Simon Cowell

[Restless Native]

I think he's more likely to have COPD/ emphysema

 

[Restless Native]

He looks like he’s been photoshopped in.

Weekend at Bernies. Stick a pair of sunglasses on him

 

[Prince fan 1999]

He looks ok here.If he had a terminal illness there's no way he'd be doing BGT surely?.

Really? I think he looks terrible.

 

[Chocolatelover123]

He’s had another serious crash on his E Bike

https://www.archive.is/oldest/https...spital-following-terrifying-e-bike-crash.html

Just came her to post this, I do find it a bit odd that after the first one he wouldn’t wear a helmet but has thought to put a mask on. This accident seems a bit odd that I can’t help but think it’s covering something else that means he needs some time off BGT auditions

 

[GalaxyGirl70]

I can imagine that all sorts of weird stories will come out about him once he's passed away........ which won't be long by the look of him. He lives the strangest existence. I'll never forget those bizarre days after their son was born and they were on a beach somewhere........... Lauren looked exhausted and uncomfortable beyond words, and I remember thinking that he seemed the most thoughtless arse imaginable. She seems to have little say in her own life and I wonder what she gets from it all other than her photo in the DM ......................

 

[gigi17]

I’ve always wondered if there isn’t an illness but he’s trying to lay low for other reasons. I noticed once max clifford was arrested that seemed to bring about the change in him and he started to become withdrawn from the public eye. He never said a single word about MC from arrest to sentencing and then his death, no statements whatsoever about someone he knew very well. It felt like he was trying to disappear in hope he wouldn’t be the next up for any historical accusations. Trying to be really careful with how I word anything. Could be completely coincidental though but the change in him seems to have aligned with the “me too” timeline

 

[spudonspeed]

He looks gravely ill and attempting to conceal it with more work to his poor face the result is just weird.

 

[dorydaryl]

He does look very ill, despite the veneered, Teflon smile (which isn't really 'his', anyway, considering the dental 'improvements'). No lifer smoker has teef like that. Anyway, for his son's sake, hoping he's not as ill as he looks. COPD is a bastard and I'll bet my last fiver he has something 'of that ilk', given his smoking history. My mum has it and it's changed her from being a pocket rocket to a rusting, struggling submarine .

 

[Badirene]

This one equally amused and terrified me.

He looks like this dog that stole some dentures.

 

[lilyannrose]

I still can't get my head around the whole thing with Lucy Spraggan. Overnight he has become a surrogat dad to her, paying for shit and giving her away at a wedding, it is fucking bizarre.

He must be terrified she'll talk if he doesn't keep her happy? I don't blame her for going after what she can get after what happened to her but personally I'd want to be far away from the man who was running the well-oiled machine that got her to keep quiet after that awful event.

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

He’s writing kids books now? A SEVEN book deal. what. these publishing houses are wasting money on constant celeb book deals and ignoring actual creative writers. ew

And he’s not even writing it. They’ve used a service where writers upload their own stuff in the hope of being spotted. He’s put his name to it but that’s his only involvement but he gets all the credit and the cash. Bastard

 

[susan1375]

my Mum’s face went like that when she had a brain tumour.

 

[soph30]

I think part of it’s the Botox combined with obsessive weight loss and perfectionism almost edging on an eating disorder. But no he doesn’t look well

 

[Ennui]

His teeth look ridiculous.

Like he's been out grave robbing and nicked them from a dead horse.

 

[Badirene]

Paul McKenna is his boyfriend. Has been for ages.

Look into my eyes, not around and now you're under

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

Why hasn't he had the trousers taken up? Honestly he looks like he is wearing an older brother's school uniform on the first day of school

 

[Badirene]

Cynical me is wondering if he's getting his affairs in order to protect himself financially from something coming out. Lucy Spraggan went public but how many have not and are rethinking how they were treated by the team on his shows.

 

[Tabitha D]

Well he’s not exactly a good advert for that face mask, is he?
And the Mail says the face mask “is said to explain his current shining glow”.
They have to be taking the piss, surely. The man barely looks alive, it is about as far from a “shining glow” as you can get.

 

[GalaxyGirl70]

I don't think he looks well, but he hasn't since his "weight loss diet" that he supposedly went on. He's never been right since the episode of falling down the stairs.

But we'll never know the truth, this man's entire existence is based on smoke and mirrors.

 

[Maniac2003]

Could be asset protection if there are lawsuits incoming