THIS. The “rolley coasty” nonsense (and subsequent hashtag) is beyond obnoxious, but more than that, it’s probably going to end up frustrating J$.
They simultaneously treat him like he’s an infant who requires 20 hours of sleep and his parents to hand-feed him, and like they want him to grow up already so they can skip all the things they don’t want to do with him: namely potty training and taking him to age-appropriate attractions. He’s going to grow up resenting his egg and sperm donors’ absolute dogshit parenting skills at this rate, especially if the channel is still up so he can see how they routinely disrespect him.
I was just going to say the same thing!
They are absolute walking, talking contradictions.
---They take everything but the kitchen sink to placate him after his "first shot" but want him to excitedly ride the "brown rolley coasty" - something he (or they) can't even properly pronounce and he appears terrified to do.
---Stanny Lyn is there to
educate J. "He'S jUsT LoVinG iT!" with her fine ESL teaching skills, jewelry-making abilities, and prior experience as an "IT Writer" at USF.... except when she's driving her employer to Disney Springs to buy her
other employer a birthday gift, riding water slides on a cruise with her employer, dragging her employer's bags, hats, merch, etc. around a theme park, or sitting on bean bag cushions at Peppa Pig.
---They don't do indoor dining because of COVID... except when it's multiple cruises, Galactic Starcruiser, and #hosted Villains Lair. And don't give us the line about eVeRyOne is TeSTed bEFoReHanD, Trackers. Because Charmaine tested positive on the cruise, and no one is tested prior to going on the Starcruiser or #hosted Villains Lair.
---They are wearing masks to protect J... except when they don't... or when they've traipsed him around the park maskless since the parks opened back up in the summer of 2020, and now that they've
both had COVID (#faintlines) AND
both are vaccinated AND he's ALSO vaccinated, they STILL make him wear a mask on the monorail or when standing with his two little new (maskless) friends.
I mean, seriously.
Fuck you, Trackers.