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Lauz2427

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You haven’t got this mama, it will not pass. Look after your children properly get off your big fat ass
 
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Esbeepea

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Only works out when she's filming an ad. We can't tell the difference between her boyf and her dad.
 
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Nurseypops

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I'm gonna say it, might offend some people but hey just my opinion....nobody forces you to have kids. I only had one, because I genuinely couldn't cope with another. If I ever got pregnant again I would have an abortion.
Why do people keep having kids then declare to the world they can't cope with said kids.
They didn't ask to be born so stop being such a c**t and deal with your decision.
Some women are addicted to the being pregnant and having attention, giving birth, having a baby and then when the child is a toddler they aren't interested anymore, it's sad.
I moan about my child most days because he's autistic and hard work, but also amazing! I didn't even expect I would have a child with additional needs....but...I moan about bad days to my best friend on a private message, not on the internet for all to see.
Cannot stand these influencers....I'm praying that they just disappear in the new year, can't stand any of them!
 
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cantinfluenceme

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Imagine being this pissed off and angsty because your daughter wants to buy a toy, a perfectly normal thing to do?! She’s such a nasty old ginger cunt
She doesn't mind so much if it's My Little Pony tat and she's getting paid for it, eh Feebs? 😜
 
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walterisback

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She just decides in the morning what she's going to cosplay as. Some days it's poverty, other days its LV bags, some days she pretends to like plastic toys because she's getting paid, other days she hates plastic toys and slags her kid off on the internet for deigning to buy some just like the ones she's had to play with to make her mum money.

Because she has no real personality, interests or friends (apart from food - all 3)
I think you’ve really hit the nail on the head here. I think that in real life Henry/Mick is actually a fully functioning middle class Joules PTA organised mum. She had that party lunch for Herbivore and mums yesterday even tho a few hours before she’d have you believe the house was a shit tip and she couldn’t even dress herself. She’s got the kids all Pudseyed up this morning ready for Children in Need day.
I think this IG person is confected for views and to appeal to what she thinks us plebby mums are like in our boring little pov houses and little lives. Her agency has probably warned her against appearing too middle class or privileged but she can’t hide that completely so compensates by pretending to be unable to do life. It’s a character she plays to get work/ads and has most likely told all her family and friends this so they know not to be shocked by her content.
Just an alternative way of looking at her - on the other hand she may really be as bat shit as she makes out.
 
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C0ffeekid

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Having taught y1 7 years on the bounce (yes I'm aware that is less than others here): her b and i are a bit squiff and one s is the wrong way round but it's the beginning of Autumn 2! She's a summer born baby who had very little parent support in EYFS (or arguably since Shrubbery was born). We know that kids don't perform the same at home as they do at school, much less when you have a dragon for a mother and a petualnt toddler Herb Garden siblibg competing for attention. She looks to have been at a kitchen table which is unlikely to have proponted proper writing posture and that whiteboard/note pad doesn't have any lines for context for her sizing and spacing making it subtly more difficult. Give the wee girl a break.

I always found that most make a huge leap over the spring term and that ultimately school staff can easily lose sight of the fact that they're 5 years old! They haven't even fully developed their hand anatomy.

Poor scooter has a lot to contend with really. Her dad appears to be rarely around (hello Alan), her mother looks for any reason to (often publically) pick on her, she was shafted into the loft to fend for herself, plays second fiddle to young Rockery who can do no wrong and don't get me started on the "maternal rage". I agree, Scooter doesn't need further criticism. That's not what we're about.

Back to it - Henry is a crusty old tudor with beardy eye brows who could power Britain with the amount it blinks during an AD if only we could find a way to harness it.
 
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Notforthegram

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The whole set up looks like an opening credit to a 70s porn movie 😵💫 they all look like they slightly smell too.
 
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Jemi85

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Garlic salt fully looks like if you put a suit on him, he could be a 48 year old IT engineer called Graham 😳
 
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Riddlemethis

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Did she really show us how to put some pasta and some hot dogs in a flask 😅😂

What happened to the gym app 🥹
Where are the autumn fashion reels
Do the tog24 coats fit yet
What did she eat the chickens with? Chips or rice
How is the shady boarder doing 😭😂

Tonight I seem to have so many questions!!! I hope I don’t dream about her!
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Here’s a quick roundup to your questions.
•The gym app made her put on weight so she sacked it off. Great advert for them!
•Coats unlikely to be fitting, nothing fits. Only her sandals and thats because 90% of her feet aren’t covered by actual material.
•definitely ate the chickens with the swans and did a bird in a bird type scenario, alongside both rice AND chips, as a starter.
•boarder still to be seen
•she still hates her kids, herself, the boyfriend that won’t marry her and anyone who questions why she’s a lazy bastard that hates her kids.
•her forehead is still gasping for air as it sits near the summit of Kilimanjaro
And she has gone to a new level of showing herself in see through underwear.
Hope you definitely don’t dream about that 🤢

View attachment 1685091Proper happy to be cooking with the kids
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She’s proper like Mrs doubtfire here when he takes the mask off and it falls out the window and gets ran over.
 
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Esbeepea

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Diet's going great. I'm absolutely loving it. Pad Thai for ten.

Oh and next time she does an ad for My Little Pony I'm fucking calling her up on it. Crumpet faced cunt.
 
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Huffchug

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Why is she queuing for the Tesco Christmas delivery slots? I understand they are for everyone but she is able bodied and unemployed, staying at home all day apart from the school run. I’m sure she has the time and ability to do the shop in store.
 
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Whatwouldyoudo

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Vesper must be so confused when she's put upstairs and there is a pointless guest bedroom downstairs next to her parents and brothers room 💔
 
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