Dear Old Dear,
I’m so happy to have a penpal my heart is bursting almost as much as my lips. I can completely understand how lonely you must feel being confined to a room in a nursing home without any visitors and fearful of the threat of this virus, it reminds me of the time I posted a photo and barely anyone liked it. Luckily for me I can buy a thousand likes to boost my self esteem and make fears of the virus vanish into thin air much like my dignity, self respect and honesty. You might have heard of me, I am a well known celebrity with many shoots and publications under my belt but the most notable one would have to my tattle threads. Here jealous freaks gather to debunk all the lies I tell, they are sad women probably all a size 10 and above. Miserable fat cows unlike me a slinky minx well known for being better looking than all them other tramps. They have the cheek to assume my character based on a shitload of evidence freely available on the internet that I myself posted once upon a time but who cares about that we are all allowed make mistakes and let me tell you dear Penpal the biggest mistake any man can make is thinking he can dump me and walk away. I never let any fella go, I hound them night and day frightening the bejesus out of them and making sure that they will never forget about me. I am so stunning that I’m jealous of myself at times. Well I’ll leave it at that for now as I’m exhausted from promoting myself online. It’s hard work asking for freebies it requires a certain level of commitment something i have by the bucketload as I said already once a man commits to me he is mine forever no matter how many restraining orders he threatens me with. Lots of love, Shan x