Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

[ChampagneBox]

Spent half the year not eating?!? Hmmm yeah ok Char View attachment 956322

I don’t know why she’s desperate to push this narrative that she hardly ate??? It’s fucking weird and it doesn’t win you any pregnancy prizes Char

 

[Hello Kitty]

“Were huge wine lovers”

First of all how did this ad ever get approved with such an obvious grammatical error at the beginning of the post?! And when has she ever posted anything that would make us believe she actually drinks wine?!

Didn't she get drunk on one glass of prosecco when she had her Asda's party a while back? the night she had loads of cheese and thought she had covid but forgot she had IBS

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

Why do you need to take your child to see Santa 3 times please!?

 

[xKHx]

Cannot believe he is 23lbs at 6 months!!!My daughter was 19lbs at her last weigh in with the health visitor at 14 MONTHS!!!

Also STOP CALLING HIM A TODDLER.. he isn’t.. he’s a baby! He can’t even sit up unaided ffs

 

[Justnosey100]

Bet she’s gutted her prop didn’t perform for the shoot for the benefit of insta.

‘Not a confident sitter’ … you mean he can’t sit up unassisted Char.

 

[spillthetea22]

Been bugging me for a while but I’ve finally worked out who Char reminds me of when she poses for a night out….. Sharon from Eastenders!! She’s all big top half and then chicken legs. IYKYN best pic I could find but she defo has the same figure.

 

[Alexlilz]

Surely Parker can carry her up on his back, strapping lad that he is?

 

[Fairypop]

Disappointed with the lack of sea a batter this year, maybe she switched to the part bake baguettes so she could pronounce it

 

[Weelegs]

Jeez the 'one year since we found out we was pregnant' stories are just too much! Is she going to share her memories of the whole pregnancy until Parker pants turns 18?

 

[LittleRa]

She's not long had a baby but she dosent half help herself with the shit she eats!!!
With amount of walking she does and quit eating chips everyday, she could easily tone up nicely. But equally she looks like she's happy with her body and that's the main thing tbh

While It’s true she’s not long had a baby, she was getting her gunt out for engagement on insta posts long before falling pregnant.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

For someone who has suffered a miscarriage she sure likes to rub her pregnancy in peoples faces doesnt she?

 

[Hello Kitty]

Not being rude but she lost a stone and a half when she was pregnant.....really

 

[LittleRa]

Why has she hashtagged baby led weaning when she’s clearly spoon fed him purée. Not a judgment on one way or the other by the way, just judgement on how thick our Char is.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

“Were huge wine lovers”

First of all how did this ad ever get approved with such an obvious grammatical error at the beginning of the post?! And when has she ever posted anything that would make us believe she actually drinks wine?!

If they’re huge wine lovers they wouldn’t be drinking Jam Shed

 

[Justnosey100]

Omg I had forgotten about dog gate!! For anyone unaware, she literally went to the park to walk Digby and came home with another dog of a neighbour who was at the park and decided they didn’t want their dog so she took it home and made a massive fuss about how she was taking this dog in and it was Digby’s new best pal….. then 4 hours later she had to give it back howling! I bet they just meant could you look after the dog, she’s thick as sh*t

 

[MooBug]

She looks like she’s fallen into the door drunk and is pretending it’s all fine in the second picture. What is she doing?!

 

[Readread]

It just was Char. That’s how life works. Get over it ffs

 

[Theonethatgotaway]

We are so good haha

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

She's absolutely tone deaf, and considering she continues to say she didn't enjoy her pregnancy (which is bull because she loved to get that bump on the gram) she sure loves to continously repeat the same shit about it over & over & over & over.

She's now also referring to Parker as a 6month old when he's not, I've never know someone talk so much rubbish & trip over thier own lies all the time.

I don’t know why she’s so obsessed with how fucking old he is. Just enjoy it, stop obsessing over him. It’s fucking weird. She literally has nothing else in her sad little life.

 

[LittleRa]

I’ll take “things that never happened” for someone coming up to bet on her night out and looking her up and down and saying “you not into your fitness any more then?”