Why hasn't he had the trousers taken up? Honestly he looks like he is wearing an older brother's school uniform on the first day of school
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Imagine the conversation with the tailor:
tailor: I’ll just pin around the hem, sir
Cowell: no no leave them like that
tailor: but sir, they’re pooling on the floor in a puddle around your feet
Cowell: yes, that’s the way I like them
He doesn't want people to see the heels on his shoes so people don't realise just how big they are to add extra height.
Read today that Amanda Holden’s husband is now his manager.
He looks dead behind the eyes
Geezus the bleeping state of it.
I've said this before but he had the face shape to age in quite a distinguished way without the Botox! He's obvs been unwell and lost a lot of weight in his face
What happened to the wedding that was talked about earlier in the year? I'm never sure how Lauren can stand there smiling at his side when she's left a child on the other side of the Atlantic - for a guy who won't marry her. Go figure.
I just think of "Weekend at Bernie's" whenever I see him now. He looks like a corpse 
Kept alive by blood transfusions from nubile failed X Factor entrants.I just think of "Weekend at Bernie's" whenever I see him now. He looks like a corpse
Did he say recently he might never appear on tv again?
Hopefully the next time we see him it’s on court TV.
I’ve just binged this whole thread, what a wild ride!!
My two pennorth- the odd body shape, wasted legs, comfy clothes, corset, even the appearance of being on heavy medication could all be resultant of a spinal injury when he broke his back. The wrist splint and facial drooping could both be due to a stroke- maybe that’s why he keeps falling off his bike. I think he has too much dirt on, and connection to, other celebrities for real scandals to come out.
My two pennorth- the odd body shape, wasted legs, comfy clothes, corset, even the appearance of being on heavy medication could all be resultant of a spinal injury when he broke his back. The wrist splint and facial drooping could both be due to a stroke- maybe that’s why he keeps falling off his bike. I think he has too much dirt on, and connection to, other celebrities for real scandals to come out.
He’s out looking strange again:
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Still keeping his mouth tightly shut. Hmmm.
He's probably afraid he'll be accused with causing road accidents when he dazzles oncoming motorists with the glare off his Teef.
His eyes are falling off his face, I don’t understand it
Anyone else think he could have Parkinson’s?his face has looked a bit mask-like over previous years and it would explain the falling over
I can see why he wouldn’t want to publicise having what is thought of as an “older persons” disease when he’s spent so much time and money looking younger and looking like the big man in music
Would have thought he has aids.
his face has looked a bit mask-like over previous years and it would explain the falling over
I can see why he wouldn’t want to publicise having what is thought of as an “older persons” disease when he’s spent so much time and money looking younger and looking like the big man in music