I can’t comprehend the latest instalment of California photos...the necessity to drag two small children to Cali for “content”...the reel at the airport {who LITERALLY has time to to take a toddler and a baby on that trip and spend the time filming them?the regurgitation of Groundhog Day photos at the same location in the same clothing from three years ago...The fucking straw hat at the airport....
So I’m channeling my
@Skewbedu and as this song popped into my head tonight thought I’d revise the lyrics for Grabby and Co. #alllllllllllltheOCvibes
California (theme to the OC)
She’s been on the run
Dreaming of #sun
Looking after number one
California here she comes
Like back when she was an InstaHun
Out come Benpecked’s guns
Their luggage weighs a ton
A circus at Terminal 1
California there they come
Isolating don’t you know
Vaccinepassports on the go
Nothings going to stop her now
California here they come
But this time she’s a Mummmm(ma)
FrahFrah tantrumming on the floor
Waffys face looks pale and sore
But think of all the ‘gram pics in store
California here she comes
Californiaaaaaa
Californiaaaaaa
Here she comessssssss
Californiaaaaaaa
Californiaaaaaaaaaa (repeat till fade)
....I won’t give up the day job any time soon