Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

[Readread]

Parker taught her what true love is? Poor Charlie.

Does anyone else still get the ick from the name Parker

 

[Fairypop]

The buzz on this thread when she does a food haul is unmatched

 

[Catherinez]

How has she possibly made kitchen organising into another reminder that she’s had a baby, ‘I couldn’t possibly have a tidy cupboard I’d JUST GIVEN BIRTH!!!!’ We know Char, honestly we know. You’ve kept pregnancy, the birth and your baby pretty low key but somehow we managed to figure out that you’d had a baby.

 

[Jane Porcupine]

Driving me mad with this bloody hike already. You don’t need to train to walk up scafell pike

It's a good job really. It sounds like her 'training' will mainly consist of walking to get her coffee and cake instead of taking the car.

 

[xKHx]

Sea-batter/butter is back

 

[Crazycatlady18]

EaRtH sIdE

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

I literally have no words for this fucking monstrosity or for the caption. He’s your child Char not your bestie

 

[Readread]

Why’s she put that stupid pampas grass pot right beside the bed like that when it clearly doesn’t go there

 

[Weelegs]

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love Parker pants gave to me… a weekly car MOT

Please continue

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love Parker pants gave to meeee.....salad and chips for teeeeea

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Surprised there’s no full turkey dinner on there, isn’t that why she started weaning early?

 

[LittleRa]

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I literally have no words for this fucking monstrosity or for the caption. He’s your child Char not your bestie

I also see she’s liked it herself with her grazeboards account that she gave up making. What a melt she is.

 

[xKHx]

Spent half the year not eating?!? Hmmm yeah ok Char

 

[Catherinez]

It’s the first come first served for me, alright Beyoncé I’m sure people are lined up down the street

 

[Jane Porcupine]

He's asleep. Now he's awake. Now he's asleep again.

Thanks for the constant updates Char, living for it.

 

[MooBug]

She’s known about being a bridesmaid for what? A matter of days and now she’s on bridesmaid duties looking like a 70 year old lady clutching her little handbag with her fake smile

 

[Hello Kitty]

Prefect, library assistant? I'm guessing the library in her school didn't have a dictionary or thesaurus then.

 

[Fairypop]

Jeez the 'one year since we found out we was pregnant' stories are just too much! Is she going to share her memories of the whole pregnancy until Parker pants turns 18?

Bold of you to assume she’ll stop when he’s 18

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Since when was half birthdays even a thing? What a nut job

 

[Weelegs]

Just getting in early with the next thread title suggestion:

Chars got the rage cause she's still not engaged

 

[Crazycatlady18]

I hate nothing more then pictures of other peoples kids with food all over their mouth