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Whatwouldyoudo
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For someone who spends an obscene amount of money on hello fresh, Tesco, takeaways you'd think she would just buy the kids a hotdog at flamingo land ffs 
Mancnet
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We all know those biscuits will not make it to Christmas. She’ll be having a box a day as an afternoon snack
Notforthegram
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You are definitely not a bad mum, but please don't listen to advice from an insta 'weaning expert'. If you want to learn more, please speak to an a&e nurse or Dr, they will soon tell you how ridiculous that advice is. A grown ass person can choke on a grape, it's not a skill, it's pure luck. As someone else said, it's the perfect shape and size to get lodged into an airway, and once it does, it's very difficult to remove as the peel stucks to it. If you can't dislodge it, you have to call an ambulance. By the time they get there your little ones heart would have stopped due to the lack of oxygen, so you will have to perform CPR and hear your kids ribs break as you pump their chest. If paramedics can't remove grape, they will get rushed to hospital, where they have 3 options: try to push grape to the side of the airway to get some air in, try to suck it out, and as a last resort, literally cut your kid's throat. If this doesn't sound like something you want to go through with your children, I suggest you cut the grape in quarters.
Sorry to be graphic, but I don't agree that playing with your kids life should be a 'parental choice' and I hope I made you think twice. And also, please please unfollow that account, they need to be shut down, as they could literally be responsible for children's death.
francesthemute
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AND
She always, always, always without fail, validates her feelings as soon as she’s said anything that even hints towards not being the best mother in the world.
The Dunning-Kruger effect here is insane.
Has stifled any actual self-realisation she has that she might need to work on her parenting skills with memes that validate her dislike of parenting and her inner need to be told she’s awesome.
THAT’S why she posts on instagram.
Likes or it didn’t happen, or matter.
Likes from strangers, comments telling her she is admired, for what?
That matters to her so much more than the validation of just quietly getting on with it, meeting her children’s needs throughout the day and honouring them.
She always, always, always without fail, validates her feelings as soon as she’s said anything that even hints towards not being the best mother in the world.
The Dunning-Kruger effect here is insane.
Has stifled any actual self-realisation she has that she might need to work on her parenting skills with memes that validate her dislike of parenting and her inner need to be told she’s awesome.
THAT’S why she posts on instagram.
Likes or it didn’t happen, or matter.
Likes from strangers, comments telling her she is admired, for what?
That matters to her so much more than the validation of just quietly getting on with it, meeting her children’s needs throughout the day and honouring them.
Jimjamjelly
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Riddlemethis
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How can she even say this and not realise how ironic she’s being. She is the queen of waste and buying tat and she’s not 5 years old! There’s nothing wrong with a child of that age being drawn to plastic crap. It’s bright and bold and that’s why they make it like that because kids brains are wired that way.
She has a lot of anger and control issues doesn’t she. She dresses like a cabbage patch doll and Jim tells her he doesn’t find it attractive but that doesn’t stop her, so why does she have to hate what her kids like so much and control that. Jim likely feels exactly like she does with the kids, every time she’s pulling out mr tumbles clown outfit or dungarees out the wardrobe and blobbing about.
Poor vesper
It absolutely rips at my heart when I see a photo like that where there’s clearly a child so excited to be amongst all those toys and getting to choose something to take home. And crabbit patch doll is stood behind her bullying her fucking child on the internet. She doesn’t deserve kids.Whatwouldyoudo
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Pure anger issues, not "maternal rage", she tries to be all mother earth and in reality if she was from a poor area it would be seen as an issue/concern. No HV checks, not seeing the point in homework, anger issues towards the kids, no child safety in the house etc
justobservinghere89
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Think she meant ‘Alan’
Hastaggifted
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If I had to see it, I'm bloody well making sure you lot have to see it too!! Moose hoof is about to bust outta those jeans!
Did she really show us how to put some pasta and some hot dogs in a flask 
What happened to the gym app 🥹
Where are the autumn fashion reels
Do the tog24 coats fit yet
What did she eat the chickens with? Chips or rice
How is the shady boarder doing
Tonight I seem to have so many questions!!! I hope I don’t dream about her!
What happened to the gym app 🥹
Where are the autumn fashion reels
Do the tog24 coats fit yet
What did she eat the chickens with? Chips or rice
How is the shady boarder doing
Tonight I seem to have so many questions!!! I hope I don’t dream about her!
LennyBriscoe
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I can’t lie, I spent wayyyyyy too long wondering who the J and P were (initials on the wall) because I thought his name was Alan and her name was Feebs 
It’s because I have too many family logistics and commitments to sort out
It’s because I have too many family logistics and commitments to sort out
Mancnet
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And daft thing is that she has time to be healthy. She doesn’t work. Both kids are out of the house in the day. She can actually do a healthy shop, money is no object, meal plan, prepare healthy meals and fit in some exercise.
I wish I had her privilege. This should be a wake up call but it won’t be. She’ll somehow buy her way back to health as she certainly won’t put any effort in.
I wish I had her privilege. This should be a wake up call but it won’t be. She’ll somehow buy her way back to health as she certainly won’t put any effort in.
Gossip101xoxo
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This is the woman that bought vesper chicken coasters for her birthdayTuff tray for a Christmas present…..I know it’s something you can use a fair bit but the magic of Christmas oh santa has brought this tray for youmaybe it’s just me but what a shit present.
the woman is batshit
With relation to the rheumatoid arthritis diagnosis (I’ll let you ladies make the amusing comments) and her still struggling with the motivation to lose weight, I just don’t get it. What other reason can be more important than your health!
speaking as someone who has struggled with weight since I was a child, I know how hard it is to find the motivation and discipline to lose weight. It’s bloody hard. About 5 years ago, I was diagnosed with a heart condition that obviously losing weight would help with. I lost weight by eating healthy, started running and I now run 6Km several times a week. I’m a healthy weight and I have not been on meds for 3 years.
I felt the need to share my story because I didn’t want to seem like a cold hearted cow who has never struggled with weight and health. And also because im very proud of how I turned my life around.
I really hope Feebs sorts her shit out.
speaking as someone who has struggled with weight since I was a child, I know how hard it is to find the motivation and discipline to lose weight. It’s bloody hard. About 5 years ago, I was diagnosed with a heart condition that obviously losing weight would help with. I lost weight by eating healthy, started running and I now run 6Km several times a week. I’m a healthy weight and I have not been on meds for 3 years.
I felt the need to share my story because I didn’t want to seem like a cold hearted cow who has never struggled with weight and health. And also because im very proud of how I turned my life around.
I really hope Feebs sorts her shit out.
Pandakitten
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That’ll be the least of their worries when they see the digital footprint mummy has left for them…