

 

[MavisBeacon]

Shame Jack's busy with her "friends" tonight or she could drop in on this...

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Getting a PPC is probably about as much admin as ordering a sideboard... possibly less if you have to pick a day for delivery

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Oh and Jack had better not move north of the border to get free prescriptions - NHS Scotlands knackered as it is.

 

[Nurseali]

My God people. Do you want her to stop breathing.

 

[Satisfying Click]

Recap: Jack had a huge late-night strop, compounded by one of the most appalling tweets she has ever written. Tattle as always, there with the receipts.

Who knows what spurred this spiteful behaviour on the day that her Patreon numbers took a nosedive, and one of her exes was living her best life on a trip abroad

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Don't know if you've noticed squig but Jack isn't keen on advice.

She would prefer your cold hard cash.

 

[L3moning]

Jack if you’re reading (course you are) it’s me birthday weekend so keep the chaosing- my one birthday wish would be your final twitter flounce.. never gonna happen but I gotta ask..!

eta oooohhhh I’m an active member now… keep the gifts coming jackiwackiwoos

It's my birthday on Sunday!

I'll be 37