I’m defs glad you got an upgrade . I’m also defs glad the flight was cancelled. Defs grateful you got another flight though. Like defs understand you miss your other kid and husband.
Defs loved seeing Toad, I mean Ted defs living her best life at Disney, she defs takes great pics.
I was defs saddened she got overwhelmed, poor Ted. I defs lost sleep over that, like who wouldn’t?
You defs need 15 days to like see the whole park in Hong Kong, it’s like huge, but if you’re paying with your own money, I defs recommend just one day. Defs feels less like cast members here, they defs more like just employees. WTF does that even mean?!
Defs grateful you remembered that pool room pic of favourite toad, I mean Ted, you defs want the other kid to feel like she defs missed out.
Ted defs the funniest kid at Disney today, bwahahaha she doesn’t like little kids or babies, she’s def the funniest kid, she’s also defs bewildered by the lack of the number 13 in Hong Kong, but instead of learning why, we called the lady in such a panic to get us the hell out of here early, because we defs only came here for Disney, defs none of this culture bullshit. Defs only here for the western side of town.
Hopefully Qantas defs loved that you took another airline, and dump your arse, even though it’s a SHIT airline and you two are defs a match made in heaven, or is that hell?
So bippity boppity FUCK off you pair of absolute airhead bimbos