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KiKiGee

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dario ginevra

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I have been thinking of posting this comment from a long time, and I have always decided against it because I don't want to sound rude, but since it's a thought that came to me every time I watch one of your videos, now I'm doing it. I really enjoy most of your videos or I wouldn't watch them, but it has been a VERY long time since we have seen some work done (structural/restoration tipe, not cleaning) at the chateau. In 2022 apart for the garden behind the chapel nothing happened. The grand salon, Nati's apartment, the china pantry, the chapel restoration, your office, the wallpaper in the pink bathroom, the pavement of the backyard terrace...It's supposed to be a huge renovation site, full of weekly updates, but all it seems to have been forgotten; no footage, no news, only travels, parties and small(ish) cleaning jobs. And every time I think to where the HUGE amount of money that the chateau receives every month, and that it's suppose to be used ONLY on renovation works is going; because I can't understand. Every chateau channel shows projects starting and finishing, but at the Chateau the Lalande with a budget incomparable to theirs nothing seems to ever be finished.
 
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PixiesPaw

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Another common sense suggestion captured before those lacking in common sense delete.

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I think I have come to enjoy the free-for-all of the YT comments more than watching the boring vlogs.
 
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Le Baiseur

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@Le Baiseur - Just checking in with you. How are you doing?
Sending you virtual hugs!
I've been lurking... it's been difficult but each day gets a bit easier. My appetite is slowly coming back (a bad thing) and I'm starting to allow myself to enjoy things again. I'll probably resurface tomorrow; there's so much I've wanted to day! Thank you for thinking about me, it means a lot.šŸ¤—
 
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Trengilly

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Ok, so Tartlets, I watched the flog and caught up with your comments.

That flog was a total own goal.

Big development with the heating which Tartlets are overlooking. Stephanie has brought in a wood burning contractor to try and do a temporary fix and quash dissent with the patrons. I take umbrage with you SJ; you said overhauling the existing heating system, not remedy it with two wood burners. Again, she is seemingly using Nathan, an Englishman, undoubtedly Stephanie will claim there simply aren't tradesman available in the area - I call BS. We proved that wrong with my 2mins google search last month. This is a direct response to the growing frustration not only here, but with the vocal patrons and YT commenters. She knows she's pressed to the wall right now with unfulfilled promises.

Another development, which Tartlets are discussing, is Stephanie and Phyllis's confusion of what is a GAG gift and what was a purchase. Remember each gift they receive is met with such false praise and exaggerated excitement - we now learn that in fact they cannot actually decipher what was bought or gifted, probably because they receive too much tat of negligible significance. If this isn't a wake up call I don't know what is. Such an own goal - hate football references, because I'm an effeminate raging homosexual, but you get my point - much like Phyllis (I recognise a bottom when I see one). Anyway, I'm enjoying some of the commenters on the YT flog expressing dissatisfaction.

Whoever, it is deleting the comments, I suspect Phyllis, is now aware that the unrest is growing significantly and they should be feeling red hot panicked, that ear burning sensation lol. I think SJ is editing her flogs as of late in such a way, to suggest that Phyllis is quite domineering, a law unto himself, resists challenge. Is she setting him up to be the fall guy when she has to do her inevitable Metherdick apology video about the patreon misspending? "Phyllis was paid to monitor the comments section so I was unaware of all your unrest and concern." I think she is manufacturing this bubble of ignorance quite deliberately as a strategy to defend herself from critique down the line. I expect her to claim manipulation and control was Phyllis's way of operating. "He wanted me to spend the money on this and that and made me feel guilty when I resisted" etc.

I must also point out - how on earth do Amaury and Bullying Natalie Oliveto feel serving Phyllis at the high table? I would be mortified. In fact I'd be petty and launch that specially made mousse down his front just to humiliate him. What a greased wire haired piglet Phyllis has become?!
 
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Jules100

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How can Stephanie pretend to not know where an item came from? She really seems to remember everything in regards to her things. Feels like a bit of cover incase someone recognizes a special Chateau Unwrapped gift in the new shop. ā€œOh that was purchased by my father about 2 months and 11 days before we moved to the chateau.ā€ ā€œOh I bought that on Christmas Eve in London when I was 26, it was just starting to sprinkle a light dusting of snow, it was so magical.ā€

edit: Just realized, I can also walk through my house & tell you where everything came from. šŸ˜³
 
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Did you get the message THEY ARE NOT SELLING ANY GiFTS. They canā€™t remember exactly which were gifts but they are definitely not selling any.
 
