Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

That will be Parker Pants new venture in a few months seeing as he's so advanced and independent

He’s currently writing his pure math thesis for submission next week

 

[Theonethatgotaway]

God, she looks like a potato with all those chips she eats

 

[Crazycatlady18]

God, she looks like a potato with all those chips she eats

I cannot stand people who don’t know the difference between women and woman ffs

 

[Noseyhol]

Now she is trying to say her 6 month old doesn't nap?! Why does she have to lie about everything!

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Now she is trying to say her 6 month old doesn't nap?! Why does she have to lie about everything!

She doesn’t do stories either

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Now she is trying to say her 6 month old doesn't nap?! Why does she have to lie about everything!

He’s so advanced he’s down to one nap a day.

She’s a complete contradiction - ‘he never naps, unless he’s in the car or the Pram’

so he naps then Char?

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Why does she insist on doing boomerangs for everything? She looks like a bleeping nodding dog and it really pisses me off

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

See eggs featured again this morning.

Eggs with red lion stamp may I add unless she’s bought the stamp and stamps the girlies eggs … would not surprise

God, she looks like a potato with all those chips she eats

She’s deleted it now!?!? Cue a story of how she doesn’t feel herself and picking flaws etc etc etc now she’s a MUM to a BEBE

 

[Jane Porcupine]

He's asleep. Now he's awake. Now he's asleep again.

Thanks for the constant updates Char, living for it.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

He's asleep. Now he's awake. Now he's asleep again.

Thanks for the constant updates Char, living for it.

But he doesn’t sleep in the day

 

[spillthetea22]

She’s so mundane, talks about THE most boring tit on her stories. Why does she think anyone wants 68 stories on Parker’s sleep pattern?! I can’t actually follow her, because she’s too annoying, but love a little catch up when I dip in this thread and no surprise, she’s still boring as duck!

 

[Fairypop]

I cannot stand people who don’t know the difference between women and woman ffs

THIS. My five year old knows the difference

 

[Byewiggy]

I hate that bloody woven chair she shoves him in all the time, he looks ready to tip or slip out of it these days. also see she's got a measurement chart up in the background which he's probably already being held up against because she can't just wait for when he's actually old enough.

 

[Crazycatlady18]

He’s well fed

 

[Weelegs]

Eggs with red lion stamp may I add unless she’s bought the stamp and stamps the girlies eggs … would not surprise


She’s deleted it now!?!? Cue a story of how she doesn’t feel herself and picking flaws etc etc etc now she’s a MUM to a BEBE

No shes a MAM

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

No shes a MAM

Apologies. Yes. Forgetting her clearly very Northern roots. We say Mam in Barnsley

 

[JEETP]

She seems to be trying to rewrite the narrative of the last six months. We've gone from endless coffee and cake dates with a perfect BABY to suddenly never having time to focus on herself, not eating, BEBE not napping.

 

[ChampagneBox]

She seems to be trying to rewrite the narrative of the last six months. We've gone from endless coffee and cake dates with a perfect BABY to suddenly never having time to focus on herself, not eating, BEBE not napping.

Maybe we’re not the only people she’s pissing off…

 

[Justnosey100]

is he ever out of that baby Bjorn seat thing?!

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

is he ever out of that baby Bjorn seat thing?!

He doesn’t seem to get a lot of time just on the floor playing