RVKloves #36 She's got 99 coats but her daughter's got none

[Libbie]

Fantastic, so we’ve just got heart hands, vitaminsea, gelato, pastel walls, palm trees, s’mores on the beach, this guy {that guy}, these two, so much love, Target, Trader Joe’s, farmers markets, pink doors and alll the other tit that she’ll no doubt photograph whilst she’s ‘soaking it alllll up’!

 

[Rocky16a]

She always says that it was planned months ago and they never thought they’d make it

 

[Treacle]

Would that mean she paid for her daughters own seat on the plane?! Wow

 

[Rocky16a]

I really haven’t the energy for the glut of incoming life on repeat pics

 

[Madamelurker123]

One word: VAPID

 

[Sw4]

'Soaking it all up' while doing the food shop for their return.

Edited to add: god she is just SUCH a head isn't she!!!!!!!

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

How embarrassingly predictable #ohdreamylifeonrepeat

 

[Meringue22]

Shes so tone deaf. The majority of us feel like we’re on day 15373848 of January and struggling to get through. Not Grabby though. Oh no. Grabby can’t put up and shut up like the rest of us!

 

[WhittlingIhopMonkey]

Fantastic, so we’ve just got heart hands, vitaminsea, gelato, pastel walls, palm trees, s’mores on the beach, this guy {that guy}, these two, so much love, Target, Trader Joe’s, farmers markets, pink doors and alll the other tit that she’ll no doubt photograph whilst she’s ‘soaking it alllll up’!

Recreating photos she took as a 2some last time as a 4some this time with some tit about how they made her a mama/she couldn't have imagined the last time she stood here that..../her heart is bursting/"oh motherhood"...etc.

Smug as duck breastfeeding shots sitting criss cross on the beach watching the sunset.

Raffy being a peach on the plane.

Little grey fold up buckets (bonus points if she adds the affiliate links for the millionth time)

Even though her kids have been to the sea/sand a million times somehow those won't count and she will call some random day their "first proper" beach day/swim.

Bragging about getting steps in with 2 kids awkwardly strapped to her hunchback.

Anything about something "becoming their routine"

 

[Libbie]

Recreating photos she took as a 2some last time as a 4some this time with some tit about how they made her a mama/she couldn't have imagined the last time she stood her.../her heart is bursting/"oh motherhood"...etc. Smug as duck breastfeeding shots sitting criss cross on the beach watching the sunset.

Raffy being a peach on the plane.

Little grey fold up buckets (bonus points if she adds the affiliate links for the millionth time)

Even though her kids have been to the sea/sand a million times somehow those won't count and she will call some random day their "first proper" beach day/swim.

Bragging about getting steps in with 2 kids awkwardly strapped to her hunchback.

Anything about something "becoming their routine"

Excellent, alllll in the name of ‘Tradition’!!!

 

[Skewbedu]

if you are going to make your poor child do this, please clean her manky nail first.

 

[WhittlingIhopMonkey]

Excellent, alllll in the name of ‘Tradition’!!!

TRrAdDDdITtIiiiiioNzZzZ!

 

[Clare]

Who in their right mind would schlep 13 hours on a plane with two not under two and call it a holiday? If it’s sand and sunshine she’s after, Spain would do right now but that doesn’t keep up with the asfetic tRadITIoN

 

[Meringue22]

View attachment 1012961if you are going to make your poor child do this, please clean her manky nail first.

Is the doll twinning with poor Freya with the hair?

 

[Trickywoo]

Here we go! She’s ‘soaking it up’

duck duck duck offfff Grabecca. We really aren't interested. You self centred spoilt little brat. Really glad your followers are saying so long farewell. Definitely not missing your allllready ! For various reasons. It's a tricky one isn't it ?

 

[RosiePosy]

She isolated after Xmas? Did she feck, she was never in before she went away. Who in their right mind takes a baby who has been hospitalised with breathing issues on a trip like that when cases are higher than they were at the beginning. Spoilt brat.

 

[InstaLurker7]

It has to be somewhere hot and a repeat - Oz is off the cards so itll be the US. Didn't she go to Palm Springs this time of year before when pregnant with Chopsy?

Shed never go anywhere as uncouth as the canaries and she's recently enough repeated port soller for the millionth time.

Update - i checked her highlights, almost 3 years to the day since we went to "SoCal". her highlights reads as an almost comical run down of her gloatiest, cuntiest brags.

"Balmy evening in SoCal" , "getting away from dreary Britain, I'm in heaven", being a total tight arse taking pictures of produce she won't buy, heart hands at the Hollywood sign, "this guy"

All her cunty greatest hits. She's definitely in the US.

You called it!!!!!!

 

[Sw4]

View attachment 1012961if you are going to make your poor child do this, please clean her manky nail first.

Eww that's disgusting, also why does the area around the nail look so red raw?

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

She isolated after Xmas? Did she feck, she was never in before she went away. Who in their right mind takes a baby who has been hospitalised with breathing issues on a trip like that when cases are higher than they were at the beginning. Spoilt brat.

I bet she was shitting herself when Wafly wasn’t recovering from Bronchiolitis, she was ‘not ok right now’

 

[Faceymcfacey]

I'm so impressed with those that called it. We should start guessing for every month of the year and the winner gets a prize, this the kind of fantasy football league I could get behind, Cunty Content Curation league...but we're basically doing her job for her. And also, the Pacific in Jan with tiny little ones what an absolute knob.