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Clara Burnett

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Stephanie selling the pink rose Valentine's set - after a single use. šŸ¤”

No point in buying it in the first place, since she had some red Spode...
Seeing all the porcelain at once, I can't help to think about the waste, all the waste! šŸ˜µšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø
And here she has done it yet again: Stephanie Jarvis showing the world why she needs the smoke and mirror scheme in place, always and forever. The extravagant amount of china shown in the vlog, and I can vouch for this personally because on my last visit to her HMN I have been up to her Narnia, is only half of what she "owns" and it's not just gifted stuff that she has been leaving out but utterly expensive sets that her lapdog has purchased for her, but is never used, because it has been tucked away. It also makes it clear for all to see how this couple views charity: it allows them to buy stuff cheap at Emmaus and instead of returning it there when done using it, they sell it for (not so much) hard needed cash.
I find that revolting and am totally disgusted by the both of them. I wouldn't mind at all being left alone in that fancy "shop" of theirs and smash the lot to smithereens. Anger does not even begin to cut it.
And then she has the audacity to ask her viewers what was a gift, because her lap-squirrel is hell bend on not selling those, yeah right. I hope the crochet grannies by now realize where their kraft projects have gone. One hint: they doubled the size of their garbage containers, and not just for getting rid of the packaging (because they keep the cardboard for heating in winter).
 
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hello All from the bourgogne Omg the weather is terrible..There was so much to do first, i didnt catch up with the lateste vlogs..Also the internet isnt very well here..that was no surprise...we are spolied at home....lots of love from France..
 
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KiKiGee

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PeterPaul1577

46 seconds ago
Give it all to Emmaus!

Fran George

17 seconds ago
Suggestions don't shop or buy anymore porcelain until your china pantry is done.

Fran J.

1 minute ago
Is the china pantry no longer happening? I am just wondering because you are selling some of it.

Jill Quillen

1 minute ago
Unload. The amount of stuff the chateau has is obscene not to mention the number of gifts received on a monthly basis. It stresses me out. Please stop encouraging you all receiving gifts.

Chuck T

1 minute ago
In the pile for the charity shop is a crystal glass that matches the set that Davey brought from his parents. The cristal d'arques " Longchamp" ones.

Suzanne Gagne

7 minutes ago
So everything we sent her who has loads of money if you didnā€™t know it will sell the stuff for more money. I feel like I have been taken for a fool.

Maura Lyons
8 minutes ago
Its obscene the amount of china you have, absolutely shocking

Patti Earehart

20 minutes ago
What has happened to the China room?
 
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KiKiGee

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Tierney

8 minutes ago
I hear that you have announced the dates for the Patron open days in September. Are you going to invite people like me: a previous long term high tier Patron who was promised an open day, but due to the pandemic it could not take place, so I missed out? Just wondering.
 
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Clara Burnett

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Got strong vibes that Snorty wished he was in the wedding party & running off with them together on their honeymoon & back to Brazil. Sitting beside the happy couple at dinner Snorty looked more in his natural habitat than when he's sitting beside his mummy Stephanme.
Hear hear. The rumor I just heard is that the guy with the glasses really liked Snorts and made a pass at him. Wedding day, my ass. Smoke and mirrors rule that place as they never did before.
 
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elizabethrex

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Been a while since i checked in here and im happy to see we are all pulling together still in community spirit.
Stephanie, the best beard known to man, will never relinquish Pheelip, as she gets to pretend she is Elizabeth II every time she calls him. He gets to pretend heā€™s straight. They are both asexual and will die together in the chateau, best friends to the end.
Stephanie also gets to pretend she has a boyfriend to her exes, so she can seem attractive to the opposite sex somehow.
Her recent vlog which featured the repeated song lyrics ā€œit should have been youā€, straight after Nic was mentioned said a lot. She also used lyrics to ask Tattlers to stop bullying her over a year ago which I pointed out before.
Quaint Irene (Hanni) is so sweet but desperately in love with Stephanie, and for her own sake should stay away and get over it.
Saying ā€œwas this a gift, or was it from Emmaus?ā€ is so insulting to the dowager Yank who sent Grammas best plate.
The Patreons have been told clearly they must pee in a portaloo, no Downstairs Loo with hand scrub for this rabble.
They will also be housed in a marquee in case of rain. Way to put people off so nobody turns up and you donā€™t have to organise anything, kudos Steph.
If there was even one neurotypical person in the chateau they might get things done, but the Ians have all left and we just have the eclectic misfits walking into walls, scratching their heads and wondering where to play next.
Have to admire the balls of SJ not having published any accounts still. I would be sweating at night.
Speaking of sweating at night, at least Pheelip is a big strong man who can take care of Steph when her perimenopausal anxiety hits, it is no joke and I think her current lifestyle of 1 hour socialising with guests per week suits her perfectly, keep the money rolling in, plan the next hol with Tess and Baby doll, see where life leads you. Fair play.
Speaking of Dublinisms, where is MojoDublin these days?
 
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ComtesseRose

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I see a lot of anti-Philip sentiments going on... Let me pour gasoline on that fire.
Reposting for all the newbies...

