Jade Mitzi
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50 Shades of not actually Grey
Whoever coined this phrase, please take another bowShe’s at the barbers now though. She’s either exhausted all possible freebies and every other hairdresser in the south east is refusing to see her or or she’s getting a skinhead.
What they hate is that is women grouped together and we are not "being kind" or supportive. We are being critical. We are annoyed and fed up by stupid influencers. And yes some of us are bitchy. But there's very little bullying on tattle. Nothing like there is on twitter. It's a tiny corner of the internet where women talk! Most of the time, we are just chatting sh*t and chewing the fat. There's no law against that.Once again, in a world where 4chan exists, all manner of depraved porn, Qanon, all that, journalists are focusing on a site frequented by women as the worst available on the world wide web
Such a prick. This is what I mean, he’s not even funny. It wasn’t funny the first 50 times either. And a man, mocking the idea of “omg, women enjoying themselves“ is just punching down basically.
No one gives a fuck. Can’t see it as it’s on the back of your head and is just a fucking bun not some elaborate bridesmaid up-do.The question is: should I sleep in it….?
I've got one! Secretly hates Chanel no.5 and decants Katy Perry's Killer Queen into all her Malles, Serge Lutens, etcIf we're going to do this, shouldn't we at least make the lies interesting? Other than the waterboarding, may I suggest
- has all her house furniture made 25% larger so she can appear extra teeny weeny
- secretly wants frosted lipstick to make a comeback, also secretly loves crisps from Harrods
- attended stage school for 5 years, but the H&S ads are still the limit of her ability
People in regular jobs, no matter what their role, are subject to performance reviews. Influencers seem not to to be able to accept that their viewers or followers might have some opinions on their output/content.That is so not on. Jesus Christ, when will those filthy little beefy-faced plebs learn that they are not supposed to have opinions about influencers outside the range of favourable to adoring; and that if they DO have the temerity to have such an unwarranted take, that they need keep it to themselves? FFS. #bekind
Am I being dim? Why wouldn't any bun survive those things she cites? If she said she had done a marathon and several maintenance shags then I would be impressed. But sitting on her backside for a few hours? Even to, gasp, North London and back?Has the Vatican been notified?
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I guess the book nerd/sexy librarian/Granny Clampett cosplay was specially for her author event
She does but it's an invite only WhatsApp group. Created by one Sali Hughes*I'd also like to pose the question: why does Lisa Eldridge not have a thread where people go to bitch about her?