DoreenYadeley
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I asked Ploppy on Insta what exactly she was taking a few days off from... and she deleted my comment 
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DoreenYadeley
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'THE PLOPPY' : A COCKTAIL RECIPE
Oh Heyyyy! We’re back with a cheeky lil cocktail post today!!! One that really does take too minutes, tastes amazing and is soooper easy to throw together. If you're really lazy you could just get your boyfriend to make it four you! If you’re already into guzzling down my excremental blog posts then I think you’ll love this. All ingreedyents are one’s we usually have lyeing around the house, which means it’s perfect for any occashun including staying inside allll week wearing allll the jumpers! Fingers crossed we just need some more cloudy weather now!
Take a handful of ice, a handful of freshly squeezed narcisscism, two-shots of carelessness, one shot of social awkwardness, a generous dash of insecurity and a big ol’ handul of illiteracy, and a dash of laziness and then blitz together until you're all ready. Wet the rim of your glass and then cover with a light dusting of desperation before puring in your drink. VOILA! As you can tell this is a bit of a fucking lazy recipe, and you may like to drink it whilst wearing a lil sweater or tonnes of seasonally innapropriate layers like me!!!!
Down it and bask in your own irrelevancy.
Oh Heyyyy! We’re back with a cheeky lil cocktail post today!!! One that really does take too minutes, tastes amazing and is soooper easy to throw together. If you're really lazy you could just get your boyfriend to make it four you! If you’re already into guzzling down my excremental blog posts then I think you’ll love this. All ingreedyents are one’s we usually have lyeing around the house, which means it’s perfect for any occashun including staying inside allll week wearing allll the jumpers! Fingers crossed we just need some more cloudy weather now!
Take a handful of ice, a handful of freshly squeezed narcisscism, two-shots of carelessness, one shot of social awkwardness, a generous dash of insecurity and a big ol’ handul of illiteracy, and a dash of laziness and then blitz together until you're all ready. Wet the rim of your glass and then cover with a light dusting of desperation before puring in your drink. VOILA! As you can tell this is a bit of a fucking lazy recipe, and you may like to drink it whilst wearing a lil sweater or tonnes of seasonally innapropriate layers like me!!!!
Down it and bask in your own irrelevancy.
Wowwwwwwwww
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I’m more concerned for Zoe’s extensions......She's in Marseilles, France, what is she actually wearing when the temperatures are in their 20's. Bloody hell woman, get rid of some clothing
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Youtubegossip
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Alightened
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Bloody hell, she looks like the bag lady on Home AloneWTAF is she wearing???!!!!! A long cardigan underneath a denim jacket? OH MY GOD!!!
blurstoftimes
VIP Member
'curating the space' OH DO FUCK OFF POPPY
AfroCircus
Chatty Member
God that’s a bad photo. I don’t understand Alfie, he’s got most of the features I find attractive in men (wavy dark hair, bit of a beard, glasses) but something about the way he carries himself makes him borderline repulsive to me. I think it’s the posing.
thenomad
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Are we absolutely sure that Poppy went to uni? What did she major in and how did she even pass any of her courses?
Did Amanda drop Alfie and Poppy on the head when they were toddlers? Did they eat lead paint? I don’t get how their father Nick who went to Oxford ended up with two children who cannot for the life of them grasp the English language. Grammar, syntax, and their extremely limited vocabulary... It’s just dire all around.
Did Amanda drop Alfie and Poppy on the head when they were toddlers? Did they eat lead paint? I don’t get how their father Nick who went to Oxford ended up with two children who cannot for the life of them grasp the English language. Grammar, syntax, and their extremely limited vocabulary... It’s just dire all around.
spaniel_2018
Member
So frustrating that a young person who can't even spell or grammar check a crap blog, spends her days eating avocado on toast and photographing it can afford a house. I'll just be over here in a corner crying at the fact I'm nearly 40 and have worked hard on a career and still can't afford to buy. Spoilt twits!
Deepsigh2018
Chatty Member
She hasn't even bothered to put any effort into the ads. It must have taken her a couple of mins to make that. Who do they think her target audience are that they have £400 to spend on a drinks trolley!!
Sean uploaded a video of their house. I watched some of it but it was too infuriating. Of all the undeserving ‘influencer’ brats.... usually when a YouTuber shows off the place they’ve bought I feel envious at the easy money etc but I can accept this is the world we live in. But these two ?! What have they done? It’s beyond belief. After smugly running around this beautiful place they should never have been able to afford acting like kids and talking about the expensive runner they are going to put on the stairs they decide “we’re going for lunch.” It’s probably a week day. I hate them.
Alightened
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Some days she doesn't look too bad in the outfits she chooses, other days, well
She looks like one of Santa's helpers
She looks like one of Santa's helpers
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This is the thing though, this is a gossip forum about specific people, not the population as a whole. No need to take things so personal or get offended about everything! That’s what annoys me, when people get offended lol, like, what do you expect from sites like this? FFS ?
Poppy is not morbidly obese but I do believe she is overweight. I think calling her fat is no big deal because it’s disgraceful that she literally does NOTHING . She deserves the title. She’s a nasty spoiled bitch. This isn’t a forum to praise her ???
Poppy is not morbidly obese but I do believe she is overweight. I think calling her fat is no big deal because it’s disgraceful that she literally does NOTHING . She deserves the title. She’s a nasty spoiled bitch. This isn’t a forum to praise her ???
Practically Perfect
Chatty Member
I am currently eating a Toblerone (2 chunks) and dipping it in a sheep mug I curated from Home Bargains
Ta da..... Now where do i get my Lifestyle Blogger of the Year award??!!!
Ta da..... Now where do i get my Lifestyle Blogger of the Year award??!!!
emmer_moans
VIP Member
Or her sofa
Reminds me when Alfie hired that large office a couple of years ago to play ping pong in.
Moonstone
Active member
This reminds me of a meme I saw regarding these ‘careers’ nowadays. There’s a person laying on the ground clearly needing help, someone next to them asks: we need a doctor! Anyone a doctor?? The people in the crowd watching:
-No, sorry I’m an influencer.
-I’m a content creator!
-Sorry, I’m a vlogger on YouTube.
-No, I’m a blogger.
-I’m a social media specialist!
Something like that.
-No, sorry I’m an influencer.
-I’m a content creator!
-Sorry, I’m a vlogger on YouTube.
-No, I’m a blogger.
-I’m a social media specialist!
Something like that.
blurstoftimes
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does anyone here actually care if Poppy is pregnant? or is the interest based in watching how seethingly jealous and passive aggressive zoella will be about it?
I was just watching her on Alfie’s carcrashvlogmas and she absolutely draaaaaags our everything she says. It’s seriously painful to listen to her.
Alfie is bad but god almighty. Amanda and Nick have a lot to explain with those two.
More mind blowing content from Poppy, this week's work is freezing a smoothie, pouring on chocolate and nuts. She has the nerve to call it a recipe, but doesn't even list ingredients as it's too basic. Obviously she added an affiliate link for the mould, else what's the point in doing any "work"?