 
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Kalessi

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A little Kalessi introduction if I may. I feel like I know all of you, been watching from afar. Got caught up in Stephanieā€™s world during the pandemic. I was up to my neck working in the medical field and with what little time I had off I wanted to escapeā€¦enter CD. Boring story shortened, I was a patron who woke up one day that this was a scam. Stumbled onto tattle while searching to see if there were others like me and now here I am. If I can offer my dragons to burn anything, just let me know. Always willing to help where Lalande is concerned. And, by the way, I never received my fricken post card either!!!
 
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Clara Burnett

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Perhaps mean girl Fanny is having Snorts ā€œdig his own graveā€ by indulging his shop folly.
There is absolutely no reason to start this sentence with perhaps :)

Why doesn't Fanny show the room that is stuffed with a backlog of 6 months of unopened gifts?
Because it does not exist. There's no stuffed room because there is no backlog. All gifts are opened instantly on arrival, sorted in what is usable in that weeks gift grab show and the rest is thrown out. The backlog story is smoke and mirrors to give people who's gifts were not to Stephanie Jarvis liking the idea that maybe one day their turn will come. Daring the charlataine to show us the room that is stuffed with a backlog of 6 months of unopened gifts, will only force her to create one, which in itself is not a bad idea because it will keep her out of bed.
 
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James Vane

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She could have made this chateau a luxury boutique place for the area if she just would have gotten the renovations done! I would totally have run it like a botique hotel and run it like a proper business! One day you could sell it as such or keep it going! Nothing that is being done is going to generate more income and so when the well runs dry, and I think it will, she will still have this amazing building that looks a mess! Where in the world is all that money?

Also, I canā€˜t deal with how they do construction on top of rubble! Why donā€™t things get cleaned out before building on top of it? That dirt and bird guano is still there and contaminated and can cause illness but if not, its just gross! Iā€™d love to have seen those old servants quarters at least sealed off so birds can no longer get inside and then thouroughly cleaned! Every time someone goes in there you can hear their shoes crunching on the guano! Itā€™s completely disgusting! I mean, sheā€™s had time and staff to tackle big projects like this many times over! I donā€™t get it and I donā€™t understand why Potts and Nick donā€™t provide some structure/instructions/guidance for her! I would and I would say, ā€œAt this point, Stephanie, we have to tackle these problems or Iā€™m selling my share now!ā€ It wonā€™t be worth a darn - ever- at this rate so they might as well get out now and move on with their lives! If she does heed that type of guidance/help then it could be worth something later and their shares might return a profit! Right now, there is nothing but trouble and weirdness in it for them and their respective families!

I watch several of the other chateau shows and most of them not only know how to tackle and COMPLETE a project but they also know how to film it and present it! They have run circles around her and will be turning bigger profit margins very soon and their purchase and/or condition of properties were way behind her when they started! I just donā€™t get what is going on at CDLL! Like, what is the end goal? What if all those MANY UNFINISHED and UNTOUCHED projects did get completed, then what? Just live there on gullible peoples money and party and get drunk?

Okay, and about the decorating - UGH! I know not everyone has an eye for good decor or how to decorate and in a place like that, in the past, when it was all being done, I understand it was being done on a tight budget! Kudos to her for what she did accomplish on a shoestring! However, itā€™s pretty bad and needs a lot of changing/updating! I know this is a matter of opinion so you can have yours and I can have mine. I hate that chinoiserie red dining room! It does not go with the rest of the chateau! I understand fully that it is a sign of wealth to use that style but only when itā€™s used correctly! All the rooms should somewhat flow in color and style throughout each room! That dining room is a total shocker when you move from the lighter/brighter and even, in some cases, pastels to that murder scene of a formal dining room! Redoing that room in a lighter, more elegant style would do wonders for the whole chateau! Also, while Iā€™m finally getting it all out - why would you not put a french countryside mural in the entrance hall rather than a tropical one? Such a missed, gorgeous, and elegant opportunity! I donā€™t get the tropical mural in that French countryside chateau at all! She really needs to hire an interior designer - especially since she will be spending a lot of other peopleā€™s money on it all!

I could go on-and-on. I guess Iā€™ve kept it all inside for so long, trying got be patient and give time for things to develop and projects to get done but now we are just being entertained with stupid stuff that has no value! And why is that black nailed dude selling off all her stuff? Why is she going along with him running the show now? And what is the sweet girls name who is doing the cooking now? Why was her opinion on the platters overruled and not even considered? Stephanie wanted to keep them as well but nope! Black Nails had to have his demanding way! Unreal! Canā€™t stand people like that!

Dang I have a lot pint up! Why have I kept watching for so long? I have to stop gut itā€™s such a train wreck and thereā€™s a part of me that was so invested that when each new episode came out I thought, maybe this will be the one where she gets back on track! Noā€¦noā€¦noā€¦noā€¦
 
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