MadameFoner
Chatty Member
I have it on good authority that SC was interrupted having sex with one of the guys from boy band 911. He also likes coke blown up his arse with a Bic biro....I kid you not!
When I first read that I thought you meant he looks like a felt tip!!Another wrote: "Simon looks like a Sharpei."
The same BBC who tried their darndest to bury every allegation against Savile and protected him for decades?If there is anything dodgy about Cowell, itv will bury it and bury it good. They're not held to the same standards as BBC are they?
This has to be the next thread titleI go for long periods of my life forgetting all about Simon then whenever this thread pops up I think he’s died. Then I forget again until the next time.
Simon Cowell… still not dead
He doesn't want people to see the heels on his shoes so people don't realise just how big they are to add extra height.Imagine the conversation with the tailor:
tailor: I’ll just pin around the hem, sir
Cowell: no no leave them like that
tailor: but sir, they’re pooling on the floor in a puddle around your feet
Cowell: yes, that’s the way I like them
Many people with HIV aren’t actually ill these days as when detected drugs can control the disease.Would have thought he has aids.