Tignam #7 Tigs thinks she's hot "look at me and all I've got" *except a wedding pic

[Fatface]

She’s bought tights in the hope that schools reopen and says “maybe I’m being too apprehensive but here’s hoping”. That’s not apprehensive Mel, that’s optimistic - don’t use big words if you don’t understand them!

 

[Thegoodlife]

Dear Seif your mother is the only present you need today you are truly lucky to have such an inKredible SuPpOrtIVe beautiful successful mother. Not to mention how cooooouuuul she is. Her teeth are like pearls from the ocean. I lost count of the amount of times I have mistaken her for Rosie Huntington whitely.(*tags RHW) Subsequently I hope you have a wonderful day. Lots of love. Mom **** sorry Brenda from Sligo.

 

[Jackjack38]

Please tell me we are not going to be treated to the MMB bargain basement version of these RHW images

Think she shares these pics and waits for the "Oh Melissa I thought that was you on the front of ELLE magazine" comment from Brenda from Sligo.

 

[Peonyrose]

Everything is a lot more shit when you’re older?!!! I had two friends die recently who were in their early forties. Growing older is a privilege you fucking moron. Get over yourself and your over sharing We all know its a hangover you have anyways. Pleb.

 

[NoMoreSpotlight]

She gets fuck all reactions on posts
Maybe 15/20/25 comments on posts

who the the pjama person here who can see how many sets of men’s have been sold

I’d say she has hounded the fella to put a pair on and he is having none of it

Stock checker reporting for duty.
I can confirm that the stock levels haven’t changed since yesterday.
No white ‘confessions of a skid mark’ sold yet.
Navy ‘in for an outpatients procedure’ still at 5 sold. (1 x xl, 1 x l, 3 x m)

 

[Hemse1]

Twigs Inkredible teeth they shine like the sun, can't stop texting U ok Son?

Twigs , layering and robes, teeth so white, U ok first bourne? My spelling is shite.

Edited to include a question mark. #grammer

 

[Aisleseat]

After hearing that we may be in Level 5 for another 9 weeks I have to thank ye all for the utter hilarity that is this thread today.

Between the poll, the moss coffin, brenda from sligo and Azhar as Carrickmines next top model, ye have all given me a great laugh so thank you

 

[quickbook]

That is really creepy asking complete strangers to show some love to a strangers teenage child. Plus she’s going to show him. Poor child

 

[Eimer O Reilly]

Just can’t get this image out of my head!

 

[Mac life]

One of her factories closed for a month , that would b china with chinese new year

 

[Carlyq92]

She used to annoy me, then I found her hilarious, but as this past miserable bastard of a year has dragged on I’ve felt more and more sorry for her. Yes she’s a vain, conceited, stuck up, lazy woman desperately trying to be a girl boss but she’s also clearly very lonely and is trying to give her life meaning with ‘stuff’. Her car might be more expensive than mine, I may not own €200 a bottle perfume, and I definitely don’t have a spare €500 right now to drop on a poxy beach bag, but I can safely say I’m happier than Swigs. I’d imagine the vast majority of us on here are.

 

[Livingthedream]

A regular thing. 2014

I'm sorry but she has thee ugliest feet EVER

On another note...... the whole "My 1st Born" every time she mentions her son...... I often wonder does the boyfriend call him "My 5th born"

 

[NoMoreSpotlight]

Tigs: panned out in the bed all day, texting the new born asking if he’s okK?!

 

[NoMoreSpotlight]

That is really creepy asking complete strangers to show some love to a strangers teenage child. Plus she’s going to show him. Poor child

Was just coming on to say the same, it's so strange to ask a load of middle aged women (mainly I'm guessing!) to "show some love" to her 13 year old son. 45k strangers essentially. She shouldn't even be sharing his presents and celebrations at his age, balloons for fuck sake, he'll be annihilated in school - I feel so sorry for him. Azhar would want to come out of his bedroom and call a halt to her gallop.

 

[Notgoingonlineagaintoday]

I’d say the child himself sent it

 

[AnnaBananaPie]

The count is in

We’ve been up all night, counting into the wee hours here at Ridiculous Tight Pyjamas HQ and here are the results

 

[Ratsout]

So she was able to soak in the bath this morning, scrub herself, do her tan, her makeup, blow dry her hair like that, go get a coffee but she's so stressed trying to meet deadlines when I've a deadline coming up, I barely have time to eat yet alone do all that

 

[AnnaBananaPie]

Pre Covid Her Saturday was usually very lonely too

- Azhar nowhere to be seen
-pancake mix from M&S mixed in her previously gifted 600€ Kitchen Aid mixer, fling a few strawbs on and pot of yogurt and juice from M&S obvs
- get dolled up
-pose in mirror
- off to dundrum
-coffee sitting on the ground at Butlers
-Hana pic on steps
- movie with kids
-food bits in M&S
-home
-wine pic “tired moma etc”
-homemade mash made at home with fork, cooked chicken from m&s
-or takeaway food from that coffee deli in carrick mines
-legs sprawled
-wine
-kids in bed
-netflix
-still no Azhar

it was a lonely Saturday preCovid too

I’ve watched this Saturday about 1000 times from her over the last few years

 

[Notgoingonlineagaintoday]

So first born is 13 and she buys him 13-14 and second born is 7 and she buys her 7-8 because she is small framed??? Am I missing something crucial here?
Oh and first borns friends all know he got new jocks, excellent parenting.

 

[AnnaBananaPie]

Having a vagina does not a business woman make

nor does it mean because I have one- I must Inherently think every other woman on the planet is a goddess and deserves my support loyalty etc


similar to a penis I suppose



lads I’ve lost it now
Lockdown has me , when is it over